European World Cup fans have gone crazy for ranch, the quintessential American salad dressing and dip, prompting some to smuggle the creamy condiment back home.https://x.com/ABC/status/2070687342554173535
>>537911627Pure fucking slop. Every western country has this locally.
>>537911627They don’t sell it over there. I know someone who takes ranch seasoning packets to her extended family in ingerland when she visits.
Maybe that’s something European stores should be stalking in their little American section instead of rainbow marshmallows and M&Ms
>>537915798They cant because europeans are a bunch of faggots who block american agricultural imports
>foreigner comes to my country and is AMAZEDThis whole thing is very brown and thirdie coded
>>537911627They would've gone insane if they had the ranch my old high school lunch ladies used to whip up.
>>537915895American food products are radioactive bioengineered goyslop that gives you cancer
>>537911627just imagine all the euros going home and trying to tell their friends about Ranch, and they're all mispronouncing it in their little euro ways.
So I thought this ranch shit was nonsense, so I went to The Salad Kitchen website in London to build a salad. Here is the dressing selection.
>>537914975Yeah we have this here too. Mutt propaganda is just retarded. It's not even anything special.
>>537911627They don't have ranch in Europe they eat garlic sauce instead
>>537916001You act as if the kikes don't do that to your shithole nations food stuffs.
When you start bragging about food you are confirmed third world
>>537911627From someone who lived in Fiskeland (Norway) for half a decade, I think it's the butter milk.It's not really used much in cooking there.When I was in Norway I never saw that flavor anywhere I traveled. They have plenty of sauces garlic sauce being their favorite (which has no flavor).
>>537916001This>>537916338Nah
>>537911627>white people discover ranch for the first time
>>537911627>ranchnever heard about itafter checking it's just garlic sauce with mayo as basehave something similar
>>537911627It's just a fad. Newest goyslop campaign for retard confirmists to signal their being "in the loop". Just point and laugh.
>Ingredients>Basedbean oil, water, egg yolk, sugar, salt, cultured nonfat buttermilk, natural flavors (onions), spices, less than 1% of: dried garlic, dried onions, vinegar, phosphoric acid (acidifier, E-338, xanthan gum (flavor enhancer, E-415), modified food starch, artificial flavors, disodium phosphate (acidity regulator, E-339), sorbic acid (E-200), and calcium disodium EDTA (E-358) (preservatives), Monosodium glutamate (flavor enhancer, E-621), disodium inosinate (E-631), and disodium guanylate (E-627) (flavor enhancers).Oh nononono. Onions overdoseThis sounds rather like chemical waste
I prefer a good creamy Italian dressing.Goes good on an Italian sub or hoagie.
>>537917034It's base is a very think, very sour, butter milk.>Not the kind you have where you can drink it by the glass. That gives it a really unique flavor combined with dill, garlic, onion, parsley, pepper, chives, thyme, and salt.
>>537911627The white mans dressing is either salt, pepper and some olive oil or some Vinaigrette. Miss me with that sugary goy slop sirup.
>>537915023I refuse to believe ranch dressing is unavailable in any 1st world country.
>>537916001Your mind is so twisted by your commie leaders propaganda you dont even know it.They keep american food products out to prop up your joke of an ag sector and lie to you to tell you its for your own benefit.
>>537917402I could order one bottle on amazon for ~15 Euros and you don't find it in our grocery stores
>>537911627Hidden valley is the worst ranch of all times. Toby's is the goat if you can find it, but you really should just make it yourself it's very easy
>>537917402>>537917238Bro its literally not food at that point. No 1st world country will poison their people that much.
>>537911627This has to be a marketing campaign. Bottle ranch is fucking repulsive.
>>537911627>ranchEasy recipe and it can be homemade in Europe too.
>>537917523Canola oil is goy slop you retard
>>537917402They had small bottles of it for sale for like $15 in the American section of the Coop in Tromso Norway.El Paso Brand Tacos were super fucking popular there too, like an entire grocery store aisle.They had Taco Fredag, which is fucked because Taco Tirsdag worked fine.However, the spice mix was super different, pretty much just paprika flavor, like 100% of their chip selection.I brought some American brand El Paso taco mix over one time and they thought I was a master chef making the best tacos they ever had.
>Hidden ValleyIt's shit. they're gonna be mad when they get home. Because it does not taste like the Ranch you get at restaurants.
>>537917545Mayonnaise contains seed oils unless you make it yourself
>>537917238>This sounds rather like chemical wasteIt is, hidden valley ranch is pure slop. Real ranch is just mayo, milk, onion, garlic, and fresh herbs like dill. It is great but if it's able to sit on a shelf without refrigeration, it's chemical slop.
>>537917528Every ingredient is literally food. If these ingredients aren’t food then beer and cheese aren’t food products either.
>>537917489>>537917528I guarantee you can find it in a store with a very large selection of grocery items. It might not be at your local market but it's in the country.
>>537917402Man even before this I knew ranch would be a hit in Europe. The "ranch" they offered at American-style restaurants was just watered down mayo and it was absolutely revolting.
>>537917545I made homemade ranch before with fresh ingredients. It was amazing but a pain in the ass to make. It doesn't keep for very long either. Worth having once, but I'll stick to oil and vinegar for salad.
>>537916843they do retard. in fact a lot of german food is stroke juice and cancer sloppa muahhahayou'd have to only shop at organic shops or local market stands to avoid
So ranch is literally just mayonaise with some garlic and herbs? Or is it useless to try to make it myself if I don't put a ton of flavor enhancers in?
>>537917612Mald all you want it's the best tasting ranch you can buy in stores. I prefer to just make it since I have an herb garden already, and I think avocado oil makes better mayo
>>537911627Its just ranch seasoning in watered down sour cream. I make homemade batches in 5 gallon home depot buckets. The Jew fears the home goyslop producert. home ranch dressing producer
>>537917768It's not exactly common but 2 out of my 3 local supermarkets have some sort of ranch dressing. I'm 100% sure this ranch thing is just a marketing ploy.
>>537917841It's just mayo with garlic and herbs that's thinned with high fat milk. Very easy to make, there's no mystery to it
>>537917686Beer here contains only hops, malt and yeast. Basic ingredients.And cheese contains only milk and some salt. I think thats a big difference to 30 ingredients to some weird sugary slop
No buttermilk in europe.
>>537917455>triggeredmaldy cancer boy
>>537917818>at organic shops or local market stands to avoidYou don't do that?Many such cases
American food has an ingredient list as long as a trump meltdown about Iran
>>537918156youre a little wagie cuckboy who lies and copes. you just lied to the american and now youre coping and sharting all over yourself lmao show your ugly ugly face your such an ugly boy jhahahah trash
>>537918569Sure Ahmed, wir schieben dich bald ab, Nigger
>>537911627And store bought ranch is the worst ranch.
Wait a second, ranch sauce is not a sauce but a salad dressing. What the fuck
>>537916033RAWNCH
>>537916179>CONTAINS SOYA
>>537911627If I were a Hidden Valley, I would call Trump to allow them to give every passenger caught with bottle(s) the matching amount of bottles. THIS IS FREE MARKETING WORD OF THE MONTH, MOST ORGANIC THIS EVER.EVEN TRUMP SHOULD TELL THE TSA TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY; THIS IS RETARDED.
>>537918667>implyinghahahaha cope little NIGGER you little muslim loving fucker calling me "Ahmed" your such a cuck ugly boy
>>537911627>europeans are so poor and starved for indulgence that they are obsessed over ranchSad
>>537916179Who the fuck puts honey mustard on a salad?
>>537919139>seethingI like that, go on Ahmed and post hand
>>537917238I wish I could be through to my fellow burgers that most american food is actually industrial waste products but the brainwashing runs do deep. Yes, LITERAL FUCKING INDUSTRIAL WASTE YES LITERALLY
>>537916843LITERALLY. LITERALLY. the same exact shit except the sugar in the euro version has an extra bond between the glucose and fructose molecules. WAOW!!!
>>537911627I wish I could buy Ranch dressing and live free like Americans
>>537919456you are making the typical burgershart mistake of not identifying WHERE the ingredients are sourced fromthey are named differently for a reason, they are sourced differently STOP FALLING FOR PROPAGANDA
"natural flavoring" should be a MASSIVE red flag for you, but for some reason most americans just don't get it
>>537919279>implying againugly boy, mommah doesnt love you? wheres poppa?
>>537915895Your food is tasty.It is shit though.The mcdownald ceo wouldnt eat his own burger. 1 fucking burger.The cambel soup exec had an epic rant about his goyslopYour food market is schizophrenic.In what world is soda cheaper then bottled water.You have an alarming amount of landwhales.
>>537911627When is a liquid considered a liquid? Whats the viscosity threshold?
>>537919456>What is high fructose corn syrup>Also why extra corn syrup after that>>537919625>Can't post hand because NiggerNi-Ni-Ni-Ni-Nigger
>>537919865>thinking i am brown because all he can think about is poo poook poo loving, muslim loving, NIGGER with 15% slav admixture bahahahaah wouldn't wanna be your ugly self
Eurgroids haven't tasted a cool ranch taco shell have they?
>>537911627it tastes like heavy mayo with some spice.this whole "europeans discovered ranch" story is viral marketing.
wait till they find the queso
>>537919552It's the same shit. When controlling for lifestyle variation, health outcomes are virtually identical between all Western nations. It's easy and convenient to blame food and not our sedentary lifestyles where we never walk or do vigorous exercise.
>>537920149Is this the cheese sauce mixed with chili pepper?If so, it's fucking disgusting. These two ingredients on their own are perfectly fine, but mixed together? Disgusting.
"Europeans yearn for the ranch sauce" is an inorganic marketing ploy to make Americans feel better about themselves when the rest of the world hates them more every year.
>>537911627>heckin yuros are lovin goyslop!This has been a strange remoralization campaign. Goyslop is poison lol
Why are euros falling in love with our beautiful cities?
>>537920514Yep these threads and all of the social media marketing around it has been so cringe it’s unreal. It’s also telling that worthless goyslop is apparently the only good thing about the U.S.
>>537911627Hidden Valley marketing campaingranch sauce has been available here for yearseven that very brand
>>537920576I was assured in the chink hate threads that there is most certainly nothing to be impressed about with lights and drone footage anon.
>>537920576>all the niggers HDR'd out okay
>>537920634It’s so obviously a marketing campaign it’s unreal, and it’s pretty embarrassing as always. Oh well, at least it isn’t nigger tranny porn
>>537911627>>537920576
>>537920443It’s jam packed with all kinds of man made chemicals and genetically engineered slop anon. It’s nearly all s0i bean oils too
>>537920773>best country in the world Maybe for an H1B pajeet or nigger from Africa. For those of us White men who were born here, it’s been getting shut out and excluded from nearly everything our entire lives.You globohomo jews ruined the magic, fuck you all.
>>537920514Math this for me moshe Inb4 >illegal math in Germany All of Europe 9.5M Jewish people lived. Hitler killed 6M and 3.8M collected reparations. My question is how did Hitler round up all the Jewish people in Moscow Madrid and London?When you dig a littler deeper 2.4M Jewish people lived under Nazi Germany and 3.8M collected reparations There is obviously fraud collecting reparations My second question is where did the 6M come from ?Inb4>mah jooooooos fucken nazi!!But dude at Steins bagle shop isn’t the one who made up the numbers….. he just can’t math my question is who made up the numbers and why?
weird how these 1pbtid threads about ranch dressing always showcase a certain brand. fascinating.
>>537915023>They don’t sell it over thereIt's hidden
>>537920925The entire thing has been a marketing stunt anon, none of it is organic.
>>537920912>[nooooooticing intensifying]
>>537919605This is true. You can hide a lot of ingredients with "natural flavor" or "artifical flavor" labels.
>>537920914Stop belittling my ancestors' achievements, bot.
>>537911627European World Cup fans have gone crazy for ranch, the quintessential American salad dressing and dip, prompting some to smuggle the creamy condiment back homeThe whole ranch dressing thing seems so artificial. I do not understand why. But someone with vastly more power than ranch dressing companies is behind itOnce the USA balkanizes we will figure out who was behind this. And why they did it
>>537920912>>537921051YesAre local elections kiked too?Me thinks so
>>537920819the first 3 ingredients are water milk and cheeseit has seed oil, but no onions
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>>537911627I hope it's not hidden valley ranch that these europoors are craving. That's fucking disgusting.
fucking love ranch dressing
>>537921420Be me last night >Chicken fries (Ranch dressing does that even need to be said?)>cold beer >pair of jeans ‘Murica!!!!
>>537921246kek
Mom I posted it again!
>>537914975we even have it here, muttoids are on full shilling over their lack of culture and traditions lately
>>537914975>>537911627>>537916256THIS NEGRO ANON HEREI was just in liberia and you can buy it in developed african nations too.Except the american shit usually cost more than the local shit, so most of them wont buy it anyway and most other countries know what real food taste like so they know it taste like shit Most of this stuff is only used in restaurants that serve american style food
>>537911627if these tards ever ate a ranch pizza they'd die from cognitive dissonance at how hard muhtalia got btfo
>>537917238>EDTA>sorbic acidWhats so bad about these?Dont they use EDTA for heavy metal detoxification?Sorbic acid possibly isnt that bad, but everything else is bullshit
>>537923353Who knows what this shit does together in conjunctionJust like when you mix bleach and what was the other that gives poison gas?
>>537922157What’s your culture, being brown and stupid?
>>537923474TRUE!You can mix something good or natural with something bad and it can create an entirely abnormal chemical combination.No different than mixing salt with vinegar vs salt or vinegar seperatly on their own
