These countries don’t exist. It’s so fake it hurts. >name is just generic “Land of the Slavs” >flag is just Russian flag with some shit slapped on it>somehow still there despite allegedly being part of much bigger Hungary/Austria, lol >no one’s ever been thereJust think about it. Have you ever met a “Slavinian”? Have you ever heard someone speak “Slowak”?Clearly this shit was invented by Czechs for tax evasion purposes and so they could steal EU funds.
>>537922698i went to an asian massage parlor last night.just to check it out and see if they do full service.they were chinese broads, but running it japanese maid-style with blonde wigs and maid uniforms.their special was the swedish~finish said "sweetest finish" as in happy ending with a hand up and down jerking motion.i loved their idea. just wanted to share that anonymously.
Slovenia are not fully Slavics, they have significant Germanic dna Seems like they are kind of mix between Germanic/anglos and Slavics Slovakia are indeed more pure Slavics ….
>>537922698slovenia is real, slovakia I genuinely forgot existed and couldn't tell you a think about it
Slovakia is Rusyn clay
>>537922698I did meet a Slovene once, he had beautiful eyes (no homo)
>>537922698Your country’s flag is a bunch of byzantine and venetian iconography thrown together.
>>537922922>>537922222who got quint ~dueces?
>>537922698I have been to Slovenyija, it does look artificial.Like some Hollywood set trying to ape Switzerland or Austria.
>>537922922I went to a massage spa last week that I found on Google Maps, it had a generic name like “Wellness Oriental Touch” and 4.7 stars with almost 400 reviews. That seemed reputable enough. I booked under my initials and paid in cash, as I prefer to keep personal services discreet.My therapist, a woman named “Mimi,” greeted me and led me into a room lit with pink bulbs and a small tabletop fountain. I assumed it was part of an Eastern healing aesthetic. I was a little surprised when she asked me to undress completely, but I didn’t want to seem culturally insensitive.The massage was effective, although unstructured. At one point she asked if I “needed more stress relief” while touching my thigh. I assumed this was part of some deeper muscle work and just grunted noncommittally.After about 40 minutes, she made a strange hand gesture and said, “You want full service now?” I told her I was already getting a full massage and wasn’t sure what else was included. She laughed and said, “Okay, maybe next time, you think about it.”She handed me a paper cup of lukewarm water, bowed, and said “Very good client, thank you.”I tipped her 30% because I wasn’t sure if declining the “extra” service was offensive. I’ve since been told by a friend that this may not have been a fully licensed therapeutic facility.Should I leave a review clarifying that the massage was good but the atmosphere was confusing? Or just let others find out for themselves?
>ur not a real country>t. montenegroyou should only attack from the high ground
>>537922698If they don't exist, then why are they on the map?
>>537923122Czechs who run this fraud aren’t imaginative people. It works so they don’t even bother.
>>537922698Flags became absolute dogshit when they invented tricolor.
>>537923190>they exist on the mapHow do you know it’s real? Did you ever go there? Did you even read my post you idiot?
>>537923212For me it's Tanzania
>>537923399Not terrible.
>>537922698I’ve been to both countries and can recommend you a very good pizza place in Bratislava if you’re interested.
>>537923555how would you know it's good though, Dominos is the #1 pizza in Deutsch land
We are gonna change our flag soon. It was created by some low iq KGB subhumans in 90s. They need to be genocided along with their families and everything they have done needs to be destroyed.
>>537923555See this is a Czech with German proxy running cover. Can we see some photos? Probably not right? Battery was low?
I went to Slovakia last week and it unironically might be the least white European country. There's only two real cities in the whole country (except not really, 1 of 2 cities only has 200,000 population), most of the population lives in countryside and easily 40% of the people you see in countryside towns are gypsies. Dilapidated as fuck, massive commie blocks everywhere, graffiti etc. Shithole.
>>537923993You are right.
>>537923993Where you were lol
>>537924199Kosice
>>537922698Isn't montenegro just another serbian state that has no reason to exist?
My grandfather was Slovenian you stupid nigger.
>>537924258Kek. They are total subhumans. When czechoslovakia was created they weren't even part of it. They created their own country called slovjaks. Those eastern subhumans should gtfo with gypsies and rusyn subhumans. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovjak_movementAnd western Slovakia should go back to Czechia and rename ourselves to Moravians. We aren't even slovaks. Idk from where that name even came from it's disgusting af.
>>537922944>Slovenia are not fully SlavicsNobody is full anything.
>>537923758KGB chads are the only people capable of running your shitholes.in fact every government should be run by KGB/CIA/MI6 because glowniggers all tend to have mensa IQ while a lack of feminine fee feels making bad choises.we just need to remove the jewish influence and itll be great
>>537922698>Monte-negro>Black mountainMt. Meru, etc.
>>537926602sure thing you retarded subhuman lmao. Kgb subhumans literally had nothing their ancestoes were cleaning balls of Austrian horses in old times. And when communism began all those those low iq subhumans joined to Czechoslovak KGB because they had nothing to lose and enjoyed that they had some power finally and after fall of communism they became oligarchs and now they think they are some elites. But they will always belong to lowest caste like your disgusting subhuman immigrant family. Your time is coming soon.
>>537926879yeah you aristoniggers lost power and got replaced by pure meritocratic intelligence agencies, if you couldnt make it in a post-soviet collapse shithole youre genetically retarded since everything was up for grabs, anyone smart and quick to act could have gotten wealthy.also SÄPO should control sweden, nothing to do with immigration here nepo dependant loser
>>537927106>since everything was up for grabsYou are retarded subhuman. They literally stole properties of my oma in 90s worth like 10 million euro in 90s. Now it would be worth like 100m. It was easy just for KGB subhumans and their descendants here they created mafia groups and they were killing people
>>537922698i've been on bled, it's nice although slovenians are a bit retarded and will tell you to silence the music after 22:00 or they call cops pensioner's dreamland
>>537927371sounds like cope, you missed the one-in-a-century dip and didnt take the opportunity to make it big now youre lashing out as your betters.how very unfortunate!
>>537927637Shut up you fucking nigger. I was just born in 90s and my family weren't KGB subhumans. You are retarded mongoloid? Cousins of my German oma were Nazi soldiers in WW2 killing Soviet bitches heheheheh
>>537927863>soldiersyeah i know you were genetically disposed towards following and submitting to authority, like a serf, so youre not really bragging here.the high iq nazis were all in gestapo calling the shots
>>537928150You are lowest IQ because normal healthy person wouldn't defend KGB subhumans. Just someone with inferior ancestors would do it.
>>537928641nah im a glowie, we're just better than you lol
>>537929639In your mind
>>537923555I am interested. I am heading there next month. Also Slovenia is real and has nothing to do with the Czech Republic. It's half balkanoid and half Austrians larping as Slavs. Pretty comfy desu.
>>537922698funny how one kind of slav will always accuse another kind of slav of being complete crooks
>>537922698>no one’s ever been thereYou're onto something. I've only been to Prague and that was fantastic.
