> Tokyo Customs has seized a large quantity of gold hidden inside a life-sized doll, as well as the tools used to process it
>>537924673/pol said the gold has no value. then why they are messing around with that there?
>>537924673Interesting, creative too. how did they find out I wonder? weight discrepancies? perhaps one accidentally tore?
>>537924673a senseless and disgusting act against dolls
>>537924851It was probably the weight
>>537924673Gives a whole new meaning to sleeping with your money.
>>537924966X-rays?
>>537924673>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>537924673>>537924714>>537924966yakuza are malding now
>>537924673>too heavy>no tail
>>537924673You vill have zecks vif a human voman. You vill own nofing.
>>537924851Custom Officersan, being crushed under a petite 150kg sexdoll is just my kink. There is nothing usual, even if your X-ray detector only shows a black image. That's the just a side effect of the custom tungsten heavy weight rods.
>>537924673thought gold was crashing
>>537924673Is that gold? SEIZE IT!why are they like this? Gold should be simply property that the goyim own, we shouldn't have to pay a tax on it to import GOLD
>>537924673but maybe someone paid for that? who are they to deny someone a gold-filled fuckdoll?
>>537924673This is just racism. In Kalevala Ilmarinen (Daedalus/Hephaestus character) forged a woman out of gold and silver after he lost his wife. The buyer of this doll clearly was a finnoboo.
>>537925241I would steal ome
>>537924673would
>>537924673What did they do with the rest of the doll? Asking for a friend
why would you send gold to japan
Damn. Looks like my Gretta Thurnberg doll is going to be delayed
>>537924966>no officer thats just extra weight from all the cum ive been fucking it nonstop
>>537925054CARALALALALOSSS
>>537925168i can fix her
>>537927939I have that screencap
>>537924673Everyone knows you turn that shit into jewelry and wear it on the plane over. Ain't illegal to be a baller
>>537925241How long do you think he was planning this heist?
>>537927939they're going to violate her and take her bones out
Here's the rub. Japan has high import taxes but when precious metals price is high demand is high and physical in store purchase goes way above spot. Exchanging Cash for Cash on the money market, the 7 million USD of gold at a 1.3% Money Market exchange rate will cost you a fee of $91,000..But if the Exchange starts seeing a premium of 30% above spot on gold prices there is profit. of 2.1 million dollars. So the difference can be 2.2 million dollars.
>>537928032Probably a while. The execution was near flawless.
>>537924673Excellent anatomical cutting. Truly exquisite technique
>>537925241The things we do for love
>>537924966Perhaps also they have x-ray spectroscopy devices in their suite of instruments.
>>537924673
>>537928575Damnit they made a robot that can replace me. Its over.
>>537928032
>>537928655>sage
>>537924673This could've been such a good plot for a movie.Imagine some of those dolls gets out in the wild and you'd have criminals hunting down gooners fucking their dolls worth a fortune
>>537924673why is gold smuggling so common in Japan?
>>537927118All I need in life is a robowaifu that looks like the one on the left.
>>537927217The U.S. had a period where they seized gold too. Common sense and power are rarely bedfellows.
>>537924673>>537924966so retardedthere should be a movie about this
>>537927217because 911 and stuff. now we need you to declare everything so we can steal stuff that's on the we can steal with no recourse list and maybe after invasively searching all your belongings we'll do a cavity search with Jerpreesh.
>>537924673>>537924714looks like brass
>>537927859>What did they do with the rest of the doll?>Asking for a friendthey still facefuck it, or can you see the head!
>>537927859ebay
>>537925241viking invasion of Lindisfarne
>>537928575imagine a T-800 is shagging greta like this for real
>>537925241he is owed sex
>>537924851gold is crazy heavy, like leadthe half a ton sexs toy probably gave away right away there is something inside
>>537924673those zogbot niggers are giving it up to the rothschilds arent they
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