>The 38-year-old claims the condition means his penis measures only 0.97cm, or 0.3 inches, when fully erectI think the federal government should put funding into penis enhancement surgery research. A smaller-than-average penis is absolutely debilitating. https://thenightly.com.au/lifestyle/michael-phillips-man-who-claims-to-have-worlds-smallest-penis-launches-gofundme-for-enlargement-surgery-c-22489398
>>537925279well that sucks for him, but afaik enlargement is sketchy as fuck still, better to go monk mode
>>537925279Pretty smart way to market yourself. There's going to be women coming out of the wood works to film a porno with him now. Very very smart.
>>537925279How do we know he's not lying?
>>537925368>better to go monk modefasting to empty your bowels to get fucked in the ass
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>>537925279so he can reproduce a lineage of small penis males? Why would you want to breed this dysgenics?
>>537925279Hassansissies not like this....
>>537925368no, you dont get it. i mean, he might get 'laughed at' in the bedroom, but now hes semi-famous, and an object of extreme fetishism for some women. he may be in luck.
>>537925679Nice collection bro.
>>537925464Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue already spamming his email probably
That's rough, can only imagine everyv single woman was horribly disappointed, about to fuck mr chad Olympian, more gold medals than Jesus, and you get a micro dick. Dude must struggle, maybe that's what gave him the drive to win so many Olympic medals.
>>537925679>women lie when talking about size Breaking news
>>537925279I think these people post passive aggressively on reddit.
>>537925577I seen it!!
>>537925279He's gonna graft some congoloid BBC ain't he?
>>537925279Start by losing some weight fattyFatties and small dickers deserve only disrespect
>>537925279They can't just make you a dick. Sorry, bud but the nervous system is far more complex than that and the glans of the penis is up there in sensitivity and complexity.
>>537925832Do i also get a medal of goy posting?
>>537925832You are confusing him for Micheal Phelps, he is normal and has wife and children.
>>537925883The brain doesnt fully mature until 25.Cant be a reason otherwise.
>>537925368There is literally no way to turn a .3 inch size penis into an average 5.5-6. What are they going to do? Grow a cock on a rat and sew it to you?
>>537925368As crazy as it sounds, there’s people with a fetish for everything including micropenis But he can pretty much only date people with a micropenis fetish because any ‘normal’ relationship won’t work with a dick that small
>michael philipsWhen did hasan change his name?
>>537926069There is a german movie called eisbär and they say "it isnt that much about the length it is raher about the grith".
>>537925679Only straight men and e-whores buy these, especially the black ones. The average woman has a pencil dick vibrator for penetration but the main action comes from rubbing the clit. Not to say women prefer pencil dicks in sex, but for masturbation it's better than a 10 inch giant dildo because they get more pleasure for rubbing the bean than from penetration and a small vibrator is more convenient than a large one.
>>537925279I don't think so buddy, there was a guy in school whose penis looked like a wart, I saw it in the showers after PT. He was semi retarded, he had light celebral palsy or something, and don't forget the wart cock. This was before puberty though so maybe the war grew to 1.2 cm.
>>537926217That's a saying in English, in a sense. Not a saying but a possible factor. That factor does not matter when your penis is .3 inches. There are women with bigger clits.
>>537925279Can't they remove his penis, turn it into a vagina and then turn that into a huge penis like they do with FtM?
>>537926408They invert to penis for mtf, so that would be one small vagina. For ftm they skin graft from the forearm, leg or somewhere similar.
>>537926231Plenty of jackhammers in women's closets. Just look at the amount of "massager" sales versus dildo sales.
>>537925368The guy with the worlds second smallest penis is fucked for life. The world smallest one is a world record holder.
>>537925279transition time, i mean, fuck it, why not at that point
>>537926231Unless you know were her gspot is. It just inside the opening of the vagina behind the clit, her labia will do the same job as the foreskin, and you can use your pubes to grind her clit. The cervix is also a huge source of pleasure for most women and as long as you treat it with care she will love when you poke around it as it feels like prostate stimulation for her.
There was a phys ed teacher at my high school we called Pie Pan Dick. He was short and squat and wore those old polyester sport slacks with the front tab closure, which made him seem even more compact. Looked like he would have an inch-long wiener with nine inch diameter girth, which is an impressive 28.27 inch circumference.
>>537926807Hes 38, should just accept it and live as a wizard
>>537925279I have a huge white penis and have not had sex in over a decade.
it would be a cracker with the worlds smallest dick
>>537925679why are most of them black?
>>537925747Youre talking to a virgin. The given size usually isnt the usable size but includes the suction Cup or gripping area.t Actually Had gfs
>>537925279I read this as Michael Phelps
He would have been normal but the rabbi got too greedy
>>537925679nigger they all count balls in length>hehe how you know anonyour mom explained me her frustration
>>537925368It's pretty much building a new dick from scratch, akin to those Lovecraftian FMT penises.
>>537925279>penis enhancement surgery research.So they can breed more microdicked dudes?
>>537925577>how do we know this man isn't LYING about having the world's smallest penis?
>>537926265>and don't forget the wart cockThanks for the reminder. I had forgotten about it since the last time you mentioned it was all the way back in the previous sentence
>>537925279I think shrimp dicks don't deserve to breed and it's eugenic for them to be incel virgins
