>>537945818
this is now a poop stories thread.

>be me
>live at cabin in summer
>be constipated for over a week
>day 10, I feel the rumblings of the bowels
>it is time
>drive to Culver’s (their bathroom is nicer than my outhouse)
>sit on toilet
>grunting, straining, swearing, sweating
>finally, the turd begins to move
>an absolute log of hard shit exits my butthole
>the log acted as a plug
>torrent of mushy shit squirts out
>have to take like four breaks to give my butthole a breather while more poop is queued up
>when finished, the toilet is FULL of poop
>like over two gallons
>I leave it all there, don’t even bother flushing
>get a burger from the drive-thru
Love me some Culver’s

>>537945818
>retard sandnig croaks over onlyfans
MANY SUCH CASES!

>>537945818
I..do..not

Men have always given shit to women. It's in our DNA.

Only now it's virtual and men are lonely

OnlyFans numbers are inflated. Everyone becomes a millionaire in their mass media ads

>>537945818
why do you feel embarassed? retard, if you dont do the crime dont think about the time. dipshit.

>>537945818
If no one paid for it, you wouldn't have rips to download for free.

>>537945818
jewish money laundering scheme with white girls whoreing out infront of whole world for maybe 100$ a month
Gotta say, this is peak jewishness
Ovens will be blue flame >>537945818
hot

idk i've never given money to onlyfans

>>537945818
Men have loved sluts throughout human history. We got our human origins through rape. We are a highly sexual species but no more than any other mating species

>>537948490
And this fag right here is why "simps" are talked about as if they are real
Random mutt in this case, complete utter failure in life is atleast getting free coping mechanism that no matter how degenrated and wasted life he leads atleast he is not some imginary simp
They dont exist dude
You are trully bottomlf the barrel

>>537945818
Im on your boat, I can't believe there are so many men paying for photos and videos from whores, strangers, that on top of that, do not know they exist. You can find explicit 18+ stuff randomly on the internet for free ffs

Enter any OF whore's name into the brave search engine followed by "nudes leak" and you can almost always find tons of free content available.
Don't pay these skanks.

>>537948612
The only reasons I pay are because I'm not poor or self-entitled. All of the "simp" stuff people screech at me is projection.

>pay
balbums.
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>>537948728
show receipts paneet

>>537948775
What are "receipts paneet"?

>>537945818
>I can't believe men unironically pay for e-whores
>What happened to us guys?
>I sometimes feel embarrassed to be a man
These men always existed.
You would be amazed by how many men didn't breed in the past.
You can track chromosomal heritage on Patri and Matrilineal lines and judge for genetic diversity. And on the Patrilineal lines there is much less diversity meaning a much narrower spread of fathers.

There has never been, and can never be, a female equivalent of Ghengis Khan, Charlemagne or Brigham Young.
Brigham Young had 56 children. He had a thousand descendants less than fifty years after he died. Grand children and great grandchildren.
No woman is pumping out fifty six kids.

So there has always been excess men.
It's just that they either became monks, eunuchs, or cannon fodder.
And they didn't have a society that would allow them to throw money at whores.
If you didn't work you didn't eat and if you didn't eat you starved. And if you starved you begged and if you begged you were chased out of the average village, and lived in the worst parts of the average city, where women would avoid.

>>537945818
Same I hate being a man. I wish I was a girl

>>537945818
paying for porn in general is fucking retarded. just google big boob and get 2 billion results bro.

>>537948820
pajeet
im mobile fagging in bed sideways
show receipts from OF

>>537948988
>show receipts from OF
No

>>537945818
Its 90% shitbrowns

>>537949027
you can hide your shit just need proof that you simp

>>537945818
it's not men, not incels, not virgins, no, the ones who pay for these e whores are married men, believe it or not.
A married man got domesticated by their wives that sex is a return of something, could be dinner, shopping, trip, you name it, but there SHOULD be something paid to get a pussy you are already have access to. So they see no issue in paying $20 a week for a far hotter girl that will recognize their existence compared to fat ugly girl with few chin hair that ignore them all days.
OF is like immigrants, it's a result not a cause, to end OF you have to restore order, for starter, marriage rape doesn't exist and you as a man can fuck that bitch whenever you feel like it

>>537945818
it gets worse when you realize that a lot of these sluts add the good content behind PPV messages in your DMs, so you have to pay them a subscription fee to be allowed to pay them for the actual porn.
surely it's more worth paying that kind of money on an actual whore for an hour.

>>537945818
then transition you faggot

>>537949690
In middle and high school, people like you would obsessively call me gay because I hung out with so many girls (???), and didn't perform masculinity well enough for other men.

It's definitely an odd loop you're trapped in.

>>537945818
Anyone who pays money for OF should be lynched

>>537950280
why?