Wait... lyrans are real?
Imagine being a U.S. Army soldier having to interview an alien catgirl and all they do is just knock stuff off your shelves for eight hours
>>537946536Yes. That's where the idea of catgirls came from. And Thundercats. Lion-o is a real guy. They use the Eye of Thudera to keep an eye on us.You thought this shit was just fantasy?
>catgirl>no bodyhairNEXT
>The Mreee: The first alien race humanity encounters. They are small, anthropomorphic housecats (about three feet tall) who communicate in yowl-like chirps.>The Dreen: The primary antagonists of the series. They are a parasitic, hive-minded alien race, using organic technology and aggressively consuming planets and harvesting the biomass of the races they conquer.
>>537947025Too a lyran, we're just batshit hairless apes.Imagine being an intergalactic lifeform being "interviewed" by an uppity monkey man obsessed with skin tone and complexion
>>537947544I'd treat them the same way Gene treats Aisha
>>537947234what the fuck is with this "author" and predicting world events?
Aliens are fake, Aleister Crowley summoned DMT elves into our reality when they'd been trying to breach it for eons, and our religious faggots keep thinking they're demons or our moronic atheists keep thinking they're aliens. Actually, they're the reflection form of ourselves which is why they present themselves as evil to good people and good to evil people. They don't belong here and are basically dimension niggers. Send them back, we're full.
>>537947920In short Gantz got closest to the truth. We need to lock and load, hunt down these sumbitches
>>537947544>Intergalactic species>Can't understand why the monkeys care so much about physical traitsMan it's almost like there's a reason we care about those, and if they can't figure out this mystery they might as well be dumber than house cats.
>>537947025>Imagine being a U.S. Army soldier having to interview an alien catgirl and all they do is just knock stuff off your shelves for eight hoursTrick is to get her in a hammock>They are small, anthropomorphic housecats (about three feet tall)Oh cool, they're fun-sized. Four will do fine, I think>>537947544What hey no it's not my fault 99.9% of humanity cant sit around and talk about the cause and effects of convergent evolution. Also the universe is likely to be full of crabs; if anything at allGod I hope they're not all weird and nerdy like that, i'll still let them nap on my couch but they had better be at least a little fun at parties
>>537946536May I see one?
>>537946536Should of raped her, you'll never get that chance again
>>537947025Yeah some stuff in invariably fall off the shelves if you know what i mean.
>>537946536>cat girls are real>they are furryONE FUCKING THINGWHY CANT ONE THING BE GOOD WITHOUT ANY DRAWBACKS ?!
>>537946536Totally real bro, totally not just the government distracting you from its continuous fuck ups and the Epst- hey look at that an alien!
>>537947234what the fuck is going on with that mp5
>>537947739Based, but Aisha is for Jim.
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>>537947920The Babalon Working is fucking horrifying if you read into it. Apparently it sounded and felt like a giant 'zipper' opened in the sky.
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>>537947234John Ringo is fucking great. I mean, it's definitely slop at a certainly level, but his work is like the platonic form of the Michael Bay movie or Erich Von Daniken "history," but actually good, and he feels as strongly about... everything... as Tom Clancy and Clive Cussler do about military equipment. He's clearly a raging autist. Read John Ringo.
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>>537947544common misconception, but we're actually actually known as pig-people galactically
>>537946536>superb spelling ad grammar>collegiate level verbiageYeah, that shit is def not military-grade. Good authorship, though, to whatever /lit/fag created it.
>>537950907Sorry for the double post, but I just saw this. The "Babalon Working" sounds like spooky and seriously important occult shit, but it's actually the story of how Jack Parsons invited L. Ron Hubbard to a sewer where he played Prokofiev on a record player and insisted that they beat their dicks together onto a rock in order to initiate the immaculate conception. L.Ron noped out of there, fucked his bitch, and took his money. Parsons decided instead that he could do it himself in the middle of the Mojave Desert, and came to the conclusion that all he needed to do in order to advance humanity into a new mystical epoch is travel around the world on a cruise beating his dick onto a series of specific rocks (almost a more lurid and pornographic version of collecting gym badges in pokemon). Sadly, he failed in his quest, and the sound of the zipper opening in the sky was just that of Jack Parsons on the ground alone.
Can we see them?Can we speak with them?Will they help us?
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