Someone knocked loudly at my door, but when I went to check, no one was there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PplYzT4vZaU
>>537951105Don't let the black-eyed kids come into the house
>>537951105I wouldn’t worry about it. He has probably already found a different way to get inside. Good night anon
Defenetly supernatural shit! Have you been summoning spirits in any way? Directly or indirectly by calling them aholes, for example here! lol
now we learn the various retarded names different countries have for when kids ring the door bell and/or knock on the door and run away.
Dont open your door. When you do you cant shut it anymore and they murder you and steal your shit. My grandfather used to tell me of jeets who use that trick. Always keep your doorway lit. Best to have multiple peepholes at different angles, or use digital cameras because it isnt the 1950s any more. Always sleep with weapon beside you in a closed door way. Have loud bells attached to every door. Always remember, a well lit house is not a house to rob.
>>537951105It was me, sorry.
>>537951105you in texas? been happening a lot down here.
>>537951105I would step outside and fire off a couple rounds
>>537951521That was also me. Again, I apologize.
>>537951563>step outside>instantly popped in the head>TV stolenNice idea, fuckwit.
>>537951105it actually drives me nuts in project zomboid how storm noises sometimes sound like a zombie beating on your door, you have to constantly be checking just to confirm you're not crazy or about to get eaten
>>537951651you ass, you scared me to death!
>>5379511056spooky7me
>>537951660Nah, OP is safe now that he told us! lolIf he's not gone by now, he'll be OK. U there, OP?
>>537951784>1pbtid OPhe's already gone anon...
>>537951105sounds like you're fucked, anon. do you live innawoods?
They're inside your house tell that ghost to suck your dick
>>537951105reminds me of that poem The Raven. did you check to see if it was a raven?
>>537951105then who was door?
>>537951105
The raven at the door, nevermore
>>537951105>>537951105>Someone knocked loudly at my door, but when I went to check, no one was there.Oi mate, you gots a loisense for that racist joke?
>>537951105probably niggers playing ding dong ditch or some other nigger game
>>537951465This anon knows. Knock on the front while the mark checks homeboy is already posted at the back or near a Window. Ops rape is imment
>>537951105we used to go nigger knocking. do zoomies do that? i would guess not. do euros know about nigger knocking?
>>537951105check your closet but what ever you do, don't check under the bed.
>>537951105It was me.AMA
>>537951970is it similar to nicky nicky nine doors?
>>537951105it means they are already inside. good luck.
>>537951970Faggy American kids don't call it nigger knocking anymore.
>>537952015same exact thing, although i've never heard it called that. down here we called it nigger knocking or ding dong ditch. we also used to play "hide from cars". you just fuck around by a street and when a car comes you hide in a bush. video games didn't keep you inside all day back then
>>537951105There's something wrong with my doorbell, and a couple of times it has rung frantically like someone's pushing the button 20 times. But there's no one there.Something to do with the heat i think, seems to have only happened on really hot days.Sometimes I take LSD by myself and spend the day tripping but if that happened during a trip I reckon it'd send me skitzo
>>537951105https://youtube.com/watch?v=IJtHdkyo0hc
>>537951386So spirits took over a broadcasting network?>>537951105They can smell your sins. The ghosts are always watching. Tremble in terror when the ghosts come knocking. There is nothing you can do. If your sins are grave enough, they can take you.https://youtu.be/jLisufZwE74
>>537951980is rape going to be involved somehow?
>>537952301Rape is a post hoc. Life makes life.
>>537952289mannn i had that album on casette back in the day. i love all the chucky references
>>537951386>>537952300>>333333333Why do you hate?
>>537951105Was it a g-g-g-ghost?!
>>537951105I ignore my front door .. if I am not expecting you then you are not welcome
>>537951105>get ding dong ditched>get scared>post about it on /pol/Truly, frogniggers are the dumbest of the dumb.
>>537951105My amazon delivery shequanda jiggles my front door knob after ring my bell whenever I dont answer the door.
>>537952414Having it on an old Walkman would be cool
>>537951105https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
>>537951105it was me
>>537952749This. It should unironically be illegal to knock on someone's door unsolicited.
>>537952749I always answer hoping it’s my Misaki there to save me from my hikikomori ways. One day bros she’s gonna knock https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgO-L3O3jMo
>>537951660you stay inside and let people break in, I'll confront the intruders with a weaponoh they knocked that means they wont attempt a b&e, right? fuckwit
>>537952139i played something similar to your "hide from cars" except we'd pelt cars that were driving by with snowballs and then hide in the bush
>>537953596haha yeah, same, actually. sometimes rocks if you brought your retarded friend.
>>537951105don't worry about it. probably just the jews
>>537951105When I lived in New Jersey we had these little brats play "ding dong ditch" constantly.I don't know wtf is with Italian Americans being so rude, loud and abrasive that they have to do nigger shit like that. You people are barely even considered White here.>inB4 reddit spacing
>>537952034Be the change you wish to see. Teach your children about the art of nigger knocking. As is tradition.
