Ghosts are just live people in parallel dimensions that live in your house.
>>537952013I EAT MORE CHICKEN ANY MANS EVER SEEN
>>537952013You made the claim, now prove it.
>>537952013Can I rape them?
>>537952013I just know the demons are.
It's my house, I should be able to rape the ghosts.
>>537952078
You don't really exist OP. Your ghosts are just updates taking effect.
>>537952013 shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEENshitty boomer guitar solo SHE GET HIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHshitty ten minute CIA-funded keyboard solo FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKsong endswow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""
>>537952078THE MONKBOUGHTLUNCH(HEHEHEHEHEH YEAH HE BOUGHT A LITTLE!)
>>537952114Lmao! Poltards causing interdimensional incidents. I know some caused international ones, but this is just fucked.Truly as the saying here goes, nothing is beyond the retards reach is it. lol
>>537952013fuckers don't even pay me rent, they live rent freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBvoh28yioA
>>537952158>It's my house, I should be able to rape the ghosts.Oi mate, youse gots your loisenses in order? That was an immigrant ghost!
>>537952191I hate this pasta.
Aliens are bringing ghost raping technology.
>>537952191>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN>>537952078>I EAT MORE CHICKEN ANY MANS EVER SEENSo Epstein Island resort been around since the 60s?
>>537952239What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entireUS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>537952212You know it!
>>537952013why don't they help with the rent?
I bet your little fish head KPOP wife never eat more chicken any man ever seen.
>>537952316Oh fugg
>>537952013>ghost haunts gooner>forced to watch them beat off for hours at a time to weird porn>gooner just passes out after and ignores the ghost>ghost can't leave or escape the horrid goonerWhat a horrible night to have a curse.
>>537952409Isn't there some tiny korean girl that goes to McDonalds and eats 100 mcnuggeds?
posting in comfy thread. 88 days until fall.
>>537952550126 days
>>537952013This is a simulation. Ghosts are just glitches.
yea. im a ghost too. I died in car crash in 2003. My parents don't know. I've tried to tell them. Basically they become deaf when I try.
Buddhism/Hinduism are right about ghosts.
>>537952649i try to start enjoying halloween around september. horror movies, lots of wood walks, fall events, etc. it goes by so fast so i try to start enjoying it earlier.
>>537952772A man of culture.Harvest time+Halloween are the best time of the year if you live in the right places, where leaves change, corn turns brown, and you get those chilly temps at night and in the morning. That smell that gets into the air is the best.
>>537952013And often it's just an alternate you.Also I miss Rush.
>>537952114yes
>>537952013>Ghosts are just live people in parallel dimensions that live in your house.Whats the point of dimensions if they bleed over.This is a gay jew controlled simulation and the jews running this dump love to fuck around.
>>537952515Koreans will do anything for attention, they're the jews of asia.
>>537952853hell yeah man. i've googled the best fall towns in the US, to move to if i ever have the money. i need to be around woods and creeks, chilly air, etc. so tired of this city, ugh.
>>537953265>Whats the point of dimensions if they bleed over.Yeah, that would make them intersecting dimensions. People just these throw terms around like everyone owes them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to interpretation. It's slovenly and jewish to abuse language in this way.
>>537952772Same here but I extended it into Nov for DOTD and the weather finally cooling off. Might paint two skulls this year instead of one.
>>537952922Yaa!
>>537953528>DOTDwhat's that? >paintbased. i like doing watercolor or oil, i always just do woods or fields though.
>>537952013Then I wish the nigger ghost who keeps slamming my bedroom door when there's no through-draft would stop being such a fucking asshole. You can hear it through the entire house. It's retarded to believe in ghosts, but the last two places I've lived had doors that would slam shut if they weren't fully latched. Both were interior doors with no wind current or substantial gravity or weight to make them slam shut. I don't fucking get it. Also, ghosts can tongue my anus.
>>537953630i've had nights where i've woken out of sleep and felt aliens in the other room looking at me from the dark. usually i just yell at them to fuck off and come get it if they want some
>>537953453I grew up in Rural Maryland and it was always fun. We'd have a tractor pull, then the county fair, and then October would set in and we'd go over to Skyline Drive to see the painted mountains and go hiking, and LOTs of Halloween stuff. Also, splitting firewood was fun.That smell of fall in the air. Glorious. One of those things no money can buy.
>>537952550Based anon. The trees will be orange soon.
>>537953703>be ayylmao>decide that anon's room would be a nice place to quietly chill out and play UNO on your nights off of probing anuses>occasionally look at anon from the next room because he leaves the door open like an idiot>autistic faggot anon screeches at you through the wall all night disrupting your UNO game.You could just ask them if they want a beer or something.
>>537953714the best shit in life right there, love it
>>537953924i've considered this, like just trying to be nice instead. i mean, don't hang out in the dark with those big fucking eyes. bad optics imo.
>>537953714>painted mountainsplease elaborate. Who paints entire mountains. WTF man?
>>537952013May Dad looks exactly like him. Jim Morrison was once thought to be an attractive man.I think women are full of shit.
>>537952013Come up with that one on your own, did ya?
To me, seeing ghosts might be the last thing you see.
>>537954017I think you're trying to be a cheeky cunt, but in case you're serious, image search "skyline drive fall".>>537953934It's one of many reasons I'll always be glad I was born in the US. Wouldn't bother living in any other country, they suck dick. Patriotism doesn't come from money or fame or other bullshit. It comes from autumn in the Mid-Atlantic and New England.
>>537954190Sorry, I was just imagining a Cool Hand Luke scenario where a chain gang of niggers are forced to paint an entire mountain.
>>537954287Sorry, failure to communicate.
>>537952114If you could, how would they prosecute?
>>537952163Manzarek...is that you?
>>537954360Any man failing to communicate spends a night in the box.
>>537952013it's crazy that this pretty average looking guy was a sex icon. fucker looks like me, wheres my pussy?
>>537952191You've crossed a line.
>>537954446No. I'm the peace frog.And this is the best thread on /pol/ at the moment.
>>537952316this pasta macaroni bro
