A dragon is currently burning down Helgen. Multiple dozens of legionnaires reported injured or KIA. Status of Uflric Stormcloak unknown. IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Where’s that?
Fake news
>>537954247Welp this is my sign that's it's time to do another playthrough. Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf7ROU2_8UAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Do1yCfEuDE
>>537954247kill the racist dragons
>>537954247A dragon just flew over my house in Whiterun
>>537954247Mods for this feel?
>>537954247Skyrim belongs to the Nords.Ears not round go in the ground.
>>537954247>dragonsthe Thalmor thing we will believe any bullshit they make up. I bet they make is all take a potion of anti-dragonism that causes constant health drain and weakness to magic.
>>537954247This one thinks that's actually a wyvern, desu.
>>537954247good thing me and my khajiit wife moved out of there before it got dragoned, hope those imperialcucks burn
>>537954247This is a MSGA false flag.Dragons enrich us.Besides, dragon fire is good for the economy.
>>537955002You'll make a fine rug cat.
>>537954825The Nords are old and grumpy
>>537954786Came into this thread for these, not disappointed.
>>537954247Good. Fuck those snow niggers. They would still be fighting over the low spots in the rivers If it wasn't for the empire building all the bridges
Skyrim belongs to the inuit.Up up down down left right squiggly line triangle.
>>537954786Lol gay marriage was legal in Skyrim before it was legal in the US. The thalmor is clearly a anti semetic stereotype because the left hates Israel so much. Skyrim is *literally* a woke game. All the women are dykes who fight or do the jobs of men. It's feminist faggot shit
>>537954922The (((Thalmor))).Post paw Kajiit.
>>537954247Can the legends be true?!
>>537954247a dragon just flew over my houseit was as big as the mountain and as black as nig
>>537955443All jokes aside if anons want a funny laugh check out "Skyrim Intro but its brainrot (gen alpha slang)"Its fucking hilarious. >"Shapiro,Peterson,jones,Tate,Adolf, chuds help me."
>>537955528Implying everyone and their mother itt hasnt already seen that
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Shill duty.
>>537954247GUYS i'm telling you!There are underground monsters called "falmer" EVERYWHERE!!
>>537955528I seent it. I wish there was a Skyrim theme park or somewhere to go where everyone there was forced to LARP as Skyrim or else gtfo. Total Skyrim immersion.
>>537955844Skyrim VR?
>>537954825Uhhh.. Based?!
A dragon! I saw a dragon!
cool it with the anti-thalmitism
>>537955887No. In real life. Like a renaissance faire. But all Skyrim. All day and all night from Sundas to Loredas.
The Dragon is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his scaly skin. This thick scaly hide reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching summers and bitter winters of Tamriel, made to withstand such extreme conditions. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The scaly skin reminds us of our dark, deep fears that emerge from our primal subconscious past.The Dragon's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man or mer alike.The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The Dragon penis is largest of all species. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the Dragon the most masculine of creatures. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent cretaceous seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the Dragon impregnates, creating mighty dragonborn offspring.In total, the Dragon expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.All this is the reason why the Dragon is the epitome of masculinity
>>537956137Skyrim without magic and dragons is just a viking festival.
>>537956257Why you gotta make everything gay?
I really am sorry bros i truly amThese ashborn sluts finally got to meIt started out as just keeping these knife eard shits grubby little mits out of others pockets but, now a day doesnt go by some dunmer refugee isnt gagging on my meat in a dark alley i drug them intoIf the jarl finds out no doubt he'll have me removed from the guard.How do we resist these dark elf whores fellow nord bros
>>537956308There would also be magic and dragons there.
>>537956257Between the dragons and werewolves Skyrim definitely has the hottest furry characters, even beating dedicated furry smut games.>>537956373Oh okay sorry I misunderstood at first.
>>537955844Be the change you want to be in the world, anon.
>>537954247
>>537956716There is something like that in West Virginia, but for Fallout. If they could do this for Fallout, Skyrim should also be doable. I never been there but I want to go one day.
>>537956420not to mention argonians...
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
>>537955391I was raped by an inuit man and now I have hiv... :/
>>537954247>>537954247what did you do to piss the dragon off?because you know its all your fault right?
bros I can’t stop drinking skooma
It just doesn't add up.>Dragonfire can't melt stone towers.>Why did the jarl of Helgen take out an insurance policy for 6,000,000 septims just two weeks before the "dragon attack"?>The flight dynamics of a dragon make absolutely no sense at all, even with added performance from the alteration school of magic a dragon shouldn't be able to fly.>Why were thalmor art students seen stacking mysterious chests of alchemical ingredients in Helgen's defensive walls for the week leading up to the dragon.>The imperial report doesn't explain why the building holding Helgen's skooma reserve collapsed even though the dragon never went near it.
>>537958039ofc Mr.pancakes posts on pol...
>>537954247Holy shit fuck off with this gay Thalmor agitprop bullshit. Dragons aren't even real. Anyways where the lizard women at?
>>537954247Skyrim belongs to us Imperials.
>>537959092Kagouti shit, Riften belongs to the (((blackbriars)))
>>537954247are you sure its not just redguards chimping out after one died in the custody of whiterun guards after being detained for thievery
Fucking bosmer follower ate my horse and I had to walk all the way from Markarth to Morthal. My feet are killing me.
Who are the Jews of Skyrim? It cannot possibly be the thalmor? >The scots are the freedom fighting rebels>The romans are submissive and weakWho was jew, /pol/?
>>537960064>Who are the Jews of Skyrim? It cannot possibly be the Jews?
>>537960064Dwemer because they destroyed themselves through their own arrogance.
>>537960064Argonians, obviously.
>>537954800Was it a bad dragon?
>>537960178Thalmor are the bongs>>537960243Dwemer are the Atlanteans>>537960544Argonians are native americans/vietnamese/burmese hybridsThe "jews" of TES are obviously the mesopotamean-inspired race, the Dunmer
>>537960667>jews aren't the reptiliansThis post was typed by alligator claws.
>>537958939Not to mention the jarl and his entire clan were not in the castle that day eventhough he usually ALWAYS is.Also>incriminating documents found unburned amongst the rubble of the spire
>>537955796this is anti-dwemer propaganda, there are no falmer in the underground, stop spreading misinformation before I round your ass up and put you under dragonsreach n'wah
>>537954247It's the way of the cookies crumble I guess.
>>537956308More like anthro gf simulator
>>537958039You didn't use the protection spell.Fuckin noob.
>>537958221Skooma good for your body like the raw milk.Drink more, don't listen those libs
>>537958939Oy vey! That's anit imperialistic statement.I must contact the nearest imperial base.
>>537961571TES VI desperately needs a new playable canine species but I think Bethesda would only do that if they also removed werewolves. Would anthro canine gfs be worth it?
Alduin was banished to us 3000 years ago.
>>537961299It's TRUE!My cousin (a local guard) swears he saw them after going in a cave with his friends. He even got an artist to make a drawing of it!
>>537962002My dad works at the Local garrison and said it's a lie
>>537962154And my dad is Ulfric stormcloak!I'm wise to your imperial lies!!!
>>537954247I'd love to help, but I have Rockjoint.
>>537962581I guess you never will see the cloud district again.
Who the fuck picks D*nmer?
>>537954825A thalmor nord supremacist?You wouldn't be one of these meydls, deprived yet oh so worthy of BNC (Big Nordic Cock, not Bayonet Neill-Concelman) youtu.be/epXmTGQT9wc
REDGUARD!>REDGUARD!REDGUARD!>REDGUARD!REDGUARD!>REDGUARD!
>I used to be healthy like you until I took an untested experimental vaccine to the arm
>tfw no khajiit gf
>>537954247Anuics tongue my anusWatch me reincarnate Total Mer Death
>>537963401You can't say the R word.
>>537956257you are wrong and a faggoti reject your reality and substitute it with my own
>>537963531We gonna make it somehow.
>>537954786love these vids
>>537963531Just pull a Romanian and tell her to stop shaving
>>537954247TES is jewish and masonic as fuck and its enjoyed by the filthy masses of stupid goyim/pol/ is full of retarded boomers and nons so ofcourse theres a thread about it
>>537963592okay swordshagger, I don't wanna hear the opinion of a dirty redback, do us all the favor and condemn yourself to Oblivion
>>537954825Yes, skyrim should go independ from the empire! Fight the imperials!
Theres literally a main quest chain involving eating children with your secret group of influental individuals in skyrim, made in 2011, but you idiotic animals fucking eat that shit up, you have karmic debt to repay you subhumans
>>537960064
>>537954247So the thalmor take control of the empire, and right as the empire is about to execute Ulfric, its biggest weakening effect that is destabilizing the Empire and preventing them from uniting against the Thalmor, a FUCKING dragon just so happens to intervene and somehow by pure chance doesn't kill Ulfric himself?Alright, sure buddy, it totally wasn't an inside job
>>537963675t. Daniel Vavra
>>537963814>call out jew and masonic shit in TES>idiotic subhuman muslim accuses me of being a masonic jew
Kill Paarthunax
>>537954247Fuck off faggot I took an arrow to my knee years ago not my problem
>>537963880jannies, ban this nigger permanently.
>>537963880Pay me back for the room rental, you old bitch.
>>537954825>>537963056HAH! Elves? Me? Be attracted to a she-elf? Don't be foolish, lad. As if I care... about those flat, chiseled tummies, velvety thighs, ears long as can be, and... so wet! I bet they could clamp down on my dick like a vice, near-drown babes of Skyrim in boobmilk and... just... STOP! SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
>>537963709That's it I'm gonna report you the nearest Thalmor
>>537963880Based
>>537954247>>537955002>>537955268"oh my, a glorified bat!" skyrim is gay and doesnt have a single dragon in it
>>537963904We must make sacrifices for the greater good
>>537955528https://youtu.be/sVn4sBxLokA
>>537963675>>537963735holy fuck czechbro, we get it you need to have your 18th thread today about the HABBENING!!11!!!BBC's on at least one of your state provided channels, either the news one or the one you jack your chode to.
>>537963735It's a single side quest about a secret cult of a nasty demon god, the victim is an adult, and you can kill them all.
>>537955796Foolishness. But did you know there are remains of a long dead, super advanced civilization under there? They had space travel and robots and mysteriously disappeared, and they have entire temples made of gold! Some guy the Winking Skeever told me so.
>>537964283Preise be upon the Void, Mother of All
>>537963998Sometimes dragons have two legs, sometimes they have four wings. A dragon is a dragon.>>537964283That quest felt like an IQ test that most normalfags failed>okay player the quest says you should kill the priest and eat him>go on, we'll all just stand here and hope you don't slow time and kill us like dio
>>537964374Pls educate yourself in dragonology
>>537964374To be fair, most of the time the game really does railroad you with essential characters and shit, so people end up trained not to try things that the quest objectives don't explicitly state. I didn't realize until a couple months ago that you can kill Logrolf right after freeing him and fail Molag Bal's quest (it's still a pretty dogshit quest, admittedly).
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!!
>>537954793Adolfuin did nothing wrong.
>>537964469>taking dragon lore from modern "nerds">not the men who actually fought them
>>537954247uhhh... Stormcloak bros...?
>>537954247Holy sheet !!!
I saw a janny the other day.. nasty little creatures.
>>537964743Long live the Empire, Long live the Emperor
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>>537954247May Akatosh watch over us, and may Arkay guide the souls of the fallen.
>>537965174Trvst thv prvphvcy.
Why is it that when Colovians try to move into Black Marsh or Vvardenfell, it's called "colonization" but when subhumans like Khajit and Argonians move to Cyrodiil it's "immigration"?
>>537965535It was Akatosh who dunnit.
>>537965581Sheeeit
>>537956987Cannibal jamboree
