>Religion is both fake and useful.>Every attempt to enforce atheism fails.>Most women worship The Goddess and Astrology>Men are divided between Abrahamists and Pagans>Goddess Astrology women are willing to fuck an edgy Pagan but not an Abrahamist>Paganism can be woke OR edgyYou should be an edgy pagan (think Sargon of Akkad, Bronze Age Pervert, Adam Green, Odinism, Sol Invictus, Rodnovery, whatever) and learn how to regurgitate just the slightest bit of retarded woke bullshit so when a bitch starts talking about Divine Feminine shit you can get along with her. And slowly over time you can whisper sweet propaganda in her ear that her hair length represents Divine Femininity and her cooking represents Divine Femininity and her libido is powered by Freyja>Or, you could tell everyone you worship a dead street preacher
Mods, this is political. This is about sociopolitics and religious conflict
If you're scared of death, just think about how reincarnation makes logical sense. If we were accidentally born once, why wouldn't we be accidentally born again? It's just math. Math is cyclical
>but I don't really believe in these gods, you want me to lie?The multiverse is fundamentally chaotic, quantum physics is nonsensical at its core, everything is chaotic nonsense at a fundamental level, SO you can and should just worship "a figment of imagination" and consider that it might be out there somewhere in the multiverse because everything is fake and gay anyway. So worship whatever god you want and fake it until you start to believe it
>>537960171After all, in the end, it's what the womenfolk do, and womenfolk are turned on by guys who can hold a conversation without autistically starting a theological argument
>>537960020Hebrews 9:27 KJVAnd as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
>>537960228>You worship Aphrodite? Sweet, I worship Mars and Vulcan
>>537960251List of Gods Who Died and Rose Again:▪ Osiris (Egyptian mythology) – Murdered and dismembered by his brother Set, then resurrected by his wife Isis to become the ruler of the underworld.▪ Tammuz / Dumuzid (Mesopotamian mythology) – Consort of Inanna/Ishtar who was dragged down to the underworld and permitted to return to the living world for half of every year.▪ Inanna / Ishtar (Mesopotamian mythology) – Stripped of her powers and killed upon her descent into the underworld, only to be revived and rescued three days later.Yahweh himself is based on El, the leader of the Babylonian pantheon, and a Bedouin war god. The Old Testament "destruction of idols" was an assault on Indo-European "God King" artwork across the middle east by a small group of anti-traditionalist multicultural people.
>>537960485Odin hung on a tree and has a single All Seeing Eye
>>537960558Hung on a tree, kind of like hanging on a cross. It's all just folk tales adopted by politicians, which is great actually, because it means that this isn't actually about life or death truth but about competing cartels who use folk tales as propaganda. and folk tales are cool, totally fine, worth fighting for, huge part of identity
>>537960630Muh Judaism is a European Merchant Cult, they look weirder and creepier than normal Europeans because they periodically intermarry with Arabs and collectively have business ties to Bedouins. They would sooner worship Ishtar or Ba'al than continue the Yahweh bullshit but they won't worship Jesus because Jesus is anti-masturbation and anti-hate which are both dealbreakers
▪ Adonis (Greek mythology) – A mortal youth loved by Aphrodite who was killed by a wild boar, whose return from the underworld for part of the year was celebrated in ancient cults.▪ Attis (Phrygian/Roman mythology) – Consort of Cybele who castrated himself and bled to death under a pine tree, later resurrected or preserved through divine intervention.▪ Dionysus / Bacchus (Greek/Roman mythology) – In some traditions (notably Orphism), he was torn apart by the Titans as an infant and later reborn or reconstructed.▪ Persephone (Greek mythology) – Abducted to the underworld by Hades; her annual return to the surface for two-thirds of the year represents the cycle of spring and vegetation.▪ Baldr (Norse mythology) – The beloved god killed by a mistletoe dart through Loki's trickery; while he resides in Hel, Norse prophecy dictates he will return to rule after Ragnarok.▪ Quetzalcoatl (Aztec mythology) – In certain myths, the feathered serpent descends to the underworld (Mictlan) to gather bones, dies, and is revived to create humanity.
>>537960558cannibalism cults that have acted as de facto police for much of the developing world's history.The Three. Hecate is Odin, oddly enough.The holy trinity - a reflection of Odin's legacy.He tore out his eye and partook of the gift meant for the gods - the flesh of man, thus condemning his legacy and those who follow him into an eternal death spiral that ends in extinction, but also binds them to a promise to defend and cultivate the flock, and an insurmountable debt to repay to the entire planet not only for their sins, but the sins of the Lamb as well.
>>537961066Quetzalcoatl got his ass handed to him by the ancient underworld humanoids, one of his relatives revives him (there were lots of snakey fuckers hangin out back then) and he retreats to the surface and uses the DNA scavenged from the bones of the underground dwelling humanoids to engineer a new race of food-slaves for himself to persist upon.Typical "god" shit really.
