ITT: We Americans, post things we are thankful to Euro’s for
>>537975927That's LITERALLY gay as fuck
>>537975927Doesn't this get covered in shit and piss though?
>>537975988No. Is your asshole just exploding everytime you use the toilet? Also bidet was an American invention
>>537975927who the fuck washes his asshole with water eew
>>537975988>doesn't this get covered in shitYou're not supposed to shove it up your ass, faggot. You're only supposed to wiggle your ass back and forth over it for a good washing.
I'll stick to timing my shits right before showering, I don't need some goofy ass doohickey in my shitter
>>537975982You will praise that when you getting old and you have to wash yourself every time when you visit at bathroom.
>>537975988Not normally but it can be a problem with an American diet due high fat content and large amount of laxatives
Bidet means "pony" and they were invented in France. They were orignally just low wash basins
>>537975927Fried chicken
>>537976185Fuck yeah. And where do you think that douche water goes after it's been launched up your ass? Gravity, man.
>>537976073>Is your asshole just exploding everytime you use the toilet?kind of yeah, that thing would be covered in shit and undigested vegetables fast in my toilet>>537975927i live in NYC and i don't even own an air conditioner.
>>537976120There's a video of an Indian washing his arse with his own urine, but there are better things to watch on a Sunday afternoon..
>>537975927you mean Turks? every house in Turkey even in villages have this but i havent seen a single German apartment with one
>>537976253Most Americans have pic rel AC setup and only in the bedrooms
>>537976073>baitor is Bidet an english wordhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet#History
>>537975927>to Euro’sThere are no apostrophe's in plural's, you stable geniu's.
>>537976570absolute poorfag structural support
>>537976073Niggerstonguemyanus was the original bidet, faggot
>>537976120>who the fuck washes his asshole with water eewCivilised people, Bubba.Death to America.Total zogbot death!
>>537976546Why do you have soft stools all the time? Id be concerned
>>537976546>thing would be covered in shitIt retracts, retard.
>bulldoze the vatican and inner city of london>lol
>>537976570Still better than what you have.
>>537975927i never could get the hang of this style drinking fountain.
>>537976570You will only see these on houses built before 1980.
>>537977019Its mainly to rinse out your mouth after vomiting
>>537977171that makes sense yeah. its like how they sometimes have those breath freshening mints in the stand up urinals. very considerate.
>>537975927Have you thanked Germans for the Automobile yet?No? Guessed so.
>>537977105That's a lot of houses.
>>537975927you're welcome, a good circumcized goy needs his water intake
>>537977761Have you thanked Jews for BBC porn?No? Guessed so.
>>537976185ngl, a bidet is fucking disgusting... just hop in the shower and clean it properly
>>537975988Asking the real question.
>>537976120I have a hand held bidet bottle I bought off Temu and I fill that bitch with warm soapy water every time I got to take a shit. And I spray front to back, then wipe with toilet paper to make sure the shit is gone.
I take a shit then wash my ass in the shower thereafter. Is no one else doing this?
>>537978250I will if I have one of those magic marker shits.
>>537975927But that's an Asian style bidet. European style requires the use of your wet hand on your shitty ass.
>>537975927Thank you to Europeans for: Quiche, the Volkswagen, the Internet, the beauty of Renaissance art, the telephone, modern medicine . . . I think the much, much shorter list would be what I'm NOT thankful for. People can say whatever they want, but Europeans have done more for the world than anyone else. That's why I refuse to engage in flame wars shitting on them. Maybe some solidarity would solve a lot of our common problems.
>just spray neurotoxin water up your asshole
As an American with an American diet, I shart often. Can a bidet handle the messes my explosive liquid shits create? By the time the poo finishes coming out, my ass is coated in diarrhea and so are the walls of the toilet bowl.
>>537975927Ah yes, the ol' flouride enema
why americans take an average resteoom break of nearly 30 minutes
>>537975927Sorry, never stuck anything up my ass, nor would it cool me off right now. You're welcome for the air conditioning in your wife's boyfriend's house though Euro.
Nothing beats having cold shit-water blown on your balls after a huge dump. Crowned by pulling pants on your wet ass when you missed wiping a spot
