How do I, as a white man living in America, fake a college degree to get into an office job like Indians do?
>>537982473Move to Canada
Change your name
funny how you people on the right campaigned against the public education system, then act miffed when better educated foreigners were more appealing for the jobs you wanted. another way you've made your own problems....on top of capitalism.
>>537982473It's easy. You just put it on your resume and act like you know stuff. 99% of employers including big corpos dont follow up to confirm. Just don't put that you went Harvard or something obvious like that.
>>537982473shit your pants in the interview
>>537982473Instead of that why don't start a company that does background checks exclusively of indian employees and make lots of money even if you provide your services on contingency basis, you'll be a quadrillionaire by the time it would take someone to finish a degree
>>537982684this unironically. i'm self-employed for like 14 years and its not gonna change. sometimes i like to fuck around HR stacies. i have a few fake resumes and know how to talk to them from being employed in my early 20s. i've literally made it to the interview process multiple times and then do silly shit like request my salary to be $69,420. the toughest part is making it past their AI filters for applications and resumes
>>537982788I'm going to make a business confiscating indian wallets
>>537982646Why are black students unable to read or write?
>>537982473Claim you studied overseas. I have an actual degree from one of the London universities and I have never once been asked to validate my education.
>>537982473>like Indians do?family, connections>like jewsfamily, connectionsotherwise just lie like this anon says:>>537982797these companies think you're a subhuman slave and it's morally correct to try to outsmart and out jew them
Fake degrees lol? White people are making yet another thread driven purely by their intense inferiority complex toward Indians kekWhy don't you actually look at the student demographics of top tier American engineering schools and elite universities right now? They are overwhelmingly dominated by Indians and East Asians, and white students are virtually disappearing from those fields.If white people still desperately believe that these professionals are just faking their credentials despite that undeniable reality, it just proves they are ordinary whites who completely lost the competition to Indians and are trapped in pathetic denialWhile white people are crying and projecting their own dishonesty onto others, the capitalist system will continue to hire top tier Indian minds who actually bring real value to the table, leaving underqualified whites to drown in a pathetic, deep-seated inferiority complex kek
>>537982948what if asians aren't actually that smart
>>537982684Correct. Unless you have the most obviously fake shit, literally no one ever is going to check up on your shit, whether education or previous employers.The HR holes do not bother spending the time phoning up random universities to be like "Yeah, uh, I'm from GoyCorp, and I need to get personal information about anon from confidential records :^)".if you've got no experience (i.e. like fresh out of college) some companies will ask for your transcripts, but those aren't exactly hard to drum up either
>>537982908>outsmart and out jew themmy goals are to mostly grief and troll them while clogging up their systems and wasting their time. my ultimate goal is to receive an offer which i then reject, but that hasn't happened yet because of the dumb shit i do when i reach the interview processes
>>537982473Be Chad and roll an HR who thinks you're hot (this is how i got in)Or nepo networks
>>537982990>>537982948>>537982473What if, maybe what if 'white men' just bitch on 4chan and do nothing?I mean, you can't say the Jews are preventing you, right? otherwise you will be admiting you are inferior to Jews...If you, as a white man, is SO smart, why you can't do nothing about it? are you being oppressed, are you a little oppressed white boy, Timothy?
>>537982843A decent portfolio and knowledge of the job will get you far, especially in today's age. I have never had an employer ask to see my degrees, they just know I told them that I have them. Do I? Who knows.
>>537982646>Bro I know it's real capitalism because under capitalism you have a ruling class of communist party members who steal 30-50% of everyone's wealth and transfer it to themselves>I know it's real capitalism because of the complete and total lack of capitalism anywhere in our current system
>>537983245The jews mass import zipperheads and coolies?
>>537982990Then they wouldn't have even gotten admitted into those elite universities in the first place lol. Just like white people couldn't lolThe capitalist system doesn't hand out degrees from MIT and Ivy Leagues or six-figure salaries based on feelings. The fact that white people choose to ignore the reality right in front of them and point fingers calling it fake just to hate on Indians is a literal confession that white hatred has zero logic and is built purely on deep-seated inferiority complex and jealousy kek
>>537982473It doesn't matter. If the hiring manager is brown you aren't getting in.
>>537983379Aren't most US universities glorified eating clubs for rich people? I guess they're doing a lot of slant networking for the future of talking trash cans
>>537982809Because they're black.
>>537983245ai.
>>537983379Can a Wigga live a little bit man. Why do you have to bust my balls like this.
Manifest it.
>>537982473HERE what you should do, be attractive, find a rich jewess, dominate her, she will give you her dad's money, save that money, when she dumps you (like all women) you will have more money than most guys, otherwise shut the fuck up.
