https://x.com/StandingforXX/status/2071250021484220782
>those copsokay you got me, very funny skit
https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1903958286904295840
>>538008688At the very least a male officer could've laid down on the ground for her to step on as she exited, she should sue
>>538008536cops shouldn't be allowed to have, or at least display, tattoos.aside fro affiliations and giving the public ideas of affiliations, it is unprofessional, sloppy, and antithetical to idea of a servant of the state and people.
>he's got a crossbowhttps://files.catbox.moe/7rmxsb.mp4
I fucks with tiny bong cop
>>538008552a Fellini movie
>>538008536she could use my cock as a rail to stabilize her landings
>>538008536>"oi mate">"oooogah boooga mohammad ackbhar!"
>>538008536it's a humiliation ritual for the populace.the police are there to protect criminals and subjugate the locals until we're outnumbered. it's siege tactics.they employ thick, dysgenic midgets because those make the ideal prison guards.not sure why you take pleasure in seeing the future for all European countries being tested on this island in the present.but then again you're likely a shitskin halfbreed
a fucking MIDGE
>>538009061If your police and military aren't willing to coup your government and king by now, I don't know what to say. They have guns, and all the power they need to take complete control over Britain. Even the midge there could use a gun to kill invaders and politicians that protect them. If for no other reason, just to have some fun killing shitskins and rich lords/knights.
>>538009011
Would
>>538009011>>538009339
>>538008766Sometimes I believe they let these woman in as easy fucking material until they finally get a call that checks them back to reality.
>>538009379lol oh no
>>538008552LOLKill them with cuteness!
>>538009379Keeekkkin
>>538008552I love her
>>538009379hahahahahah I just can't
>>538009379KKEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
>>538008552
>>538008552>>538010380
>>538008883The UK doesn't have gang tattoo
The UK in a nutshell.
>>538010905still? that image is getting old
>>538010591That ginger knows whats up. Never relax.
>>538009436Public humiliation. Imagine being faced with Complying Or resistingWhen the little lady wants to take you in. Are you putting your hands behind your back and being led into the back of the police car by tiny ?
>>538009379lost
>>538011048As a bong do you watch shit like Charlie viech or DJE media or UK Audits on YouTube?
>>538011111Fucking witnessed. Have a cat pic
>>538008909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-aqmHe4gY4
>>538010380she is adorable, i want to adopt her, is she a bratty munchkin ?
HAMMOND!
>>538010985>that image is getting oldOy vey goyim why are you still obsessing over those Rotherham girls? Thats so 2016!
>>538009379topgoldenkekvery creative
>>538008576My local walmart hired an armless white lesbian for security. Not lying.
>>538008536they dont even have guns so why dont bongs just kill them?
>>538008883I used to have no problem with tattoos on cops, and still overall don't, but it is simultaneously funny and insulting being accused of a crime by ones who are covered in more gaudy tattoos than an entire street gang and can barely string a coherent sentence together, while they smugly preach at you about good life choices in an attempt to get you to admit to said crime, because they have no proof nor reasonable suspicion to even harass you, and are just dog shit at their jobs. It's more the fact that many departments really do scrape the bottom of the barrel for hires, and less about the tattoos themselves; nigger brained retards will pretty consistently follow orders for pay, and won't care about rights or professionalism or a constitution they can barely understand, if they even know it exists. It's why many decent cops usually don't retire as cops.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/uk-heat-air-conditioning-rac-fine-b1287388.html>Motorists seeking respite from the heat by sitting in stationary cars with the air conditioning running are being warned they could be fined under emissions laws.>The RAC said remaining in a vehicle with its engine running while stationary contributes to air pollution.>Standard penalties for such an offence are £40 if issued by a police officer, or £80 from a civil enforcement officer, with both amounts halved for prompt payment.
>>538008536They don't like being mocked.
>>538009339>>538009379lel
>>538008536"Do You 'Ave Yoah Loicense" roleplay intensifies.
>>538008766>No one is helping her.I wonder why?
>>538008766What a stupid community note. Who cares if she's PCSO? Still totally fucking useless
>>538009287They really do believe they are protecting the public.
>>538008552lol she almost broke her ankle jumping from out of the van
>>538009011>>538009339>>538009379
>>538009379literally laughed out loud at this...what a goddamn clown show the UK police force is
>>538008576She prolly does full nelson anal while lifted off the ground tho.
>>538009339>doorgash
>>538009379im dying
>>538008576What unironically drives a 4'8 woman to think she can be a cop?
>>538021020Rape fantasies?
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1my31rr1vno>"Take away that I am a police officer. Look at me, standing here.>"What do you see? I'll tell you what you see. You see a female. A female who is 5ft2 and at the time of the incident I weighed no more than eight stone.>"You are a male and you chose to attack me without a second thought. You chose to attack a female. You knocked me to the ground with one punch, with so much force you broke my nose.">"Everyone knew who we were. I had to move out of my home, a home where I felt safe and secure. For what? For doing my job?">The officer she was still physically suffering, and has "shooting pains" in her jaw whenever she yawns, along with regular headaches and problems with sleeping.>when she yawns*when she sucks cocks
>>538008536>feminists getting killed by their brown petswhat's the problem?
>>538009379SAVED!
>>538021159No one thinks it's a problem, everyone is laughing.
>>538011111no one checks anything anymore. This board is dead
>>538008536She should get tattoos, that's clearly what she needs
>>538021145Front line pc's should have to take part in full contact sparring on the regular, wtf are these complete pussies doing? It's laughable watching some of these diversity coppers trying to restrain average dudes fml
>>538021145>The uniform >It does nothing
>>538008536she is wasting her prime breeding years while stealing a job from a local bloke that could do the job 10x better, like every dumb fuck western female today.
>>538009379
>>538008536Naughty loicense role play time.
>>538021020Hollywood movies where delicate teenage girls easily beat up multiple burly grown men.
>>538015195Kek she later got in trouble for using OC spray.
>>538008536The only thing I can see in my mind's eye is picking that "just-following-orders" midget up in the air, baring her ass, and using her as a squirming, already warmed to body temperature fleshlight, such as I see fit.
>>538008536>>538008552That's a hobbit
>>538021020she saw that ad where the policewoman got raped by a gang
>>538021020Dreams about the discrimination lawsuit
>>538008536>>538008552>>538008576>>538008766Oy mate, do you have a loic- *plap plap play*
Raep haha jk
>>538027231You'd get arrested for this post in britain
>>538008947YEAH YOU MESS WITH TINY BONG COP YOU MESS WITH ME FR
>>538019346Yes. Oh yes.>>538027057>>538021020This. Discrimination.They have to hire her.They can never fire her.If she gets hurt in the job it's a paycheck for life.She knows what she is doing.Getting gsng rated by foreigners is just a bonus.Shrewd women like this are few, but they know exactly what they are doing.
>>538009379(You) sonofavitch.
why are female police in uk better looking than average women in uk?
>>538008536Kek what a joke.
>>538008552>>538008576Don't be a dick, that's just a "bring your kid to work" day.
>>538008552the cargo pants are so gay and lame terrible aesthetics
>>538008536>>538008576She's cute..
UHhh I seen this one.https://litter.catbox.moe/kym8rozfq6zxgna0.webm
>>538028770Even if I am a black muslim trans female?
>>538032186Dpends, are you brown enough that blown up subways , riots or even worse, accusation of racism could come in?If yes then you are good.
>>538010047based halfpint
>>538030090Are they?If one says femal UK cop I only can think of the rag head and the dyke showing up at a guys door to check his thinking. (from that meme)
>>538032631
>>538008552was it bring your child to work day?
>>538032763hnngghh shes so hot i need to RAPE her bunny cunny~
>>538008552>tactical dwarf deployed
There used to be a minimum height of 6ft btw
>>538032864imagine being arrested by a durka lady, that'd be humiliatingI'd ask her to just shoot me but bong cops dont have guns
>>538008536
>>538032808Nah 90s space jam lola or nothing.
>>538032966They do for whites.
>>538008536>>538008552>bring your daughter to work day
>>538008536>>538008552Netflix adaptation of Zootopia? Police are suppose to be intimidating, not adorable.
>>538008536Mussnigger still got arrested.
>>538033819Did you miss that one viral vid when some fat fire chief dyke explains that its more important that if you are safed you are safed by somone who looks like you?Or the documantary of 2018 where a swed fire chief says that fire fighting is not about fighting fires but diversity?
>>538032161did she enjoy it ?
>>538034015I often wonder how many people have died for stuff like this and noone has even realized.You also have to consider that for as much as a spotlight is put on retards like that, 99% of institutions dont fucking care about the diversity shit and just work as expected. Same way a government can say all day "immigrants are welcome, were inclusive" and then the communities themselves fucking hate these people. Its propaganda, they want this to seem normal so keep putting a spotlight on it like it is. Same way gay and tranny shit is in everything when they are a vanishingly small minority in real life that is over represented.
>>538008552wtf
>>538008536>>538008552That's cool that the UK cops have a bring your daughter to work day
>>538034574They always do and even if not she wont say shit cuz he is brown and even if she does, everyone around her will tell her to shut up to not fan the rightwing flames.
>>538009379HAHAHAHAH
>>538008552Now that's a proper pocket pussy.
>>538033932Yea policing by consent works in first world countries, its why you can get half pint peelers, this is what it looks like when libs say "we need to send social workers to crimes not armed goons whos first reaction is violence", it DOES work if people respect the process of authority...The problem is they are now policing people who are from 3rd world countries who do not do policing by consent at all, they dont even acknowledge the authority in the land let alone policing, or consent, and the laws are becoming fucking absurd and not applied equally, so people are consenting to a system that is punishing them for not adhering hard enough.
>>538009379(you)'ve got a friend in me
>>538008552Cute! She's like IRL Judy Hopps!I wanna pick her up and hug her!
>>538033210kek
>>538008536> Oompa loompa doompety doo> Arrest this nigger and you too> Oompa loompa doompety dee> Will a woman midget in the police
>>538008536The people that actually control this world must really have it out for England. This isn't just defeat, this is humiliation. It's their very own little circus to laugh at. Man, England must've really stepped on some toes at some point.
>>538021145>shooting pain whenever she opens mouth>regular headaches>problems sleepingwhy is she talking about her husband?
>>538008552This is so fucking cute
>>538010348lmao that girly run
>>538013400>>538014654
>>538035635It's their reward for being good goys since cromwellJust wait till we get ours
>>538030217>>538032790>>538033754>>538034916>same exact joke 4 timesOy vey
>>538008552I need someone to draw these two in the style of the two leads from My Senpai is Annoying
>>538008536>>538008576
>>538010380what a cutie!She can play cops and robbers at my house anytime.I'll pretend i'm a migrant and then I'll rape her.
>>538011111Cheeeeecked
who's got the webm of the british bobby hanging upside down from a fence by his pants with a poop stain on his underwear
>>538042631
>>538010348just jog away
>>538009379LMAO chef's kiss
>>538021020
>>538009011>>538009339>>538009379>>538043785
>>538009011>>538009339>>538009379>>538043785>>538043815
>>538021020an inclusive society
>>538043990
>>538044102She looks like she could be a character in Psychonauts.
>>538008536>Goes after the white guy trying to save him>Ignores brown guy with the knife >DiesKek
>>538044640chief constable rachel swann getting up there in years
>>538008536>>538008552why is it that posting a still image as the OP and then the webm as first post always gets more replies than just posting the webm in the OP?
>>538044878OP: 26 replies1st post: 22 replies
>>538044444Checked!
>>538044640>islamophobia? not on my watch
All UK posters be warned that I have reported this entire thread and certain hair raising posts (I hope you are just joking) to Prevent. I look forward to seeing you all at the deradicalisation classes (between the speed awareness course, and Life in the UK lessons).
>>538044444Checked
Imagine being tazzed by an ugly non-passing tranny.
>>538045324>don't be a nitwit, bin that biscuit
>>538045388>PreventKek’d and checked
>>538015195Ugly dyke
>>538032692I need to get boner pills I'm tired of being jealous over how virile rapists are
>>538022930personally I think it's on purpose. when things get bad enough people will accept *any* solution, and I'm sure the solution will be some kind of EU controlled law enforcement entity.
>>538008536>Lets reduce the effectivity of our armed system by adding a smurfette to each cop instead of two men
What % of cops have forearm tattoos in the Anglosphere today?
>>538045567I actually hate them. Like deep in my gut. It will never go away.
>>538021020>What unironically drives a 4'8 woman to think she can be a cop?It's a bit like how niggers love to butt into places they know they're not welcome. Women just like being subversive and making a mockery of everything. The more "male" a job is, the more unsuitable a woman is for the task, whether physically or psychologically, the more sick pleasure the foid gets from inserting herself right into the middle of it.
>>538008536Why are YOOKAY cops always the biggest lads in a 10 mile radius or the most pipsqueak looking hobbit women you've ever seen, and nothing in between? She is positively rodent-like.
>>538035635The more you help the jew the more the jew hates you
>>538046187100% of the gay ones
>>538042631Lol>>538042835I would just quit at that point
>>538035121On the bright side it means their foundation of power is very filmsy. As long a sthe military is full of white non cucked men you can take back the country in an hour
>>538009379My sides
>>538008766>h-help me white men dont just stand there!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJ
>>538008552She is literally perfect. The british police force must protect her at all cost.
>>538009379HAAAAA
>>538008536How many bobbies could you take in a fight pol? I think i could fight five of the little one at once.
>>538044273>oi halp im stuck on the fence>me: i dont think you are mate>spanks butt posts as tiktok im a millionaire now.
>>538009379Lmfao
>>538008536Their funny little "copper hats" is the cherry on top
>>538051101She is a professional!
>>538008552AWWWWWWWWW ,that's so cute
>>538009339
>>538008552Female "police" officers should be limited to interviewing rape and child abuse victims. Even basic traffic stops run the risk of physical altercation
>>538045388>deradicalisation classesHave been proven to only further radicalization.
>>538044444I don't have a loicens can I still check'em?
>>538008576>FemaleI quite don't buy it, Ma'n
>>538008536>>538008552>>538008576BWC-Swedeanon here, just letting you lads know that I'd make her a cuppa in the morning after a night of bed-breaking mating press hard-core womb-smashing sex.
>>538009379Is this the new Toy Story 5? Powerful.
>>538008766
Who says smol bri'ish women can't be strong and scary?
>>538010380>no tattoos>no ring on fingerdare to dream?
>>538009379>buzz.jpgNFW I couldn't reply to this, and I next to never reply to anything.Could someone please change the webm's to where it's a useless UK cop getting chased, or being a cuck, or being useless, to it becoming an AMERICAN cop where the just shoot the fuckers?
I WANT BRITISH POLICE DEADDEADI WANT THEM ALL DEADnot American police officers,they are awesome and very cool and not kikes (fuck off with your door visits)TOTAL BRITISH POLICE DEATHTORTURE THEIR FAMILIES TOOFUCK THEM !!!NOT EVEN UKRAINIAN GANG PRESSERS ARE THIS HATED
>>538008536Make UK Cops fit again.
These midget and dork cops are just auxillary, right? The brits have proper goon-sized bruisers to do the skull crushing, right?
>>538057293yes,those are always on standby maximum alert for any white man to be beaten and jailed/dropping off 8yo at a rape torture nest
>>538008552HaahahahjahhahHahahhahahhHHHaha i hate women so much
>>538009379I wanna put a snake in her butt if ya catch my drift
>>538046187The correct question would be "what percentage do NOT?"
>>538015351Well helping is racist, those are two POCs negotiating the terms of the daily life.
>>538008552I bet she’s amazing in bed
>>538058269Yeah but you better take her to your place, banging her in her bed would be weird since she never had to get a new one since her first "big girl" bed.
>>538010591
>>538008576No anon you don't understand, wearing the uniform means she's big and strong.
>>538009379Aahahahhaha they look just as legitimate in these trick or treat costumes as they do in their police uniforms
>>538010348>deploy evasive jauntThey didn't stand a chance
Constable Runt
>>538034702I don't think most people have a mind of their own beyond what they're told to think.
>>538009379oh fuck you I woke my baby laughing at that
>>538008766She is going to turn around and arrest the white man who stepped up to protect her, for racism because he intimidated the black man
Having an incompetent police force is unironically good. Think long term.
>>538024349To be fair, this is probably the least gay and degenerate thing they did that day.
>>538042835Quite obviously not real
>>538008766That White guy is going to get arrested for harassing the rapist.
>>538009379Winrar.
>>538008536>knobby the bobby
>>538057293The midgets always get paired with at least a sub-unit, sometimes even a medium unit.
>>538009379BRO
>>538050236What a shitshow.
>>538008536lol, this one is laughable
>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>538009339Holy moly, don't ever go to UK. They will arrest you.
>>538048920Would, wouldWouldn't, wouldn'tWouldn't, would
>>538008552I love how she gets out and is 100% ready to suck that BBC.
>>538021020Zootopia 2
>>538008552God save the king… so that he can defend the FAITHS.Kek
>>538032823Kek
>>538009379Toy Story: Diversity.
>>538033210>Top of the morning to ya!
>>538035635>It's their very own little circus to laugh at.This. Yookay is a totalitarian comedy. They implement dystopian policies just for shits and giggles.
>>538008536Cute desu
>>538043815>a muzzie timer bombLMAO
>>538044149Kek. Fucking Benny Hill episode.
>>538068665*Yakety sax intensifies*
just do it
>>538008552officer hopps if she real
Say nothing when the UK cops get killed. They deserve to die
>>538057293Yes. It’s performative demoralization.
>>538068830Kek
>>538009379(You)'ve earned it
>>538009379Lost