Here she comes!
>>538008812And everything was alright
>>538008812Wet bulb status?
good thing I can afford air conditioning unlike europeans
>>538008812I have central air in my home and my job is a state building that has A/C as well, I'm good.
>MFW I'm not in the dome
Good thing my house has central air. And if it breaks down I still have the window unit I bought for my last apartment stored in the basement as a backup.
bulbbros...
>>538009163The letter "H" just flew over my house!
>>538008812>the rare supermoon>the rare pink blood moon>the super storm>the super coldfront dome>its a bomb cyclone>bombogenesis>the polar vortex is here you have 1 month to live>theres an atmospheric river!!>derecho is here>its the perfect recipee for ice armageddon>its a super blizzard>we havnt seen this in 400 years>the heat dome>its another heat holocaust>its a wet bulb alert you wont even be able to sweat>firenado is on the loose, what can you do to be prepared besides die>its a super blood moon>no its a super flower blood moon>its a blue moon>its great conjunction time>microbursts in your local area>the megadrought is here, why you cant shower or water your lawn>its a blue norther>we got a hunters moon>a rare wurm moon>an asteroid is passing close to earth, and here is why you are going to die and its also an alien space ship disguised as a rock
>>538010384lol
>>538008974Throbbing
>>538008812It'll be alright. We have the technology.
Who cares. Being 100 degrees in the South in July is not news. It's like dooming over there being a blizzard in North Dakota in January.
>>538008812H
Are Americans going to start dying now so we Europeans get to laugh at them?
>>538011201No, we have air conditioning because we don't believe it makes it hotter outside to use it lmao
>>538008812Its not even hitting 100F in the Midwest. Why is there so much hysteria about summertime being warm?
>>538011201No, we are used to it and not a bunch of faggots who let our government tell us we can't use AC or drive cars before 2006.The rest of Europe is great. However, you English are the biggest Jew controlled retards on the planet. Worse than U.S.
>>538008974Dripping
>>538008974soppingbut also I have AC and working sweat glands so I don't carethese heat waves are primarily dangerous to reptiles
>>538008812>weatherjew yamaka perches itself on the jewnited states to oven us all to death
>>538011266>*power goes out*Your move.
>>538008974Inserted anally a per the instructions.
>>538008974Forget the wet bulb, what about atmospheric rivers and bomb cyclones?
>>538011568I'll just use the AC in my car until the sun goes down. Checkmate again, Redcoat.
Hope my aunt up north will be ok. Shes older and I don’t know how good her hvac system is in her older house. I wish I lived up there still I’d have her come stay with me until the heatwave passes
>>538011092Yeah but you see a lot of people in the south aren’t actually from there anymore so this is clearly climate change
>>538008812Also known as "summer."
>>538008812Wow, sure am glad I have air conditioning in my residence.
>>538011568I'll just start up my generator, something else you peasants aren't allowed to own.
>>538011568[laughs in excess generating capacity]We still have nuclear baseload in my area, last time I looked.
>>538008812US getting a yarmulke.
>>538011333>>538012390idiots
>>538013448idiot
>>538013448Cool, I didn't know the earth was only created in 1880 and climate has never changed since then.
>>538010384kekdon't forget wet bulb
>>538008812What, the letter H?
>>538010384
>>538008812Yeah. I fucking know.
>>538011333Checked.Because meteorologists are about to be replaced with AI, so they want to make people think they're kinda high priests of weather who are just barely holding humanity back from CLIMATE DOOM with their entrails reading and prognostications.
>>538013448Ah, you Young Earth Meteorologists.
>>538008812Rollin for total southrrn goy death
>>538008812Oh yeah I guess it is summertime huh. Make sure to shitpost when the "big freezey cold chilly dome" arrives in 6 months too.
>>538013448that's controlled for the spread of asphalt and concrete, and the disappearance of tall trees, right?
>>538013448
>>538011710Make sure you keep your garage doors closed to keep the cold in
>>538014528Knowing Mexican
Where the fuck is Micro nova anon
>>538012917Power outages in the heat are from transmission lines failing
>>538008812About time.
>>538008812Heat dome>strangely resembles a tiny hatI wonder who made this shit up?
>>538016209The big freezy cold chilly dome is a serious phenomena when the cold arctic air currents coming off the pacific get trapped under an insulating layer of hot air, and since cold air doesnt exchange heat readily with hot air, cold air hot heat the chilly dome air
>>538008812Oh no! Unbearable heat! We're all doomed!... oh wait.>Adjusts thermostatNevermind.
>>538010384A wet bulb giga sailor moon just flew over my heat dome.
>>538008812anyone know what this heat dome weapon is?they only started using this term last year and it was endlessly repeated in the media>heat dome>heat domejust had it in Europe, has only limited range, so I'd guess a space based weapon.
>>538017209Israel space weapon
>>538008812HEAT DOME WET BULB KIKE LIES BOMB CYCLONE
>>538008812O FUG START EATING ZE BUGS QUICK
Reminder, during the little ice age when temps dropped due to various factors (non human related) farming became sometime impossible that famines occurred. So really liveable temps for modern humans is for warmer temps and that is measured over a year, not clickbait headlines over a few days and sometimes hours.
>>538017165Reported to OFFCUM (anti Canada, US, Mexico quango) for being cumfy
>>538008812Can anyone explain why you can't just take a cold shower when this shit happens?>Oh no it's so hotThis seems like the easiest problem in the world to solve unless you live in a literal desert
>>53801156824kw standby generator automatically kicks on. Powers my entire central air with 5 ton compressor and everything else.Why can't you europoors have things?
>>538011333it's not even hitting 100 in central Texas where I live. Mfw frenchies in Paris are hotter than me
>>538008974Drier than a pair of panties at a political convention.
>>538008812Like, specifically, over US?
>>538013448This graph is relative and purposely misleadingNo, I can't explain why it is or how I know, it just is okay
>>538018237>Can anyone explain why you can't just take a cold shower when this shit happens?very anti-semetic post
>>538010995stay frosty
>>538008812>we're just calling jet stream fluctuations heat domes nowThis is getting really fucking gay.
>>538016833Maybe all the asphalt and lack of trees is contributing to manmade climate change anon
>>538008812It's no big deal btw. But don't go outside anyway. There might be niggers there.
Last year: hot as fuck June, cool July and AugustThis year: cool as fuck June with annoying as fuck hot rainy days(thunderstorms usually precede cold fronts) into a hot first week of July.
>>538008812This shit is haarped.The jew are glotting about it.
>>538008812
>>538017093THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!
>>538011333The usual suspects trying to fearmonger.
Praying for the Texas power grid to fail under the weight of all the aircons and data centers
