Hello everyone I just wanted to know where or the stories like pic rel but from the ukraine/russia war and how come we never see them? Are no euros posting funnies??? It's just all boring drone-cam videos any time i've garnered a look
>>538021190>how come we never see them?all the online ukrainians and russians are cowards that arent on the frontline.
>>538021665i guess, but for some that were there, the war is over, and they came home with medical reason or whatever, surely atleast 1 person from either side could post a funny story...maybe even some left like a lone bandit and went to some european country as a refugee or something, still no story? sadi'm really reaching here for any funny shit out of this war in greentexts...
>>538021865>nd they came home with medical reason or whateverthey are crippled or fucked in the head
It's drone coward warfare
>>538021190Russian & Ukraine "military club" TG's full of this.ordinary Russians or Ukrainians don't know about 4chinz, and the people you see (flags) are mostly propagandists, there are no ordinary people here
>>538021190You know I'm sporadically active on spaces with Russian and Ukrainian users, and I've never met anyone who claimed to be a returning vet on either side. That's... odd. Very odd.
>>538022477ah telegram... well that's too bad>>538022555I believe people from my country that went there to help defend ukraine have since returned home or been killed, but who's really to say if it's not a fake media piece or not. The stories and the look of the fighters they interviewed seemed real, though i believe people like starmer will be trying to fast-track those guys through court since it's illegal for people to go full mercenary and help in that way.It's a good point though huh, keep noticing!
>>538021190gotta be careful if you insist on smoking in a combat zone. You can see the ember of a cigarette or a pipe from EXTREMELY far away
>>538021190unemployed?looking for excitement?
>>538021190>just trying to fuck with me>cod brainThis faggot doesn't realize some 3rd world sand bigger, or anyone really, can just aim and choose to shoot trumps ear or this crack pipe.
>>538024609Fuck you. >nigger>cant shoot
>>538021665the ones retarded enough to be on the frontline dont speak english, thats the real reason
>>538021190>hohol-rusnigger storiesthe only story I care about it total slavshit death
>>538021865I think Western countries colluded and built an information iron curtain around the war. They not only colluded with each other but with both parties in the war. It’s a total lock down.Obviously I have no proof, but the only stories we see are filtered through legacy media. This holds true for both sides. There are no legitimate independent journalists who have embedded themselves with soldiers and are reporting from the front lines. In Western outlets, there are very few first-hand commentators who have been there (I only use a qualifier here because there can’t be zero, right?). Even mainstream reporting “from the ground” is suspiciously scant. Remember Jeraldo in Iraq? It was kino, even if it was a little fake. But wartime journalists with enormous balls inserting themselves into deadly scenarios stopped being a thing with this war.This kind of goes beyond the scope of simple first-hand stories, but they fall into the same category as possibly-banned journalism.
>>538023982From what I know, brits that went to merc for ukraine were either kia or came back to a jail-sentance, some have permanently re-homed to a european country that wont penalize them for fighting an "illegal war" (this means they went against the wishes of the uk government to join the war via mercanry routes/means and not with the official army) ((even though the official army is supporting and sending arms etc anyway)) some people are simply ghosts to our system now while others are presumed dead or worse...russia is also capturing soldiers for mercenary action and jailing them kwab>>538027295Interesting, ofcourse, we know western media wants to control the narrative. If there is no "big-bad" on whatever side they pick, there is no reason to do certain things, like migration, or mobilization, nato funding, etc. PS Starms wants to eye a job at nato that becomes available in 2028, it's over for us if he gets that role.RE: ground-reporting, it's done, but it's also through bias reporting and pushing narrative or stories about whatever, nothing real, really. Maybe some small victory reports, but it's like one day's action or a week's movement and then on to the next big thing, in fact the tv channels here push really cringe documentaries such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuSV3u1uypE
its too bad they missed
>>538021190ukraine war veteran here... i drone'd dozens of hohols with fpv. i burned through hundreds of drones however. most lost connection at some point before being able to ACK a hohol. did i enjoy it? no.did it pay well? no.was i good at it? no.did i made this story entirely up? yes.
>>538021865>person from either side could post a funny story...something like>so, yeah, I was driving a bike to resupply my homies>an FPV came out of the roadside ditch and started chasing me>I drove as fast as I could>but it caught me>blew my legs off and my junk>I decided to off myself, because why live like that>the weapon critically failed and I blew half of my face off>I woke up in the hospital, now I am a living vegie>haha, funny?you must be a chosenite to take pleasure in such stories
>>538021190From the begining of war:>Go and get a shitty position north east of Kyiv.>Its march and i sit in a half frozen dugout>one night we see a small russian unit, 4 people coming straight at us>start shooting, kill all of them>report what happened>commander screams through the radio to get the fuck out of there immidiately>we get what we can in i guess less than a minute and run back as fast as we can>get knocked over by a shockwave, loose hearing in one ear, shells fall at our exact positionRussians had these guys that were sent in as a reconessaince, they were a bait to find out our position.Took 2 monts for my hearing to heal.
>>538028863From Kherson/Mykolaiv front>there is this guy, he is the most stupid person i have ever met. We have wondered if he is retarded, thats how stupid he was. He got called a baboon because of it.>you have to be very precise when giving any orders to baboon because when there is something to fuck up he will do it.>someone tells his to bring in a crate of mortar shells>he brings it and asks where to put them>just throw them next to the mortar position>baboon takes the box and literally throws out all the shells out of the box from his arms height>we only look in terror wondering how it didnt blowAfter that commander ordered that baboon is not let anywhere near explosives.>rats become to show up in the trenches and its a problem>someone makes a barrel trap for rats, it gets like 50 rats after some time>baboon get rid of the rats from the barrel>idiot lifts the barrel goes like 15 meters away and lets all of them out. All the rats run back to the trenchesBaboon is also a big and strong guy so he is treated like a mule.>baboon gets ordered to carry some gasoline>he walks with two cans on his back >smoking a cigaretteNo one has evered seen baboon washing himself, he stank like a piece of shit. One day we had this visit in one of the bath units where you can take a shower and wash your stuff.Baboon refused to wash himself. He had to be ordered to take a shower.
>>538021190>moving with my squad through derelict suburban area on the outskirts of chernobyl>we take up ambush positions expecting enemy infantry to pass through Any moment>im overlooking a dry riverbed at an angle from a blown out window, with a small stone bridge in the distance>buddy of mine Volk has a position watching a small bridge going over said river>we have a marksman Broz watching an abandoned gas station and a couple men just off the banks by a farmhouse (rice) and a barn (grom) respectively>3 men moving at pace crossing the stone bridge away from the gas station>instinctively and stupidly fire 3 shots, my brain not wanting to let them cross the river as its our weaker side>perceptive slomo as 3 rounds hit 3 men in the side of the head dropping them instantly>know I fucked up but feel good, call out 3 kia and ask for a drone to recon the area>rest of them seem to be hiding behind the bridge>rice tries to get an angle but is hit>while suppressing him they move to the gas station and get picked by our marksman>they start coming from the other side of the bridge now, our drone is shot down>ricey is in the farmhouse with a shotgun>grom has lmg and calls out multiple in the fields approaching farmhouse>pinning them down but theyre desperate to get in there>he watches 3 go in>3 shotgun blasts later all clear inside >another drone up>I pick a couple trying to come down the river through the rushes>shitload of them in the fields by farmhouse, ask for mortar support on those coords>grom guy sees limbs flying out the long grass>theyre everywhere, everyone but volk has target rich sight line just picking them off>more mortars in>more mortars>more>a couple sneak into the barn but grom manages to kill them with a fucking Skorpion he found>we hear over radio that an attack helicopter is going to do a pass but theres barely any of them left>end up wiping out 75 of them with 0 lossesIts like they were kids or something
