What's the most serious crime you got away with?
>>538027883Not paying taxes on significant capital gains
>>538027883I stole a balloon.
>>538027883i wouldn't know, mister officer
>>538027883Public shower shitting
>>538027883banging your mom. If she didn't smell like a week old can of sun festered sardines I would do it again
>>538027883i almost got convicted for murder once
I accidentally shoplifted a Monster energy drink.
>>538027883raping your mom
>>538027883sleeping with my bare buns out of the sheets
The agents and enforcers of zionist occupied governments are the enemies of the people.
>>538027883Nice try, orificer
>>538027883idk assault ig. I feel like its actually pretty hard to be caught and charged with a crime if you're not inconveniencing or hurting anyone overtly.
>>538027922This. Except I lost all the money so it doesn't matter. Also, antisemitism, racism, promoting fascism and ideologies guilty of crimes against humanity. What are you gonna do about it, copper man ?
>>538027883Running a red light
>>538027922>>538027928>>538027969>>538027970>>538028083GOTTEM. Expect a door knocking VERY soon...
>>538027883I keep calling complete strangers nigger online
>>538027883I've committed war crimes, both minor and major. No I won't go into specifics.
Probably pirating. I haven't stolen anything physical except small, practical items from work where there's so many of them nobody would notice. Like gloves, cleaning tissues and cuetips. But i've pirated over thousands of euros worth of entertainment since i was a kid. And i don't feel sorry at all. Fuck all big companies.
>>538027883I don't do crime, nigger.
>>538027883I stole some legos as a kid (3rd grade)
>>538027883I farted hard in an overcrowded elevator.
>>538027883I shit on your bed.
>>538027883I once did data collection threads, getting people to confess to their crimes. It was a crime against humanity and on the day of the rope I expect to get stretched.
>>538027883Gay sex
Killed the neighbour's dog
>>538027883Public mastication.
>implying I would ever commit a crimeI am a model citizen and fervent patriot for the greatest country in the world.The United States of America!
>>538027883>rape>not paying taxes>theft>vandalism of other's propertyAt the top of my head
>>538028854why and how
>>538027883>"We jews are going to bring a war on Germany.">"Hitler will have no war (does not want war), but we will force it on him, not this year, butsoon.">"The war now proposed is for the purpose of establishing jewish hegemony throughout theworld.">"The jews, taken collectively, view this war as a holy war." >"The Second World War is being fought for the defense of the fundamentals of judaism."You liking these so far..Have you not said "fucking jews" enough yet today? Let me help you....>"Even if we jews are not physically at your side in the trenches, we are morally with you. Thiswar is our war and you fight it with us." - schalom asch, Les Nouvelles Litterairres, February10, 1940https://ia802903.us.archive.org/1/items/jews-declare-war-on-germany-1933/JewsDeclareWarOnGermany1933.pdfThe joke doing the rounds of the British Union of Fascists at this time, was that the Jewishnational anthem was> 'Onward Christian Soldiers.'
>>538027883Paid for a fake covid shot. Miss me with that jewish poison.
>>538027883I told a lie on the internet once
crossing state lines to commit motorboating
>>538027883i noticed jewish crimes
>>538027883Borrowed money from a jew that I never paid back
>>538031764God bless you anon
>>538027883>be 10 years old>have playstation 2>have younger brotherConstantly unrelentingly nags me> "can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront?">all fucking day, every fucking day>he has to ask for me to put the disks in because he breaks and scratches all my game disks by taking them out of cases and ejecting them>he never listens when I try to tell him how to handle disks>always leaves disks at his ass on the floor>starts nagging one day>out of irritation and desperation, sell him Starwars Battlefront for £5 so that if he brakes it, he broke his own game and not mine, so he doesn't have to constantly pester me and can just do it himself>forgot that he has to eject current disks out and handle them>still has to pester me>"can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront? can I play starwars battlefront?!!!">usually just tell him to fuck off because i'm usually occupied and don't want to have to walk up to the house just for him to shut up>"ITS MY GAME! I BOUGHT IT OFF YOU SO YOU HAVE TO LET ME PLAY IT!">remember all the disks broken in half, scratched until unplayable and even bitten and cracked>don't want to constantly have to put starwars on for him>take Starwars Battlefront and frisbee it out the bedroom window>it flies far into the fields>lil bro hysterically cries>runs down into the field to find it>try look for it later>it is mysteriously not there, no where to be seen>magpie must had took it or it>gone for ever>he didn't let me forget about this well into my late 20's>should of just put the damn game on for himIf there is a moral to this story, It would be to just don't be lazy, or maybe it's to think things through, or don't be an annoying brother. I'm not sure. But there you goSo yeah, I robbed my brother of £5 once
>>538030381>whyDog barking 10 hours a day for many years. Neighbour was mentally disabled. Council says it's Social services' problem. Social services say it's the council's problem. Neighbours complaining for years and nothing gets done.>howYour honour, the dog escaped through the neighbour's broken fence and ran away :-)
Never paying taxes, not paying bills, overstaying in a country, attempted murder by poison of family, lying about my identity, forging a signature for a legal procedure, petty theft, driving without a license, jaywalking(?)A lot of stuff tons of people do nothing exciting because fuck society and humanity I'm against it. I should be doing more.
I touched my wee wee
I did a racism in my own head near a sensitive zone.
>>538027969Petty theft is probably the most common actual crime people have committed.
>>538027883gram scale synthesis of a phenethylamine derivative.
i lied about my reasons for investigating some people. i used government resources to stalk and harass them. i even got aircraft to surveil them for a few years. probably cost the taxpayer a few million and it didn't go anywhere. i got promoted.
>>538027883Murder
>>538027883One of the ones with no statute of limitations.
>>538027883I was hiking in the middle of the night. It was 3am I was tired and hungry, so I broke into daycare and stole all the snacks.
>>538027883Glownigger thread
>>538033569https://youtu.be/pCKR4vdMX98?is=ydqxb8-cGjZYGQxg
>>538027883In 2007 I stole a bottle of ghost pepper oil from Stake & Shake and put it in my front pocket.The lid came loose while I was walking to the car and I got ghost pepper oil all over my cock and balls and inner thighGod already punished me for it and the statute of limitations is up, so I can finally talk about it but you can't do shit.Glowniggers tongue my spicy anus
>>538027883Tickle fighting and house painting.
>>538033569The only smart anon in the thread
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) hmm nyooo i don't think i will post that itt
Murder.I've been killing people along the Canadian border for decades now.Well, I call them people, but nobody really notices them missing.
I would bust nuts on keyboards in college computer labs. Pretty sure I have autism.
>>538027952You look like a puerto rican whooooa
I accidentally tickled stranger in a bus I think he liked it
>>538027922>paying taxes in generalngmi
>>538027883I took the Lord's name in vain.
>>538027883Nice try feds.
>>538027883-Violent robbery-Shoplifting expensive consumer goods like winter coats and perfumes-perjuries on endless occasions-forging identity documents-using fake identities-endless assaults-beating up a hooker-endless arson and vandalism, large swastika graffiti-growing shrooms-smuggling across borders-hate crimes of course, endless threats, illegal propaganda and written materials, ideologically motivated assaultsMostly committed in westoid police states btw>>538033019I like you!
>>538034377And then the S*rbgroids ask why people want to genocide them. The S*rbgroid cries as he robs you.
>>538027883>Farting in Andrew Gillum's coffeeOh wait he's a buck-broken nigger who likes that kind of thing.
>>538034608Shut up you're similar people, it's just that you individually are a pussy. Blame ur dad
>>538034681We aren't at all similar. You are brown and Turkish, I am white.
>>538027883I used Napster back in 1999
>>538033911we all know dummy>called someone a dummy on the internet
>>538028186Nigger, I am guilty of this too.
>>538034771
>>538027883I worked for compensation
>>538034377Thanks I like you too
>>538034765We even have a similar gypsy problem.Like I said.You're just bitchmade cause your dad was a latent gay or just weak.
>>538034377> beating up a hookerBest therapy there is.
>>538027883the ones i was put on trial for and aquitted of by a jury of my peers
>>538035019The white man doesn't need to chimp out and commit crimes. I could, if I don't need to. That's the difference between a chimp and a white person.
>>538035058She started literally arguing and being hostile in the middle of fucking on an empty lot at night. I was plying her with money, too. Dumb western bitch. She should be glad I didn't kill her.>>538035236You're just a pussy, I know >muh civilized white behavior
>>538027883Jelqing any and everywhere unafraid of repercussions.
>>538027883I stole a micro machine when I was about 10, I still have it.
>>538027883Shoved a nigger into traffic in Brooklyn, New York in 2008. I was provoked. I ran into a black church in session and hid out there til it was over and went home in a cab.
The amount of illegal shit that gets flung to my face on here. Pics, government documents, military documents, military spec sheets etc etc.
>>538027883Regicide
>>538027883When those little aluminum Razor Scooters came out I got on a display one at the mall in Sears and was riding it around. It was so much fun I said fuck it and rode it out of the store and never went back.
Didn't declare 50 grand in cash withdrawn from a Swiss bank when going through customs in Geneva.
>>538027883I accidentally used two coupons for free small shakes when it said only one per day
>>538035343>If you don't commit violent crimes you are a pussy.t. Brown S*rbgroid
>>538035616Pussy. You give whites a bad rep
As a kid I broke a window with a stone.Also when some bloke on my building left his door open I entered and stole some boxed glassware from a closet, just for mischiefI guess thats all besides being openly antisemitic
>>538027883I snuck out of the Yahoo Serious movie early without paying.
>>538035764The brown subhuman is unable to comprehend self-control and how a high trust society works. Not surprising. You are no different than a nigger.
>>538027883I kicked a crackhead with a knife down a flight of stairs. He hit the bottom landing and wasn't moving, couldn't tell if he was breathing. Stepped over that nigger and went about my day. Didn't listen to the news or return to that apartment. I have no idea if he lived or not.
I ran over a dog with my car at night.Well, technically no crime because dogs are supposed to be on leash and motorists dont even have to brake for small animals. But I needlessly took a life and got away with it.
>>538027883Saying NIGGER in my head when I see black people.
>>538035872It's not like I would target your grandma on her evening walk or a young couple with a kid coming back from school, I would help them, protect and hold the door for them.My crimes if you look were against leftists, some underworld people, my ideological enemies and the state/businesses. Why should I be civilized with them?
>>538036219Ok this more of a gray area then.
>>538027922kill yourself matthew
>>538027883On a particularly windy day, some warning sign barriers were blown from a construction site into the road.I pulled them out of the way and laid them flat so they wouldn't do so again.
>>538027883Either nearly getting caught with an ounce of weed when a politician visited the college I was attending or throwing a bicycle at a 6 year old as a teenager because he wouldn't stop harrassing me
>>538036037That's not breaking the law, it's just being an ass because you didn't stop and contact the owners.
>>538037155Show tits bitch.
