Was it because of le heckin' hypergamerino?
>>538032764I did. I had my first turkish gf at 6 and russian gf at 8
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>>538032764I dated a lot in my early teens through my late 20s.I got my first girlfriend at 14 and it lasted 6 months and ended exactly how you imagine it.My next relationship was at 15 and it lasted 2 years. We broke up because I stuck it in her pooper after my parents flew her on vacation with us and 16ish year old me felt like I should get it in her pooper for some reason.Next relationship started at 16/17 and lasted 2 years.I've lived with I think four different girlfriends, maybe three.If I could go back in time and put all that effort into school or work, I would have. I wish I had more money, a better career, and I wish I didn't spent my best years simping over mediocre pussy because I thought that's just what you were supposed to do
Remember, when reporting threads (in general, not necessarily this one) that "Off Topic" is much more likely to succeed than "Trolling outside /b/"
>>538032947>this nigger actually thinks that the niggers that foids want are on dating appslmao niggers don't get foids because of their pretty pictures, they get them because of rizz, the myth that they have big dicks and basically their violent ape like behaviour that foids are hardwired to seek out
>>538033161This dumbass niggerboomer thinks that reports do anything, i'll just post it again 2 mins later.
>>538033224YWNBAW
I did it wasn't too difficult you just kinda had to grow a pair and ask a girl out who's within your strike zone. Didn't expect the side effect of people who treated me like shit suddenly become nice to me because i was getting teen pussy
>>538032764>>538033167>>538033224Oh fuck the cucked troon kike is at it again
>>538032764>>538033167>>538033224saar pleeeze post more snowbunnies
>>538032764It's hard to go on dates when everyone is laughing at you and kicking you and spitting on you and calling you a loser faggot. Dating is a game of social status and I never had any.
I did, briefly. Then my childhood sweetheart was murdered. Shotgun to the face. perpetrator then killed himself. Closed casket. Didn't date until my mid 20s almost a decade later after that. Ended up with a different girl i had also gone to school with sonce elementary but never really knew. Took awhile to get her to open up as one might expect of a girl who'd stayed a virgin well into her 20s. Deep sexual repression and shame to work though there but it didn't take that long after i started making her toes curl. Once you're through pretty easy to build positive associations there.
>>538032764I was autistic and didn’t realize when girls were hitting on me, which was already rare
because my mother was a helicopter fucking cunt>whaddabout collegei already contracted BPD from that bitch and got myself restraining order'ed twice for acting extremely creepy toward girls
>>538032764Jewish/Jeet slide thread
>>538034006my brother in SEA it seems your flag has been hanged upside down
>>538034006why are your women like this?
>>538032764Subhuman fetish, extension of suicidal empathy.
>>538033733It wasn't your autism, it was your libtard dad telling you girls are just like boys
>>538034149I'm subhuman and they don't fetishize me
>>538032764I only date females at least 15 years younger than me, which means I was only legally allowed to start dating at 33
>>538032764was born too short and poor unfortunatley for this one shot at life, thanks. Instead I was told I was a piece of shit from early age and it never stopped all through life although I tried, the world is shallow.
>>538032764they all said no
>>538032764superautistforeign backgrounduglyfatsocially awkwardsmall peniszero friendshow do you expect me to have had any chance at dating in my early teens?
>>538032764I did, nowadays you have smart phones so you can just see each others genitals whenever you want, shit must be cash.
>>538032764I did. Then I got balded.
I would shoot both of them, including you if you ever espoused these views to me in person faggot
>>538032764But I did...Getting divorced at 30 is what fucking killed my future... I still think about her, I don't know if I still love her but... Man her face...
I wasted my teen years losing in Gears of War and HALO lobbys
