What's the most kino way to commit suicide?
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>>538034561Me telling you my life story and boring you to death.Them i have my way with your body.
>>538034670Tell it, I'm not going anywhere
>>538034561speak too much truth
>>538034710When I was a kid I caught a fish this big.The end Are you dead now?
>>538034561Join a foreign legion in some war that is an absolute meatgrinder.If only there was one.Pros: You will be remembered as a hero instead of a disgraceCons: It's a slow process and your death may be gruesome. Keep a bullet in your pocket just for you.
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>>538034561Like everything in life, its more fun if you do it with your "friends"
>>538034561Sky King
>>538034561Figure out a way to decapitate yourself with your hands super glued to your head so it looks like you pulled your head off
>>538034561launching yourself out of a cannon into an active volcano
>>538034885I think op was expecting a longer story honestly. That was pretty short.
>>538034561pityokampsis
>>538035930This, but fly it into your local kike stronghold
SAY TH N WORKD TO A NIGGER SO HE KILLS YOU AND THEN GOES TO PRISON
>>538035945Lmfao
>>538036057Internet is incredibly gomosexual these days.
>>538034561Choking on the blood of your enemies.
>>538034561Standing under a rocket launch until it's off the ground.
>>538034561A helmet made of Semtex
>>538036024I'm still going to poke with a stick anyway.
>>538034561im going to tell you the painfree way1. grow cannabis and opium2. when you gather enough, decarb the cannabis3. separately, dissolve the cannabis in ethanol, and the opium in ethanol, filter each, then evaporate the ethanol of each4. take a tablespoon of raw cannabis extract, youll go into a 12-14 hour sleep coma where your CNS is totally sedated.5. then obviously overdose on something same as any other suicide attempt
>>538034561Gluttony on social media.
>>538034561Stick the handle end of a broom up your arse then jump off a stepladder so it goes right up through you and out your neck
>>538034561probably something involving a wingsuit
>>538034561Bomb west and sneak into politician's house.
>>538035945This, super glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with piano wire from a high balcony
>>538034561helium balloon hanging. they have to deploy fighter jets to shoot your floating stratospheric corpse down.
Roller coaster ride you build yourself with long ramp. Shuttle yourself as high into the sky on your cart as you can and at the peak ignite the C4 packed everywhere around your cart
>>538034561Dying of old age
>>538034561Provocation
>>538034561take some shitstains with you
>>538034561Heroically mass-shooting the nearest synagogue.
>>538034561Running into the jewiest heart of IRS HQ with a suicide vest.
>>538034561Old age.
>>538034561Old age
>>538034834thats bot suicide, but good works
>>538037365not*
>>538034561Figure out how many balloons it takes to float your handgun, tie those to your gun and shoot yourself in the back of the head. Your gun floats away and cops have no fucking clue where to begin the investigation.
>>538034561bear breeding seasonYellowstoneJar of honey Your naked bodyfilm dat shit
>>538037365it gets you suicided
>>538037465lol brilliantleave false clues...create some grand conspiracy
>>538034561Stand in front of 5 jews and shoot yourself with a gun that passes through you and all of them that hits a stick of TNT outside a synagogue surrounded by explosives
>>538036796>Bomb west and sneak into politician's house.this, but I would aim for lawyers/judges that let child rapists go free unpunished. if you can take out the judge along with his family, children, grand children, then that's just bonus.
>>538037656I wish I could take credit but that's the plot of an old Law and Order episode, or maybe it was one of the CSI shows I forget which crime procedural it was.
>>538034561Don't. There are too many breedable Norwegian women for you to fertilize. You can't just waste your peak Nordic genes like that. Do you really want Ahmed to do that for you?
>>538034561Suicide by old age
>>538034561Hand build a guillotine and cut your own head off if you are serious. Decapitation is a patrician death, hanging and drugs are for criminals. Only half arsed attention seeking poofs and women "kill themselves" in a way you can come back from.P.S. Sudoku is acceptable
>>538037841>but I would aim for lawyers/judges that let child rapists go free unpunishedThese are the same people just two decades apart.
>>538038092It was CSI. I remember that episode. Showed up in some dudes garden.
>>538037602Just killed.
>>538039280And thats not even sure
>>538039251Lol yeah that's the one, haven't seen it since it aired in 2002 or whenever it was. Good memory, anon.
>get aids>troon out>trap autists>poz their neg sticks>repeate ad infinitum
>>538034561Tie yourself to a missile to Tel Aviv
>>538034561By taking trash with you when you leave the park.
>>538034561
>>538034561sexual self-suffocation while crossdressing
>>538039280Nah dude, they'll write a suicide note in your own handwriting if you fuck around good enough
>>538034561Two bullets to the back of the head, or side.
>>538034895>foreign legion>be rememberedyeah sure...
