What's it like wiping down Big Mike's loads?
>>538037384Worked there doing what?
>>538037506>What's it like wiping down Big Mike's loads?Can't say that I know. The Marines took the yoga ball I kept under my desk and gave it to FLOTUS to use for the weekend though.
>>538037384How many times did Epstein creampie W and Obozo's bussies?
>>538037384What was the biggest thing you ever saw go down there?
>>538037384That's a stupid fucking name for a camp. Why didn't you change it?Let me guess - I just work here. Drone,
>>538037585>Worked there doing what?I was the help desk, and was also involved in COOP and COG.
>>538037585ur momha
>>538037637>How many times did Epstein creampie W and Obozo's bussies?I don't know. To my knowledge he was never there.
How many child sex slaves have you seen come in and out of there? Is there a d.u.m.b. portion of it. Just tell us some cool/funny stories please.
>>538037638>What was the biggest thing you ever saw go down there?The G7 convention they held up there was pretty wild.Oprah got drunk and drove one of the golf carts into a giant rock.
>>538037384How bad did the Obama's trash the place everytime they visited?
>>538037645>hat's a stupid fucking name for a camp. Why didn't you change it?>Let me guess - I just work here. Drone,Eisenhower named it after his grandson. Before that it was called Shangri-La
>>538037698>How many child sex slaves have you seen come in and out of there? IAs an I.T. guy, I have seen every last nook and crannie in the entire place. Never saw anything untoward DESU, other than a giant waste of money.
>>538037735Were you a GS or a GI?
>>538037751>How bad did the Obama's trash the place everytime they visited?They didn't. Their kids are polite and very well behaved. They rang the bell outside the chapel once, but that was literally the worst thing.
>>538037384Are the classic snowmobiles still running? How about 3-wheelers I know Reagan has some but that may have been in caliwali only.
>>538037765>also son-in-law to Nixonwait what?
>>538037837>Were you a GS or a GI?I was a contractor but also in the National Guard at that time.
>>538037506why are you always thinking about penis?
>>538037899>Are the classic snowmobiles still running? How about 3-wheelers I know ReaganI never saw snow mobiles or 3 wheelers up there.
>bulldoze the vatican and inner city of london>lol
Did anything unexplained ever happen? Like ghosty things or a really weird decision that didn’t make any sense?
>>538037902>also son-in-law to NixonWow that is news to me.
>>538037933>why are you always thinking about penis?Why are you not always thinking about penis.Oh, anon -- if *only* you knew. LOL
>>538037933I'm sorry sir I'm a recent immigrant to this country and I simply cannot stop thinking about big fat throbbing nigger dicks
>>538038033>Did anything unexplained ever happen?Years back a USSS agent unalived himself in one of the elevated watch posts. There were a lot of stories about paranormal activity around that spot.Also (before I got there) one time a Marine snuck an extra bullet onto CD and shot a deer with it.
>>538037384Do they actually have a ferris wheel inside the mtn? Or is that at raven rock.
>>538037629>gave it to FLOTUSFaggot Levite Of The United States?
>>538038255>Do they actually have a ferris wheel inside the mtn? Or is that at raven rock.I've been in Raven Rock (and Mount Weather) a bunch of times. I never saw a ferris wheel.
>>538038262>Faggot Levite Of The United States?Sure, let's go with that.
> Boring thread
>>538038538>Boring thread'Merica
>>538037629Imagine the smell ...
>>538037949I bet Clinton pawned all that cool shit like the Arkansas trash he is.
>>538038304Ever find it odd that it is surrounded by jewish summer camps? Cover for mossad agents to be in the area.
>>538039501>I bet Clinton pawned all that cool shit like the Arkansas trash he is.There was a Navy Chief years back that was stealing shit that belonged to the National Archives.I was in charge of administering the software that was used to catalog all that shit.
>>538039648>surrounded by jewish summer camps?There are shitloads of summer camps up on that mountain. Had no idea if any were jewish or not.
>>538038565give us some scandalous dirt
>>538037384How many Jews came and went from the premises?
>>538042758>give us some scandalous dirtEh, Camp David is run by the Navy and the leadership there was excellent during my tenure.About the worst thing they did was waste LOTS of money keeping the place looking like Hershey Park -- repaving roads that didn't need it, spray painting grass, dumb shit like that.Buddy of mine was the one who drilled the holes in the walls for Nixon's microphones in Laurel. I heard that Bill Clinton liked Camp a lot because there are plenty of places to hide. He could even ditch the USSS there.One time they bought a STUPIDLY expensive desk to put in the medical building, because GWB needed to sign the 25th paperwork before going under anesthesia. I actually really enjoyed my time there.
>>538042946>How many Jews came and went from the premises?Honestly I have no clue, but the WH is filled with Jewish people so they were definetley there.
>>538037384Did you meet any Nordic Beings?
>>538037384How many NDA's were you forced to sign?
>>538043325>Did you meet any Nordic Beings?No, but there were more than a few times they sent out a base wide page telling everyone they could not leave their buildings UFN (until further notice)
>>538043376>How many NDA's were you forced to sign?I was debriefed and yes, there are a lot of things I can't talk about.
>>538038221what is this from?>grief.png
>>538037384Does Killary really smell like brimstone and old cardboard? Did you ever see her chimp out?
>>538043486/thread
>>538043564It's from Project 537: www.project537.comThe author is myself.
>>538043580I never met her, but I know many who did, and the stories about her are all true.She is one nasty human being. Another army troop I worked with, smaller Venezuelan guy, told me that Al Gore threw a fucking phone directly at him, with major force.Oh, one time Dan Quayle was fucking his wife in his cabin, and they accidentally activated the duress system. USSS came right through the door.
>>538037384How big is your gape?
>>538043783>Al Gore threw a fucking phone directly at him, with major force.Oh wow, I did not expect an Al Gore chimpout. BTW, don't know if you are on twatter, but Buzz Patterson is always dunking on Killary and her bad behavior.>Dan Quayle was fucking his wife in his cabin, and they accidentally activated the duress system. USSS came right through the door.Kek. I am just glad to hear he was heterosexual.
>>538043864>How big is your gape?Meh, not for me anon. I've never had anything in my ass except for a doctors finger or a camera. I'm an oldfag so goes with the territory.
>>538043486Then whats the point of an AMA then?The average chud is completely in the dark because everyone who may “know” anything is conveniently hiding behind le security. And of course all that leaves anyone with partial info is speculation, which in turn gets labeled as a conspiracy.
Is David actually gay, or just camp?
So, JRB. His call sign is Celtic. At his house, he swims nude and will do so whenever he wants regardless of who is around. He hit a golf ball into the pool the one afternoon, just dropped his drawers right there. They don't swim in clothing.When JRB does this, the USSS has an amended call sign -- "Celtic with Cobra".I was told this more than once by USSS folks. Biden also grabbed a USSS agents wife's breast the one time, and almost literally got slugged.They re-detailed the agent, no paperwork.I would have hit him, hands down.
>>538037384>david Shalom!
>>538044092>Then whats the point of an AMA then?To bring attention to Project 537, if I am being honest. That is the only reason I post on /pol/ at all.www.project537.com
>>538044213>Is David actually gay, or just camp?Camp was pretty cool DESU. So no not gay. I don't know about David Eisenhower.
>>538043783>Quayle fucking his wife instead of literally anyone elseHaha, Senator Quayle, you're no Jack Kennedy
>>538044297> Project 537 specifically calls for zero harm to any humans, zero vandalism, zero littering, and the utmost respect towards our national monuments and other treasures in Washington DC and elsewhere.Sorry lad, violence is the only way to change things. Humans simply havent evolved enough for peaceful means.
>>538037384>AMAy r u gey?
>>538044297then buy an ad you nigger
>>538044586>violence is the only way to change things.I used to think the same thing. We need to be more creative than that anon.But we do need a few million peaceable Americans to agree on taking over our buildings.
>>538044667>y r u gey?Says the anon with no guns and no pickup truck.
>>538044759>then buy an ad you niggerI did, and it burned though $100 in a single day. I can't afford that shit anon.BTW I released it into the public domain, anyone can run ads for it if they want.
>>538037384>AMAIf a president and his family is at camp David, how do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
>>538044881>how do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?Got me there anon -- true mystery that I fear will never be solved.That one might need a second Manhattan Project.
>>538045071Ok, thank you for your time.
>>538045224I am here to serve anon.
>>538044760The US govt has a monopoly on violence. They can simply wipe out whatever they want to retain control of their power structure. Law is just worthless words on paper until enforced. Anything like this is, while honorable. just wishful thinking.
>>538037384OMG Do they have bunk beds or just cots?
>>538045735>OMG Do they have bunk beds or just cots?Both!!!!One time one of my buddies got in a bunch of trouble for taking a dump in the boss's toilet in Aspen.
>>538045795>Not dropping an upper decker in the boss' toiletNGMI
>>538045795Ever meet or hear about, a famous person who turned out to be cool?
>>538037384I don't care about Camp David, but what was it like playing Young Sheldon?
>>538046122Personally no, but the truth is that the principals (POTUS) themselves were pretty cool to pissant normies.One Army SSG I know was fixing the DSL at Bidens residence, Biden made him a sandwhich from his own fridge.Even though they are all criminals, they were decent to us for the most part, with a few exceptions like Gore and Hillary.One guy I know brought message traffic to Condi Rice, she answered the door wet and in a towel. Evidently she has a sneaky hot body.
>>538046279>Young SheldonThat's funny because I am in fact autistic.
>>538046310>Evidently she has a sneaky hot body.>surprised Pikachu face
>>538037384Tell your former bosses I know where Cedar Hill is.
>>538046471>Tell your former bosses I know where Cedar Hill is.I no longer have any connections with them. Let my clearance expire about 10 years ago now.
>>538037384is your name David?
Why are you pushing proj 357 ?Find it odd that someone with such exposure is promoting such a thing
>>538043783>>538043783>Al Gore threw a fucking phone directly at himthat was just, um, his lockbocks.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDgRRVpemLo>Dan Quayle was fucking his wife in his cabin, and they accidentally activated the duress systemhe hit it with a toe... a potatoe
>>538047053>is your name David?No
>>538048994>Find it odd that someone with such exposureWhy? What the fuck could happen? My kids are raised and my career is finished (Gulf War Illness.)Let whoever try to do whatever -- IDGAF. At all.
>>538037384Are people obsessed with troons there like every other part of the government?
>>538053985>Are people obsessed with troons there like every other part of the government?No, in fact when I was there the Navy leadership of Camp David was shockingly conservative and rather religious.I sat weekly bible study with the base Chaplain (Johnny Cash's nephew btw) weekly for close to 2 years and went to the Christmas parties, which always opened with prayer.
>>538053471Sweet
>>538050465>he hit it with a toe... a potatoeA bad yet deeply appreciated joke.I'm now always going to think of the Camp David airspace restrictions as "Potatoe-40."
We need indian CEOs and Doctors & Engineers & Nuclear Scientists in the Camp of the David Sar yes Sar
