>dissolves years of anti american brainwashing in minutesthe cure for eurocuck syndrome has been discovered.
>>538042435>America's greatest culinary accomplishment is dumping some dill and black pepper in sour creamWow
i've always thought ranch was gross and for poors desuand i am a poor
>>538042737yup. and europeans are flooding stores trying to bring bottles back home.
>>538042435It's just funny how blatantly inorganic those usa world cup marketing were.
>>538042435Blue cheese dressing is better, desu senpai
>>538042860>butthurt cope
>>538042435Ranch is a white supremacist dog whistle.
>>538042435What is this? My local shop has a giant sauce isle, selection of different brand ranch as well. What makes this special?
>>538042737>memeflag>dying from heat>begging govt for AC permission>sucking down ranch like water>y-you just p-put pepper and dill in sour cream!!?!?!!The absolute state of yurocucks
>>538042435If only it was real, home made sour cream instead of vague components glued together with perservatives. A fully home made ranch dressing isn't so bad.Some anon once stated this about ranch dressing and I completely agreed:Ranch dressing is the most spiritually obese flavoring to exist. When you see a big bottle of Hidden Valley, you just know what somewhere, some literal blob of rolling fatass has that same product in the same bottle, and he is guzzling the stuff down. A mockery of primarily basedbean oil, spiced with onion, dill, and a sprinkle of powered buttermilk. Chock full of pure unhealthy vegetable oils that are cheaper than ingredients that would make a far better tasting and healthier dressing.It is truly goyslop.
>>538042435ALL THOSE YEARS SHILLING AGAINST AMERICA DOWN THE DRAINTHE THOUSAND YEAR RANCH REICH HAS ARRIVED
>owned by a bleach company
>>538043449>Ranch dressing is the most spiritually obese flavoring to exist.>When you see a big bottle of Hidden Valley, you just know what somewhere, some literal blob of rolling fatass has that same product in the same bottle, and he is guzzling the stuff down. A mockery of primarily basedbean oil, spiced with onion, dill, and a sprinkle of powered buttermilk. Chock full of pure unhealthy vegetable oils that are cheaper than ingredients that would make a far better tasting and healthier dressing.>It is truly goyslop.absolutely. it tastes good but yeah i pretty much never eat it. especially not on salads.
>>538042435This is the weirdest thing to me. Ranch exists all over Europe and has for decades. They call it "American flavor".
>>538042941White people make their own dressing. No need to buy ultraprocessed big corp goop slop with extra sugar and preservatives.That's why every other American has ASS CANCER. You eat shit, different shit than Dikshits.
>>538043563As said, the sauce type itself is pleasant I don't fault people for liking ranch.I do fault them for turning what should be a based sauce, into just 90% spiced basedbean oil.Whip some actual eggs into a mayo, make some actual sour cream and you're talking. But "Hidden Valley" and all the store brand knock offs...nigger nobody was squeezing a damned basedbean to make ranch dressing, that's pure Food Jew perversion. It's the level of being insulting to me, as just throwing sawdust into a food in place of what it's supposed to be.Ranch is not onions oil.Same as a burger isn't a wad of tofu, it's ground beef meat.Everything is a lie, ranch is a nigger and Jews want to kill us all.
my favorite was some bong lady losing her shit over fucking golden corral
>>538042435Too bad Trump cut all the USAID programs to bring Ranch Dressing to poor European countries
>>538042435we will, we will ranch you
>>538042435
Fuck me, you yanks are insecure.>look, look at what we put on salads, please like us, please, pretty please Embarrassing, innit
>>538043548tfw got my ranch and bleach bottles mixed up and my floor now smells cool
>>538042435>One Twitter post represents all non-americansHow's your room temperature IQ going?
>>538042435>the Hidden Valley Ranch jew has reappeared Never come back unless it’s to shill for Pepperidge Farm
>>538042435Not my favorite. Usually gives me indigestion heartburn shit. I prefer using the powder and mixing it with sour cream to make a veggie dip. Would recommend.
>>538043781because it's viral marketing. you are in a viral marketing thread.
>>538042435nords and anglo will be using it as frosting for their cupcakes they know food
>>538047103classic
>>538042906patrician af right here
>>538044036lololololol hell ya! yeeehawww
>>538042435Wait until they discover picrel. 100x better. You have to buy buttermilk in addition to mayo though.
>>538044036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewpyRVRFBlg
>>538047721mfw ranch is 90% engine lube 8% spoiled milk and 2% leafs and saltmfw the canadians are at fault yet againmfw i have no face
>>538048173Kek. The lube is tasty tho.
>>538043190This stuff comes from the "Hidden" Valley. It is secret sauce.
>>538048173I'm not suppose to talk about it but since we are buds I'll let you in on a secret. Canadians are all evil super villains that have fooled the world into thinking we are nice polite slightly slow good-hearted people. The truth is much more insidious. I can't go into much detail but it's already too late.
>>538048734can you please convince the world to stop eating engine lubricant
>>538042786what do you dip onion rings in?Try it sometime.Probably the best combo right there.
>>538042435This is the most retarded psyop marketing campaign of all time. Ranch has been available globally for literal decades. The only distinction the American version has is that it is made from corn syrup.
I can buy ranch and I can make it myself; I just see no reason to even try it. The fuck am I supposed to do with ranch? Dip vegetables in it like in american tv shows?Goyslop is one thing but this is just for faggots clearly.
>>538042435>yeah but their food is good
>>538042737Dill?That shit is onion & garlic powder with parsely & pepper.Full retard or what?
>>538043913>goop slop with extra sugarThat's the reason Europeans are buying it. Their bodies are not accustomed to the insane amounts of saturated fats and sugars contained in the US versions of Ranch. If they're familiar with the brand, then they're familiar with the European makeup of it - which is far, FAR less unhealthy. All those saturated fats and sugars are SUPER addictive to a European unconditioned body. And once their body has had a taste of it, they'll start CRAVING it. Because that's how the human body naturally operates wrt high levels of sugar and saturated fats. It's basically like crack-cocaine. It takes YEARS of conditioning and utterly ruining your body with the stuff, to numb out those biological responses, to be able to resist that allure without thinking about it - which is why the average American is a fat-ass lardbucket that's wondering: "wtf? why are they so obsessed with plain Ranch?"
>>538042860why are they like that?
>>538050702Have you tried dill pickle hamburger relish? It's really good. We used to be able to buy this red relish but I haven't seen it in stores in years. There was also this stuff called Sandwich Spread and I haven't seen that in years either. It was real tangy, great on burgers with that red relish I mentioned earlier.
this is eurofag friendly and burger approved!
>>538050779
>>538042737What is the EUs? do they even have an achievement? it dosnt even have to be good
>>538042435The Cult of the Hidden Valley approves. May your taters stay moist, your tendies always crisp, and your salads be covered in the delicious ranch from the valley so hidden.
>>538042435> Buy Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, fellow muttsBuy an ad
>>538045056Idc, she has a good body, but her face is a 5
>>538046910Juat imaging your massive potato shaped head, ultra fine, spiderweb like hair, and those big fucking dominoes sized teeth, is making me laugh so much. The best of your stock left that island 50 years ago. You're all just horrifically ugly Muslim slaves now.
>>538042435Thousand Island my nigga
>>538050142imagine we fucking care you 24 toothed alien fuck .
>>538042435I tried ranch when I visited America in 2004.It was mediocre at best. Generic and just corn syrup filled.This particular #CurrentThing is because of nothing but a handful of TikTok/YouTube faggot cunts who played on basic emotions and overly praised this shit to heaven like it's the cum of Jesus for likes and comments and every retard -- including (you) -- got on that bandwagon simply because of algorithms. Next week it's gonna be some other random shit, just like "six seveeen" was, or hawk tuah.Ranch is retarded. Social media is retarded. You are all retarded.You are no better or ANY different than the normalnigger cattle you claim to despise. Kys.
>>538050702Nigger, dill is an essential ingredient in ranch. Like, it's literally part of the definition.
>>538042435mayonnaise is fucking disgustingthrow your rancid eggs out, don't try to put it on my food you twisted aberrant
>>538042435It's probably just a rebrand of something first made in Europe. Just like your whole country is.
>>538052761you even admit you dont know what youre talking about but you still feel the need to blindly hate.they did a number on you europeans man. wow.
>>538042435You people are seriously mentally ill if you believe these fake narratives.
>>538053206the most judgmental, harsh, bitter users on pol are always hiding behind meme fflags.
>>538042737i could take 6 steps and press up or down arrows to choose exactly what temperature i want my house to be.
>>538042435>the cure for eurocuck syndrome has been discoverednot it has not, goyslop has been a thing in europe for a very long time
>>538042798but they have the ingredients already
>>538053598My central died. I have to juggle the settings on two AC units in my bedroom and my office to keep the house comfy - I'm living like a fucking savage and I only have a half a bottle of Ranch left.
>>538048734
>>538054455
>>538054097in theory, yes.but have you been to europe? they also have "burgers" and "pizzas" there too, but its abysmal dogshit. they have no clue what theyre doing over there.
>>538050142This whole thing is a goyslop marketing campaign for the purposes of remoralization during the World Cup. Ranch is probably one of the single largest drivers of the obesity crisis, and all of the seed oils in it. Just don’t even bother bro, it simply isn’t worth it.
>>538042737>Memeflag Jew
>>538042435This is the modest condiment/dip ever. Kill ranchfags now.
>>538051985Yes, it’s a retarded globohomo jew goyslop remoralization campaign, nothing more. No one is talking about it irl
>>538056076>the jew demoralizes>the jew remoralizesif youre so weak the jew can do whatever it wants with your mind, you really are cattle.
>>538054512>have u been tu yurop Yes, many times. I’ve even had Pizza Hut and dominoes there, nigger. You remoralization lying shills are the worst. You act as if we’re retard boomers and its 1979
>>538042435Easily bought with flavored s 0 y oil, sad.
>>538056044The memeflag isn’t wrong, it’s poison goyslop. Full of seed oils and HFCS.
>>538056165>youre so weak the jew can do whatever it wants with your mind, you really are cattle.Solid pro-goyim addition, globohomo jew bro.
didnt know europeans hated usa so much
I like to mix ranch and buffalo sauce together and dip my POGOs into it
>>538042435I think this was probably a proctor and Gamble/nestle marketing campaign
>>538055997Shut the fuck up.
>>538042737>AAAAAAAHHHHH ITS 88 DEGREES OUTSIDE I'M MELTING
>>538042435>americans think rancid seedoilslop is the pinnacle of cuisinea rabbi is jumping in joy
Ranch is god tier.
>>538058058Why are you hiding your flag, pussy?
>>538042435green goddess is better in every way
>>538058248SOME RANCHES ARE SO BIG THEY HAVE THEIR OWN AIRPORTSGOD BLESS AMERICA
>>538058317why does your BMI begin with a 4?
>>538059051Show your flag, tranny.
>>538042435>>538042798>>538042941RANCH STONKS!
>>538042798Sorry to break the news to you ... It's available here.
MIGA tranny spam thread
>>538062005NOOOOOOO
>>538042435You guys better not reveal where Hidden Valley is. Only natural born Americans are allowed to know.
