>As a European, this gives me dystopian and artificial vibe.No, no it really doesn't. They're jealous of you.
>>538045494grove street.... home
>>538045494Why are all homes the same colour? Is it not allowed to paint your home?
>>538045666I dont know anyone who paints their home.
>>538045494Amerilards why does your road fit 10 cars next to eachother?????? We dont do that here in Netherlands
>>538047130Maybe you should
>>538047130allow me to demonstrate
>>538047225Your demonstration has been very convincing. Thank you for making us, europoors, understand the necessity of big roads and big cars. One more question though: how many niggers does one bumper last and is it expensive?
>>538045666"grey box nightmare neighborhoods" if I wanted to spend the next 30yrs in a grey box I'd bring a rifle to a preschool.
>>538047592I also live in a grey box with grey skies.
>>538045494There is nothing wrong with america suburbs i love them those who hate it are insecure losers. But we can't walk or go outside yes you can you just lazy.
>>538045494All these places need is a local town square with a bakery, butchers, greengrocers, pub and cafe and it would be great.
>>538047697This looks so cozy I love Britland
>>538045666Paint the place stupid fucking thirdie colours.
>>538045494Not everyone has shit taste like you retard
>>538047225All you have to do is make a train car with classical music playing all the time
>>538047819>All these places need is a local town square with a bakery, butchers, greengrocers, pub and cafe and it would be great.But how would Amerifats get there?
>>538047819Why i want that the idea of moving to suburb and farther from that is to be far away from the noise. If you don't like it move to the city.>>538048080You can walk stop being lazy.
>>538045494I think American architecture is awful. Cheap vinyl siding, particleboard construction, and houses with absolutely no character. They're covered in unnecessary shapes, fake decorative elements, and endless architectural clutter. The interiors aren't any better: enormous brown kitchens that look decades out of date, excessive molding and trim on every surface, pointless decorative edges, wooden floors and ceilings everywhere, ugly crown molding, and the same bland gray high-pile carpet throughout the second floor. Everything feels oversized, generic, and overdesigned for no good reason.
>>538048461btw, this vinyl and particleboard piece of shit costed 2 million dollars. FUCK YEAH
>>538045494American suburbs suck. We have them everywhere.
>>538047130Literally just poor urban planning
>>538045494If this is not a bot(lol, lmao even) I'll attempt to fix your problem. You have a model of the world in your head designed to protect your ego and sanity. The delta between you and your rulers is so massive, but also deeply ingrained in your DNA as a serf subservient to (((royalty))) that you have a goy informed view of realty. And so your goy brain creates models of things outside of your comprehension with a negative narrative and you assign qualities to experiences you have never, and most likely never will experience. Having a 3000sq foot McMansion, while subpar to a 30 acre ranch of dry fertile land overlooking a valley of latinas is obviously more optimal, the McMansion is CLEARLY a massive upgrade to your current little slice of the World. So you amplify obvious sacrifices while ignoring or intentionally misunderstanding the pros. It is actually a quite classic defense mechanism practiced by goy slaves over the millenium of jew cock sucking you have been born to do apparently because you are making posts like this. If you aren't a bot of (((course)))
>>538045494It’s basically this (a European apartment with identical units) but with more money
>>538047697looks like Anvil in oblivion
>>538048583australia actually has way more american style suburbs than america does. I've spent enough time in your country to know what it's really like.
>>538048685Forgot picrel
>>538048642All this bloviating just to demonstrate your lack of basic reading comprehension.
>>538048559you sound incredibly jealous lol 100% serious btw
>>538045494i've lived in a British suburb.It's just as grim.but the houses and yards are smaller.the white van patrols the street scanning for tv watchers w/o licences - do they still do that? and overall it is just even more oppressive ...especially now, I guess as the police could show up to cart you away for an interweb posting.and Americans don't park halfway up on the fucking sidewalk, because they understand the purpose of sidewalks (even if they don't actually use them, like ever).
>>538048776In my town there are sidewalks, but homeowners are allowed to remove them. So it just ends for a section and you walk through someone’s yard instead.It is the intersection of public infrastructure, property rights, and car culture. It is hard to make everyone happy
>>538048718Places visited: Sydney Opera house, Darling Harbour, ParramattaFuck off golem nobody cares. Go suck off a Jew maybe they'll slide another opinion down your throat
>>538045666the developer buys massive quantities of paint and save a lot of money = greater profit.everything that's done in a suburb is done for the benefit of the developer, never for the actual residents.even the streets in the USA are named after developers' kids, pets, relatives, etc.
>>538045494thats an ugly suburb, but there are nice ones for sure. Like in Palo Alto, or Arlington or the Hamptons
>>538047819um, what the fuck? we don't need all that traffic in our neighborhoods. think of the kids you sick fuck.
>>538048916why should a private citizen be allowed to remove public infrastructure that benefits everyone?that is really fucked.and makes the neighbourhood look very "ghetto".i always thought it was just poor upkeep, that the neighbourhood was a lot more downmarket than it seemed. (I've lived in the US too)
>>538048461I won't lie, that's pretty fucking vile.literally zero contrast as well.
>>538045717you paint it after adding insulation layer and wall rendering, you can add stone veneers for the ground floor but it looks ridiculous if you go above that.
>>538045494Looks like a suburban neighbourhood. What is supposed to be dystopian about it?
>>538048718They used to have local shops though. Now they're actually starting to make them with nothing but a giant central commercial zone filled with international box stores.
>>538049001>the Hamptonsnot a suburb, really. maybe techically, but certainly not in the same sense as the one in OP's pic
>>538045494anglos here are just like their uk anglokike slaves
>>538045494>this gives me dystopian and artificial vibeit gives me that vibe
>>538048776TV licenses actually aren't a bad idea.It just means you have the option of not contributing to state run propaganda. In most places you've got no choice.
>>538049049It’s on their property and the easement is not truly essential like a power pole. Property rights is a big deal in this country
>>538049114no trees/forest. No features, just a flat desert of copy-paste housing.
>>538048461US suburbia is inherently jewish, so are the building practices. miggers love jewish thing though.
>>538045666>painting existing brickwork in planned subdivisionsThey're neither Dutch or in need of llimewashing.You want the space between the bricks and flashing to be able to dry properly+weep holes to be unrestricted.
>>538045494ARE THOSE 2 story homes with 2 car garagesAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME AL GORE
>>538048461>American architecture is awful. Cheap vinyl siding, particleboard construction, and houses with absolutely no character.you're missing the point.American residential architecture is meant to enrich developers, not provide anything of value to the community.laws and bylaws are designed for developers to maximize profit.
>>538047697I'm greey dabadee dabadaa dadaba deedabada dee
>>538049282So what who cares
>>538045494Yeah it feels like everything is standard, bland, corporate-manufactured. There's no local culture. Only trucks, cardboard mansions and everything looks the same colour.No open spaces, no public squares, no statues, no landmarks. Just a neighbourhood of people living in their own personal cell and consooming. Without much connection between them, if some are Asian, black, white, etc. And ofc there's no genuine architectural style there, it looks like everything was shipped by Amazon and assembled.
>>538049282OH NO NOT THE HECKIN SCENERY
>>538049384Who give a fuck about community move to a shitty city
>>538045494aw sweet, more fake division between europe and america in the lead-up to war where the entire west needs to be unified
>>538049535For you it maybe but for me i like for you maybe dystopian for me is utopía.
>>538049587>Who give a fuck about communityif you don't what's the point of anything?if no one cares about community, you'll live in a less comfy, less safe rural area, suburban area, or urban area.it's to the $$$ benefit of politicians, huge corporations, hedge funds, and land developers, to be anti-community.
>>538045494I see no shop in sight, where do Americans even buy their shit from? Do Americans really drive 2 hours plus traffic just to buy a beer can?
>>538045494For you it maybe dystopian for me is a utopía. For me european countrys are dystopian nightmare.
>>538049647Lmao against who
120 people died from the heat in Paris last week, grasping for air in their 25 square meters appartments without AC or even a balcony to get some air. But yeah, sure, we "feel bad" for those poor americans in their climate controlled 5 bedroom homes on 1500m2 lots with manicured lawns because ... just because!!Walkable cities is european cope, brussels isn't walkable, unless you count being chased by a Somalian with a machete as walking
>>538048461>I think American architecture is awfulYes, modern american home architecture is straight garbage
>>538049762There is no point in anything outside of eating and masturbating. We live in a meaningless universe.
>>538050008European citys are shit holes dystopian nightmare.
>>538049762That Just you opinión i fee safer in the suburb then a shit hole city.
>>538048755And not a single point refuted - the goy brain is undefeated in its confident addiction to ignorance. Karl Pilkington is this you?
>>538048461Outside the stacked windows being different widths and the numbers not being centered. Most of this is either factually wrong, or are opinions. The grass isn't "spray painted". The finish thing in the right is either the side yard not having its landscaping done yet, or it's another lot in the same scenario. The extra forward window roof, is a design callback to when we put awnings over all windows to help with heat management. I'd prefer a functional one, but that is how the style changed when they scaled them back when ACs got strong enough to not need them. There aren't standard sized windows in the US really. They are picked based on what it looks like in the interior for the most part.
>>538045494I'm jealous of those lush green neighbourhoods filled with trees, big houses and whites like in home alone and other classic 80s movies. I wouldn't live in usa if you paid me now. Balkanoids might be 95 iq assholes but they're not corny brainwashed cucks like the mainstream westerners
>>538045494Jealous of relentless capitalization no matter the cost of living quality, jealous of infrastructure that actively kills you? No, bad comparison. Show a private 30+ hectar property or breathtaking nature, retard.
>>538049384>laws and bylaws are designed for developers to maximize profit.They maximize cost in blue states. The permitting process for residential construction is on average three years in California and if you want to develop the city's going to want you to add a few things. They're also taxing everything that has market value of over five million at 4% which keeps a lot of construction from happening.
>>538050561Nobody is forcing you to live anywhere stop whining like a bitch.
>>538049114>>538049282>>538049508>>538049585two suburbs. where would you rather live?
>>538051068Bottom one.Americans are afraid of trees, but trees are your bro's. They give you shadow in the heat and a space for birds. Americans are vultures. They are animals. Philistines.
>>538045494I went to Iceland and Keflavik was so walkable.
>>538051208Your country is far more paved, deforested and destructive of the natural environment than mine. We just have booming cities and extra empty land everywhere to also build these monstrosities.
>>538048461Jesus fuck that house hurts my soul
>>538051068The top one cuz its not populated entirely by young men from Ahmedabad, saaaar
>>538051591No shit nigger, our country is very small so yeah, we need a lot of land for agriculture and shit. I wish our country had the parks and forrests you guys have.That being said, I did like New York architecture. Really disliked the suburban houses over there.
>>538045494Post the Europeans' yards.How many cars fit in their garage?How many floors are their house?Where's the laundry room?Where's the garbage disposal?Is the ice maker part of the fridge or is it a separate dedicated one under the counter?
>>538051899The pic above is Mobile, Alabama. The live oak canopies are so thick on some streets it feels like you are in a tunnel
>>538045494White American suburbia is literally paradise on earth for everyone who isn’t a 20something whore or subhuman
>>538047225Imagine the smell
>>538051068Top
>>53804549434mins left before albert hein closes.might walk over there to get me redbull.americans dont know this feeling
>>538047567Depends on the bumper I guess. If you go aftermarket you can get one that can deal with any number of nigger impacts, you'll get some superficial damage to things like headlights which can just be replaced, but otherwise you just have to hose it off really and its good to go again.
>>538045494why? because they own their homes while you europoors will be lifelong renters?
>>538052243Currently I'm burned out and I'm really questioning life et cetera. One thing you notice when burned out is that there is noise EVERYWHERE. Neighbours, cars, machines, airplanes, farmers with big machines etc. Especially in our little country. Silence is almost nowhere to be found.I won't lie to your, I would do anything to move to America (depsite your shitty food) to live in the middel of fucking nowhere surrounded by nature. Or to Sweden, or Scotland, anywhere remote, alone and being one with nature. Fuck the jews and their money game.
>>538052795Wait until you realize the crickets are louder than urban noise. It’s unbelievable. Birds, frogs, cicadas, coyotes join in too. Nature is very loud
Yeah, it's creepy.
>>538052795Verhuis gewoon naar Drenthe lol
>>538053035I know, but natural noises are often better than upstair loud ass upstairs neighbours with little kids.>>538053275Heb je een idee naar welke plek? Huizentekort man. En ik kan alleen maar sociale huur krijgen nu. Kankerzooi.
>>538053497I agree
>>538054014Even if you live “in town” (not a big city) like I do, the crickets are loud are night. I don’t mind. Deer are everywhere and they are morons about moving vehicles, hitting them with your car is just a rite of passage for everyone.Even in a soulless mcmansion you could probably plant oaks, pines, magnolias, azalias, flower bushes, palmettos and a lemon tree like I’ve got in my backyard and eventually you’ll have blue jays, cardinals, hummingbirds and squirrels outside everyday to look at like I do
>>538051068>where would you rather live?
>>538051498you can walk in the suburb you just lazy or don't like going outside.
>>538048461that just you opinion its look awsome.
>>538053497In drenthe zijn huizen het goedkoopst want daar wilt niemand wonen
>>538049585what are you? a nigger?
>>538047130Its comfy to have all that space isn't it? You don't if done fag is going on 70mph you can go around up to 5 ways.
>>538048461Yeah, those used to have taste 200 years ago
>>538047819Most of us have those. Its called new seasons market. Farmers markets. Food carts. Boulangerie. Etc. You have just been propagandized by eu bureaucrats to think we live in the dirt or something.
>>538047985>painting your home green pink purple black yellowWhy do they do this? Actually?
>>538045494My commie block was better.>have nice apartment.>building full of people, always someone to socialize with or help each other out.>built like a fucking castle, impenetrable.>communal court for basketball and nice park with lots of nature.>not expensive to keep.>comfy vibes.>getting broken into very hard also there's tons of other apartments so chance of criminal to pick yours to loot is low.I could never live in a house unless its in a remote country side, OP's pic is hell.
>>538058805To stave off depression.
>>538054799Yeah it’s better than anything in India but that’s not saying much
>>538047857italy has more color though?
>>538049765There are shops a few min away by car. We have separate zoning in the US. Houses with other houses ans stores with other stores. No one wants a restaurant for a neighbor.
>>538045494I mean the gardens and the houses are fine, but my problem would be that you need a car to get anywhere, when we were kids we'd always get on the bus and get all around the city, it was fun that we could just ride the bus and we'd be anywhere we wanted, being confined to just your street or where your parents are willing to take you would suck
>>538045494I literally am jealous of this and am generally jealous of USA. You're like a world superpower and meanwhile we're figuring out how to tax ACs, Europe is fucking retarded and deserves its fate.
>>538049933Lol you Eurocucks are getting killed by sub 100 degree weather more than all gun deaths from nigger infested shit holes put together
>>538045666>Look how unique I am because I painted my house a God-awful faggot colorThird world non-white mindset.
>>538045494>>538045717>>538047697Some burbs look realer than others. That one is made for rollerblading
>>538048080>still calling americans fat in 2026Post your big portly belly my offwhite friend
>>538045666>>538045717The contractors that built the place buys pre painted siding by the train load.
>>538047819That, or you build a house with enough storage that you don't need to run to the store every time you want a snack.
>>538045494Those are just newer suburbs in the west of the country in the desert. It's not like that everywhere, or even most places. I live in town in a suberb and I have over an acre. All my neighbors do too.
>>538051068you think there arent neighborhoods that look lke the bottom in the US? Try anywhere in Washington and oregon dummy. Also difference is that the houses on the bottom are 2 million dollars and you arent living in them. While the american houses can actually be bought.
>>538045494As someone that really lives in Rural America you suburbs fags might as well be City niggers
>>538051068there's places even in fucking Phoenix, AZ where there's a lot of trees. this neighborhood for example is like a mile away from where i live. you wouldn't be able to tell that it's in the middle of the desert just by looking at it now would you?
>>538062134forgot pic. kinda shitty one off of google maps but i can't be bothered to look for a better one
>>538058585Those are still there, long retrofitted with A/C
Attention little european goys. If you goys were more attentive to the needs of israel he would reward you with big trucks like he did us. Let this be a lesson show some respeckt. Dog bless
>>538045494suburbs are indian reservations for white peoplecall this country whatever you want, brown, communist, shithole but our cities are the ONLY safe ones in the entirety of europe and mog the netherlands unironicallyyou will not see children being safe anywhare else
>>538061363That's cause the ARE city niggers, they just moved out of the city because it's dirty, expensive, and filled with undesirables (niggers). No place to raise children. Suburbs are safe, clean, and white. Until they build more low income housing in them, then the nigs move in, and whites have to find a new enclave.
>>538045494
zigger d&c thread, "amerilards" is believable to ziggers
>>538047225we have almost as many blacks as america, but none of this chimpout.WTF are you doing???
>>538048461>no chimney if I wanted a hole in the insulation I'd open a window>yikez sisterthat's the attic vent idiot >uselessit's interior extrusion tard stop kvetching>the windows are different shapesgood, more variety than the office ass standard windows>the driveway paneling doesn't like up with the curb who cares?
They have those in uk too
I dunno how it is in the rest of the country.But in California the houses all start the same. But over time, as different people move in and make modifications, each house starts looking completely different and unique over time. It's to such an extent that no two houses look the same.Ironically the only places this doesn't apply are newer housing developments with strict HOA which are intending to be more European and liberal.
>>538045494these suburbs would be heaven if all the houses were owned by white people. instead theyre all black and mexican and all kinds of nons. fucking sucks
>>538045494paved roads and houses are natural grown not artificialdon't be retarded
>>538063769It seems a lot don’t understand the choice we haveIf you don’t like identical mcmansions you don’t have to live in oneIf you like strict HOA rules where every property is kept pristine you can do that. If you don’t and would rather build your own lean-to shed, you can do that.If you want to build to the swiss mountain home standard you can do that.We don’t have a standardized way of life. All ways of life are possible here
>>538048720aaaah much better
>>538047819A lot of suburbs do have that. I live in one that has literally all of that within a 5-20 minute walk.
>>538048625>poor urban planningNope, just based and redpilled space away from the hustle and bustle of niggerstabbin' inner-city life.
>>538049010Its called walking.>>538047819Zoning laws typically prohibit that
>>538058587>Most of us have thoseStop lying, most neighborhoods don't have them.
>>538051068We have tons of neighborhoods look like that though.
>>538066272Probably every neighborhood in oregon or washington does
>>538045494>A EuropeanPost skin colour
>>538045494I live here and i svffer. Theres nothing to fucking do and you have to drive half an hour to get eggs
>>538045494>would be a shame if someone were to "fix" it
>>538045494That looks awful.I could never be a city fag or enjoy life in suburban hell.
>>538049049What he described is uncommon in my experience. Usually a homeowner can't remove sidewalks. In Portland, Oregon, where I used to live, the City stole so much tax money that they decided instead of building sidewalks, anyone who builds or heavily modifies a house is required to add a sidewalk themselves. If you don't, they steal more money. So the sidewalks there will start and stop randomly, especially in outer east Portland which was annexed so they could use the area as a tax farm (while not providing any services).
>>538048461I would paint it a hoofy color and put like 500 spinners
>>538068563*goofy color and put 500 spinners in the front yard. NOT DRUNK
>>538048461thats 3 million goy dollars for you!
>>538045494it needs more trees
>>538047130havent noticed that burgers always bitch about their OTT property taxes? this is why. maintenance on all that road and concrete would be huge. now multiply it by the size of the entire cityt. civil contractor
>>538045494looks like a scheme lol
>>538061284of course there are places like that in the US. the issue is "no trees", not which country, dumblad.flags were on pic.
>>538066591Florida here, The best we get is a gas station outside of the neighborhood
>>538066461the issue was whether a treed neighbourhood s better or not, not which country is better.see:>>538049282>>538049585
>>538048461This is Ai. the builder would be bankrupt irl after a year of building these pieces of ugly shit.as a home builder you make your profit on using uniform components (all similar window frames, roofing, cladding, etc) and simple lines. see OPs pic rel for a real life example
>>538045666homeowners association will fine you if your house isn't beige or cream
>>538070489>i want niggers loitering around my house because im lazy
>>538063475brazil integrated its black population. you guys had an official policy for a while for white men to fuck black womenthe us kept its blacks as second class citizens and deliberately deprived them of any benefits of societydifference between a house cat and a barn cat
Yeah because it’s a metro area built in a desert you imbecile. Why are you Europeans so retarded? Do you expect the Mojave desert to look like York? You are fucking MORONS.
>>538047130It’s literally because we can so go ahead and cope and seethe about that
>>538045494Not enough trees for my liking, but I assume this is a hot climate and fires are a danger.
>>538050565and in red states you get to live in a trailer park where raw sewage is dumped onto the front lawn because permits and zoning are communism
>>538063475I’ve been to Brazil. Your whole country is a giant chimp out you lying fag.
>>538047592>dude living comfortably is like prison oh my god i am very special
>>538050347a giveaway that its fake and a computer generated image is the no consistent sun shadow on the plants alone. the AI dun fucked up like a retard.
>>538070782They have trees shading their yards
>>538048461In this household we call them> Revittowns
>>538047130>Amerilards why does your road fit 10 cars next to eachother?????? We dont do that here in Netherlandslol i think its actually their way of planning a communal space. this wide street would act as the park.
>>538049304This guy gets it.
>>538068348Many such cases.
>>538048080>How do they get to the greengrocer
>>538070721How crazy would it have been if blacks got rights and became really upstanding people that proved everone wrong about them. Man, that would have sucked!!
>>538051068that bottom pic is Kitsilano it was a nice place but its full of jews and chinks these days.
>>538060713LMAO, thats hilarious omg hahahahha
>>538048461kinda hope this is AI because who the hell would build two separate garages attached to each other, but with 2 different roofs and garage doors.... it's just... way too weird
>>538071101I did play a fair bit of street hockey as a kid
>>538061284you think the goyboxes on top arent 2 million?
>>538045666idk satan, you invented HOAs and you ask us?
>>538045494>>>/BANT/ MOTHERFUCKER
>>538073907they arent. They would be like 500-600k. The vancouver housing market is totally impenetrable. Absolute rotting shitboxes from the 70s unrenovated go for 1 mil.
>>538050561American suburbs are for sperm drinkers.
niggers
Suburbia does look weird, but as the suburb ages, you get more vegetation and if you don’t have conformity rules, people start altering their homes so they look different.
