>>538045623Why should we
>>538045623>no stop sign>but leh stop line!!!stop signs are unenforceable on private property and parking lotseither way total biker death
>>538045623Don't be a poorfag and buy a car. Bikers are so entitled.
this looks like an insurance scam
>>538045623fuck him, what was he doing on a parking lot for CARS?
>>538045623Easy.Kick ALL bikefags off the road.
Why can't bikes just not rose in front of cars? Their entitled arrogance has overridden their self preservation instincts.
>>538046027ThisSmall cars too. They shouldn't be allowed on the highway.
Sometimes, you might be in the legal right and have the right of way, but you still need to take action because you saw it coming the whole way.
nigga is too slow and was like moving like a snail
>>538045623I would have ran you over, then backed up to make sure the job was finished. Faggot.
>>538045623It’s designed ok.The suv driver should not have a drivers license.
>>538045999this looks like one of those american places called strip malls
>>538046174Who is she? She looks like a Sex Bomb
simple. just ban everyone who isnt a white male from doing anythingliterally just sloved all of earths problems
>>538046174Based. I didn't buy a 9,000-pound dually to look at some guy in spandex pedaling 15 in a 45.They don't even pay registration or road tax but expect me to yield?
>>538046495most roads are subsidized by non car people. even if you don't own a car they will use your taxes to build roads
Kill all car golems
>>538045623did he died?
>>538046623Seething poorfaggot.
>>538045623Cyclists should carry pepper spray to protect themselves. You never know when a nuisance dog will attack you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSRqM1Py2zE
>>538046597I don't care who pays for it, I'm the one using it. Cry about it from the sidewalk.
>>538045623First I thought it was going to be the M3 but then I saw the Ford boomerbox and I knew it was over.
>>538045623there aren't even safe roads for cars.plus the people operating them are hapless goofy fuckin' retards.hey sam hyde tongue my anus you sick fuck
>>538045623cyclist be like pic against the slowest avoidable collision ever
>>538045769Yes, it’s unenforceable via traffic/criminal law. That doesn’t mean dick in tort law.
>>538045623Retards dont know that they have to yield to through traffic when there isnt a sign.
>>538046387
>>538045623I would ticket bikefag with failure to control vehicle to avoid a collision.Obvious insurance opportunist.
>>538045623When bikers start paying to register their bikes, have to have them safety inspected and have to purchase insurance then we can talk. Mkay?
>>538045623The final solution to the bike question
>>538047457Didn't even try to do a countersteer into that left turn lane. I really think this person is the the equivalent of niggers trying to win the ghetto lottery.
>>538046814If you did this to my dog you would be found in pieces 200 years later. Good luck, nigger.
>>538046814This dude just getting off on pepper spraying every dog he sees. What a dick. I hope someone disappears him some day.
sometimes i wish a carfag would touch me while im riding on the roadthe beating he / she will get will be on the news for one week
>>538045623Nothing is safe for bikers, because the bikers are narcistic idiots and demand everybody else align to them.
>>538047991You really think you're that invincible? Let's try it. I know who wins.
i even know how i will operatei will act like a cuck sad about his bike to let the prey come out of his steel box then when they come on my level, tell them that my bike is worth 3K euros and that we are going to the ATM right nowif i see them hesitating i will beat the fuck out of the driver, male, female or transexual, that will be the beating of his life sometimes its green for me as im passing on the cycling lane and i see carfags being impatient, i look at them with a death stare and i wait for them to be scared like puppies before resuming my wayhappened to me two days ago, sadly they never get out of their steel boxes - this guy was fat and with his gf in a car that is worth less than my bicycle, what a cuck im sure he is a wagie i imagine how i would beat him up and explode his face on the floor and when his gf come to stop me i would sucker punch her like her cuckold bfcrazy bitch ass carfaggots
>>538047479Shalom
>>538045623that's not a road it's a parking lot. the bike nigger clearly saw the car and decided to do nothing to save himself. the car nigger was probably busy texting or some shit. personally i don't care what the law says when i'm on a bike i ride on the sidewalk because i know if something happens i'm the one who's fucked.
>>538047991Kek you're gonna get turned into a greasy smear by someone's grandma
>>538048578i only drive on sidewalks and cycling lanes, the few times i go on the road it to cross one
>>538045623this is a cyclist, not a biker
>>538045623I hate cyclists but I hate retarded drivers in parking lots even more.I pushed trolleys for a supermarket for 6 months when I was younger and the amount of brain dead or just selfish drivers is insane.I'm not a retard like this cyclist so I was never hit but there were plenty of times where I would have been had I had just a momentary lapse of concentration.And when you have to park your own car in these car parks for 8 hours a day 5 days a week you will end up with all kinds of dents and scratches cause of these morons. The worst are people who drive 20kmh+ through a car park in the middle of the day. Parents who don't watch their kids in car parks piss me off too, and it's those two things combined can and has lead to small kids losing their life. It's just so pointless. Working at a shopping centre is the ultimate black pill.
>>538047656>>538047895Keep your nuisance mutts off the road and maybe they won't get bear sprayed by cyclists and pedestrians.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExFZ3SX0a1k
>>538047991>sometimes i wish a carfag would touch me while im riding on the road>the beating he / she will get will be on the news for one weekhahahahahahahahahahaha
Who the fuck invented the "biker personality" I need to beat the shit out of him. It's just a useful tool.
>>538045623>not being 200% focused around women driving SUVYou can always expect worst case scenario, how these subhumans getting their licences is still mystery to me.
>>538050692>That oldschool /fit/ meme (maymay) reference overloadDamn, I feel even older now than usual
>>538045744FPBPStupid euro slide thread
>>538045623That's not a road, it's a parking lot.
>>538045623Because the faggots don't use them
>>538053183lmao
>>538046174Unless you're a low inhib shitskin you wouldn't do anything let's be honest
>>538047991You still have a relatively homogenous country in bulgaria, here niggers and spics will absolutely hit you
>>538047991you would be laying on the ground bleeding or dead. what the fuck do you think you are gonna do?
>>538046088You're retarded.
>>538045623Bicyclists, not bikers.
>>538045623Those stop labels in private parking lots aren't legal stop signs. Cyclist is at fault
>>538057382At fault of what?
>>538047397A bee actually stung me right on my lip a few days ago and i thought my mouth was comically swollen. But even that was only 1/4 of that at worst, and only on one side. What a freak
>>538045623Cyclist had right of way
>>538057549Damaging the car
>>538057796Lmao
>>538056277>>538050267I dont care what you think. Just die. Thanks, sweaty.
>>538047656Your dog would deserve it and so would you.
>>538045623because your poor /threadcorrection you rather spend it on israel.goodbye
>>538045623jews.It's always jews.
>>538048814That's pretty funnyIt's in generally funny how all those fats who ride 3 ton machines burning fossils that were extracted from the bowels of the earth to go buy junk food feel in any way entitled to feel superior.Just try to look in front of any grocery store or mall. Horded of vehicles parked with the owners having driven there to buy 2 beers and a pizza. Wars in the middle east are fought for this, and people scream it is their god-given birthright to be lazy as fuck. So much that for them there isn't space for a person riding a bike, for free, and faster than an average car in the city, on the public road...
>>538045623We do, they are called bike paths but lycra faggots don't use them.
>>538045623Why don't bikers build and maintain their own fucking "roads"?
>>538045623Fun fact. Bicycles are no safer than motorcycles, per mile driven. So you may as well stop being a little bitch and get a motorcycle.
>>538045744FPBP, TRVKE, etc
>>538045623why can't we design safer bicycles for the roads? I bet that shitheap didn't have a single crumple zone, safety glass, signal lights, seatbelt or airbag. no fucking wonder you fools get hurt
>>538045623Narrow 2 lane winding mountain highways with speed limits of 55mph or more are somehow a magnet for these dipshit faggot bicyclists. It should be a felony to ride a bicycle on these roads with semis and logging trucks using them often and when a bicyclist gets killed on these roads they act shocked and just blame drivers. I fucking hate bicyclists so God damn much they create more danger for everyone on roads.
>>538047991A bicycle fag talking tough on 4chan is 100% a guarantee you are a faggot twink that would get dropped by a child lmao
>>538053183Ahhh this actually makes a lot of sense, if cyclists are only ever concerned with what is exactly 2 feet in front of them and just presume the road ahead is always in a perpetual state of completely safe and clear it explains all their behavior perfectly
>>538061157“Same road, same rules!” Yet they never follow the rules of the fucking road. In a 60mph lane doing 15 and blocking it when it says minimum speed 40. They are a fucking nuisance.Not to mention in big cities how they cry about traffic congestion while simultaneously eliminating half of the lanes so the two fucking cyclists in the city can have their own bike lane. I guess the 3 foot strip on the side of the road wasn’t wide enough for their 1 inch tires. The Main Street in my city had a lane eliminated each way for a bike lane and we have snow 6 months out of the year. Most retarded shit in the world.
>>538045623They don't follow traffic laws anyway. What's the point.
I ride trails and sneak up on people "coming around!!!" and they scream. This guy was my funniest, he sounded like a girl.
>>538045789In this economic system the cyclists are typically higher income. They typically own cars too, but also have enough disposable income AND time to cycle. Exclusive motorists are the poorfags in America.
>>538046765But the motorists ARE the poorfaggots anon. THINK.
>>538047397imagine the rimjobs
>>538047656Muttlover faggot. Eat shit. You get sprayed and cry like a bitch along with your disgusting furbaby. YOUR HOUSE STINKS AND YOU ARE POOR.
>>538045623FUCK BIKER CUNTSMAKE WALKABLE STREETS AND BAN FUCKING BIKES
>>538045623why do bikes pretend they are cars you are about 9000x more nible than a car you should always ride your bike defensively instead of pretending you are a car because you are in fact not a car and will be squished like a bug when you contact a car... it is pretty simple.
>>538047991Yeah. We'll see how randy you feel when I smack you doing 135 kph, you fake tough faggot.
>>538069077This poster is FAT.
>>538053183kek, fucking yardsale
>>538045999The bikefag is constantly jumping between a vehicle on the road and a pedestrian just moving along. He believes himself to not be bound by any rules or laws when convenient but demands equal treatment at all times. He both occupies a space on the road while simultaneously is unhindered by the rules. He may slip past traffic, cut through a red light, run a stop sign, even ride on the sidewalk. He can get as close to a vehicle as he wants but them moment a vehicle enters what he deems to be his personal space you've violated him. Bikefags are as entitled as they are poor.
>>538045999just about all buildings are required to have giant parking lots, so if he was going to a store, or anywhere really, that store will have a large parking lot
>>538053040Lmao
It's so crazy to me that cyclists don't practice defensive anticipation and maneuvering around the deer-tier morons wrapped in a ton of steel.Like, I saw that coming easily 5 seconds before he did.Back when I still rode a bike, it would have been absolutely trivial for me to avoid that.
I hope the biketard broke somethingI hope the SUV goycattle got sued and lostI honestly dislike both, suvs are for NIGGERS
>>538053040That is wild.I can only imagine the look on that bike suit's face.>>538053183Haha, wow.Yeah, they get into that respiratory fatigue mode where they just stop looking at the road.
>>538045623
>>538069050This.Glad someone else gets this basic shit.I can't tell you how many times I've anticipated bullshit and simply avoided it.Would have eaten so much shit too often.
>>538053040Holy fucking based
>Have you thrown a handful of small nails and thumbtacks onto some backroads yet today anon?bikers have to carry toilet paper in case they have to crawl out into the bushes and shit on long rides
>>538047656based as fuck
>>538048704Fastest backpedaling of the year >I use roads>Nevermind I'm a pussy who uses pedestrian paths onlylmao
>>538046814dog molesting citizen on public roaddog has it coming
>>538045623Jews want transportation to be as expensive and unsafe as possible so they can profit.
>>538045623You are not a biker. Bikers ride motorcycles. You are a bicyclist. And nobody cares if you get hit by cars. The biggest problem is the damage to the car.
>>538046174Is the dude jerking off for too long off camera?What is this from?
>>538070424I never noticed the DC logo on his shirt. Supremely based grandpa.
>>538048300What's your profession?
>>538047991look at all the fatfuck merisharts you offended
>Lycra clad cunt barrel through a red light>Honk the horn at him>He looks back completely bewildered like he's done something normal>Cyclist tries to overtake a truck on the inside, while the truck is turning>Cyclist has to quickly heave himself up on the pavement while screaming that he was almost killed>Pass him as he's screaming "YOU'RE ON CAMERA I'VE GOT A CAMERA"I genuinely hate cyclists, the ones who think they rule the road, that road and traffic laws don't apply to them, and that anything that happens is never their fault.Regular cyclists are fine, but these cunts? They deserve to have their heads caved.
Cycle cucks can stay on the trails or they can roll the dice. Only cowards complain about this.
>>538071664>Like, I saw that coming easily 5 seconds before he did.He saw it, too. The camera attached to his head stared at the car. But he's so entitled that he expected the car to stop for him no matter what, or he's fishing for a lawsuit payout.He probably stood up and started quoting 4 different laws about the "rules of the road", each of which is not actually applicable.
>>538053183>W A S T E D