IT IS LITERALLY OVERfirst heatwave made the autobahns explode and melted train tracks
>>538053939>Temperaturrekord
>>538053939Modern air conditioning systems? We don't do *that* in Germany...
Wait until Germany finds out what the weather will be like in 6 months. I sure hope they have furnaces there.
>>538053939aaaieeeee save me governmentquick carbon tax me to save the planet
>>538054108Chill out tommy, its not even that bad.Somw days with 35°C+ are nothing special.
>>538053939Quality roads? What do we look like, Romans?
>>538053939ecoschizos aren't going to let this one gothey'll still tell you about the 2nd heat wave that will arrive any second now all the way into november
>>538053939Is this that famous German engineering we hear so much about?
>>538054670I hope government bans ACs for all private citizens!
>>538053939>heat wave kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqsYNc_M988
>>538054730it is
>>538053939I live in Phoenix, our roads do melt like that.You Eurofags need to get your shit together.
>>538055168it's ze speedbumpfor ze trolley
>>538055394My BWC into your Brazilian jiggly butt
>>538053939When? Is that for whole eueope or just jewrmany
>>538054005I feel like I am able to translate thisJews tag it never temperature Laute (an elected official of some sort a DWD) said"Its Hot as hell" the end of statement - and shot his doody sick a mess everywhere
>>538053939Is the heat wave in the room with us now?
>>538053939Reminder: every single millionaire, billionaire and politician in Europe has an AC unit in their houses and offices. You don't.
>>538054005>in English we say "tem pera ture re cord", we don't mash words together like that
>>538056919It's night time there, anon...
This is so dumb. Back in the 80s everybody would just be outside in the shade or splashing in the fountains, or at the beach with as little clothing as Germanly possible and that was VERY little. It was glorious.
>>538053939>Germany expects a second heat wave with even higher tempsThey should have had more butt sexxo with darkies then. Allah punishing them.
>>538057542>Back in the 80s everybody would just be outside in the shade or splashing in the fountains, or at the beach with as little clothing as Germanly possible and that was VERY little. It was glorious.That is FORBIDDEN NOW INFIDEL!
>>538054244>>538054108First world electrical grids that can handle a influx in transmission?We DON'T do ZHAT in GERMANY
>>538054005>TemperaturrekordSame word in Swedish.
Were they able to find any Germans left in Germany to interview?
ur done
>>538057721What's humorous is every 1st-world country pushing for mass EV adoption, yet not having the infrastructure to handle people actually charging their shit in addition to everything else.
Are you okay kraut anons?The heat wave is slowly dissipating over here.
I think I might actually kill myself
>>538057721>>538054108Americunts will get firebombed
>>538055168Germany solves the trolley problem.
Whatever happens, do NOT buy ACs, my European friends. If we buy ACs then the Americans win and we can't allow this.
>>538053939>>538054005>even the headlines about summer are being dramatic
>>538053939meanwhile, in reality, on unvegetalized dry dirt, in the shadow, I never could measure the temperatures they were claiming we had: systematically, I measured 5-10°C less, lolto get the temperature that ecoterrorism propagandists were claiming, I had to aim my IR thermometer at concrete that had been hit by the sun all day long, but was then in the shadowso their fucking "weather stations" aren't measuring air temperature at all: they're measuring the temperature around heat radiating warm concrete, where they're cohenveniently installed, lmaoeasy to beat "records" like so, ffsfucking liarsdeath to all ecoterrorists, reallydouse them in petrol, and light them up: simple as.
>>538057909Why is it not 2 individual words that together implies the one thing? I fucking love German contractions and turns of phrase tho. Like it makes sense to me.
>>538060395The zoomers here are so buck broken by reading English online so they have started to divide longer words into parts. It’s hilarious to read and often incomprehensible.
>>538059750Remember: when you sweat, say "take that Ronald!".
>>538060395English actually works the same way. The only difference is in how you write it. It's written "temperaturrekord" instead of "temperatur rekord" since "the rekord is temperatur" makes no sense. "Temperatur" isn't an adjective. "Temperaturrekord" is just two words mashed together to form a noun, like "snowstorm".
>>538053939Sure is comfy up here in the COOL ZONE.
