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In a crack beneath the dripping cock,Was a curious thing: Josh’s fleshy sock.Not wool nor cotton, but oddly alive,A squishy sleeve with a jelly-like drive.It pulsed a bit when the bellend hit,And made a sound when knob penetrated it.Josh washed it once, then gave it a rest—But Grandfather thought it was simply the best.“Back in my day,” he’d often say,“We made do with bark and bundles of hay.But this! Oh this! It’s soft as stew—A miracle find, this sock of goo!”He fucked it while reading, he fucked it to fish,He fucked it while pondering life’s greatest wish.He’d hum and he'd giggle, his knob quite content,With that sock on his cock, wherever josh bent.At dinner he’d fuck it for all to admire,“It molds to my penis! It’s never too dire!”Josh cringed a bit, but said not a word,As Grandfather’s joy was truly absurd.Years went by, and Granddad passed on,But the fleshy sock lingered and staggered on.It twitched in the crack, still holding the scent,Of cock cheese and cum, oddly content.So now Josh keeps it, for reasons unclear,And sometimes he swears it whispers near:"One more fuck, lad, just give it a try—This sock’s got magic you can’t let die."
I hate it here
>>538062712creasing
am in bed lads
Stick a shekel in me pocketI'll get the AIPAC guys from the vanCos if you want the best guns but you don't ask questionsThen goyim, I'm your man. Cos where we all come from is a mystery Like the changing of your history or the dumping of your teaBut heres the one that's driving me berserkWhy do only Goys and Cattle work oy oy oy oy veyoy oy oy oy vey oy oy oy veyoy oy oy oy vey oy oy oy veyoy oy oy oy vey
nothing that makes life worth it is available to me
>>538062800You should sit in the middle of a field and watch butterflies for an hour.
>>538062800None of it is worth it.If man could choose existence, he would choose otherwise.
Ffs, they've got VAR in t'world cup too
I've given video evidence to the police and council of my bin, with my house number on it, in several neighbours' yards. It doesn't matter. Half of my neighbours have multiple bins, they're always stealing more. My only option is to collect it promptly or look for it in their yard to take it back. I once was quite rowdy and dumped the contents in the neighbours yard and was ready to get violent with them when they emerged shouting but another joined him with a gun that I presumed was fake or one that fires plastic rounds but I had cooled off and stormed off. Every now and again there's a police raid that finds guns around here so I learned my lesson.
Would you move to Vietnam and live like this lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgYRvy4WBSg
>>538062947jesus where the fuck do you live? nicking bins and waving guns about?
>>538062947start a cart narcs but for wheelie bins
>>538062953>Would you move to VietnamNo, because I'm not a pedophile.
>>538062995Gonna guess Hartlepool
>>538063009I'm sure you could learn
>>538062568I see it
me life didn't go to plan n now it just revolves around spamming gimmicks larps and catchphrases likegot all these make believe characters i play just so i always got someone to talk to if im being ignored like lmaono i don't have a wife or kids la don't event want em like
>>538063036CUNY alumni?
>>538062995Northern Ireland. Ex paramilitaries run drug gangs and such.
>>538063066kek
>>538062712Which comic book arch villan will be accused of this poetry?
direst brit/pol/ thread for a while
>>538063183but why do they nick bins?
>>538063258Once you showed up
>>538063269Because they can.
>>538063269So they can dispose of more waste? You have to pay for a replacement/extra. They must think "I'll need four bins this week, I'll take the first four I see"
I've set him off
>>538063269izzat
>>538063324
me own fookin son stealing bins
/pol/iticians ranking>>538063310>>538062798Wew lad
n>>538062568Is Derek Jacobi a jew?My likkle lad is watching In The Night Garden. Is a Jew narrating?
>>538062798Lol Only Shuls and shvartsers
i miss spugprop
>>538063431all me btw
>>538063458I used to take the tops off bins while drunk and walk home pretending to be a dalek
>>538063183
i miss latexanon
>>538063458'kn ell
>>538063492He was so totes random and hekkin chungerinobeans
>>538063492>got done
>>538063609alri josh labeen sticking with your pedos anonymous meetings la?
You've got your half dead palestineand miles and miles of bergs and steinsTVs, phone screens and final notice bank feesmind games, war games psy gamesand at a pushglobal war on terrorfrom a mush called George bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bush bushNo income tax no VAT, your money back? no guarantee.Black or white, or rich or poor,Jeets make your job mean nowt anymorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreGod bless Tel AvivViva Tel AvivLong live Tel AvivC'est magnifique, Tel Avivmagnifique, Tel Aviv.
>>538063583his new stuff is bizarre, yet hypnotic
Imagine spending Christmas Day 2024 alone in bed kek
>>538063643you still eating scraps off the floor you tragic shack dwelling niggerjew?
>>538063643done you againdidn't even have to do anything but be presentam so powerful
>>538063687I heard he was dead. owed his coke dealer money and got snuffed. misses remarried and kept doing anal on camera.
>>538062568There's hair on that bit of pork. And I think a mole on the other one.Wait... that's not pork.
>>538062568I see bacon with hair on it.
Booming in here tonight. What's going on lads? Did we win the cup?
>>538063763
Need bed but want to watch the Germans lose on pens. Life's hard
>>538063771Filmed the whole thing, guy Ritchie bought it off the missus, she wasn’t daft, just loved her jobbies getting jingled
my willy is still out
>>538063829Gross
that cringe natsoc LARP faggot spamming brit/pol/ earlier is running a general on the log kek
>>538064018Where? Shops?
>>538063857good newsband amain dutylooks like am getting absolute top priority and direct match which means access to unlisted properties n instead of me bidding and competing with other bidders my housing officer will bypass loads of stuff through my main duty and get me in a flat asap. possibly even a brand new one. and can even bypass rules like for over 55s based on me 'tism. depends on lots of different factors though, just a waiting game to see. but either way,, looks like Ill be in my new gaff quite soon
>>538064051it’s nipped down to londis
>>538063773I'm impressed the hair survived the oven.
Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all.
>>538064147do we even have Londis's (Londises? Londii?) anymore?haven't seen one since Nisa and Premier muscled into the paki shop game
>>538064147There's a cornership schoolgirl joke there.
Meet the goys cos the goys are hereThe goys to entertain youWe've got nothing, no future, we'll soon be on our way, They're raising our prices with an oy oy vey!With taxes, and thieving and and tricks old and jewGoys mess about so we dont feel blueSo meet the goys cos the goys are here.The goys to entertain youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>538064095Start scanning to see where the new builds are, even ones that are still under construction, good news tho , a no the hostel is only temp but a new gaff would be good for Xmas
>>538062568WHY IS YOUR FOOD HAIRY
Careful where you show your fat mug in Liverpool laa
>>538064147rude wee prick, coulda got me a fry’s
>>538064264It ain’t hot tho, TKD
Please STOP bullying Josh.
Burnham's gonna spend a ton of money on room temp IQ norfs and nothing good will come of it
josh
>>538064472Your mother's warm cunt is room temp
> MolecolaWell good
>>538064472Half of it will be spent on him taking 4+ helicopter trips from London to Manchester a week.
Can't wait for Burn'em to ban AC loicences to fight climate inequality. The English must suffer until they are ready to accept liberation by America
>>538064305been trying dead hard NOT to kek, cos I'll find somewhere I really like and obsess over it. wait n see what he suggests first. as long as its near the shoppin city / halton lea I'm not assed cos I've started gym and I'll go the one down there when I go back runnyxmas is a shout thoughbig black christmas tree at me window with fairy lights n that>>538064330shut up you polish flid
>>538063198blubberdan blubberdoxx
>>538063829>>538064030>>538064307Keratin innit.
>>538063066>>538062568qrd on OP pic?
>>538062798Kek.
>>538064749>>538064736Kakarot innit
>>538064652You have the emotional mentality of a 15 year old girl laaa.Why do you say "me" instead of "my".You post like an absolute flid.>hurrr look at me not using proper English because it's how us Northern monkey's talk innit. hurrrr.
>>538064652Got a new post office so fk all will get lost this year
>>538064617It’s great being Scottish
>>538063481I don't think so.
>>538064872forgot about the cakeat least someone had a merry christmasthieving cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SykDBLzT8YM
>>538064841>You have the emotional mentality of a 15 year old girl laaa.must be why you cling to me so muchfucking nonce
Josh claims he "does" people, yet he will not meet another man in the flesh face-to-face in public. Curious.
Scared little homeless gremlin stuck on benefits kek
>>538065124judging by the vibe of your post when you say face to face you mean arse to arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptPXxAds1Jc
>>538065208If you're spotted in Liverpool city centre. It won't be good for you. Don't say you weren't warned.
>>538065201I've got an appointment with my key worker and someone from a charity in regards to voluntary work I can pivot directly from into support work employment next week lmao. already made a big impression talking about how I self educated on the tism and learned to self regulate and through that understand people's baseline needs and help them regulate and meet their own needs they may not even know they have at the timehe said he can think of a few different roles he already thinks I'd excel atmeanwhile you're sat in your dingey little povvohole begging for pennies on your shit stream nobody watches while larping about 96k jobs that don't existI mogg you
>>538065293you're in argentina you whopper
>>538062568>Anyone turning up on our shores can claim British citizenship.>Asylum judges to be replaced by leftists and NGO's.Labour are importing infinity brown voters, forever.
Craving a munchy box, lads.
lil nigga thinks he's gonna throw a dig half way across the world when he can't even reach over his povvowood kibbledesk without a step ladder
>>538065382
>>538065382ffs looks like alicia
>>538065293He's done you so hard you've transformed into an internet tough guy.
>>538065382My regular Turkish kebab shop shut down cos the Romanians in the upstairs gaff took out a supporting wall, fkn fuming
josh are you pool or everton
Recycle this one, lads.>>538051035>>538051035>>538051035
Am sayin regular, it shut 7month ago, found out Saturday
>>538065532neither ladnot really fussed on footeh
>>538065605my regular down the old town got firebombed then he fucked off to libya then egypt then came back and still hasn't opened back up like tf you doing aladdin m8
corrr he's fucked off so I must've right done him with them shouts. bet he's having a right old flappy melty
>>538065683Got a chinky instead, was good
>>538065907first thing am gonna do when I move infat scranthen might get an escort in overnight
absolutely bodied that freaknight lads
>>538065998night, am off too, mashed
time for a stranglewank
>>538062568is yookay nearing the breaking point? CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR CIVIL WAR
Not a single paki dog or african monkey built this
>porkenjoy your neurocysticercosis, infidel
>>538066610>Transmission: It is not caused by eating undercooked pork. Infection occurs when a person swallows eggs passed in the feces of someone who has an intestinal tapeworm.Eating poo again are we?
>>538066951you're eating pig tapeworm ridden poo every time you order takeaway from a kafir
>>538066922Eh. Why are call centre jeets s-yfacing at restore?
>>538067486OK poo eater.
Horsepedo the povvo ebegging techlet still having a melty?
>>538066951Explains bogdans brain damage.
>1pbtidKek.
Oh look blubberdan *rolled* in.
Wide awake. balls
