https://abcnews.com/US/hydrothermal-explosion-occurred-yellowstone-national-park/story?id=134130918
>>538063802Yeah. It's a thing. Rapid surface temperature changes fuck with pyroclastic dynamics. It's a massive volcano thats about three states large it's under some serious quiet monitoring because it's been doing weird shit.
If the Buffalo and wolves take off, we'll all the wildlife. Pack your shit and run hard and fast away from center point.
>>538063802Rolling for double whammy: carrington event direct on usa while yellowstone erupts, but other half of the globe is relatively fine, not too big to fuck everyone.
>>538064181I'll run towards the epicenter.
>>538064290You realize that would cause a refugee crisis 10x worse than the past 20 years, right? I guess euros just can't get enough brown people.
>>53806418112-year-old hospitalized after being injured by bison in Yellowstone National ParkBy Hayley Vawter, FOX WeatherPublished June 28, 2026, 3:02 a.m. EThttps://nypost.com/2026/06/28/us-news/yellowstone-national-park-bison-attack-leaves-12-year-old-hospitalized/
>>538063802final boss alert.
>>538063802Finally, sign me up for the front lines
We are FUCKEDEITHER TOMORROW!!!!!!OR IN 10 MILLION YEARS!!!!!!!
>>538064181Not me, I live in Wyoming. I’ll be running toward all the free jerky.
>>538064508without usa arround noone can force us to take them in. thats the whole point why everyone wants yellowstone, so we can have a better world without you. you see, someone warned us about this timeline, you fought him and won, now since then you have been pushing your shit on others, forcing foreigners on Europe being on of those, since turks to "rebuild" germany to today with jeets. Its all your shit from usa. Our local stuff is not allowed and you have more troops in Germany than all of midlle east.
>>538063802Yellowstone is broken. Too many pressure release mechanisms
rolling for>TND>TKD>TFD>TGD
>>538063802FUCK ITWHY NOT
>>538065376>one offshit, sorry boysbetter luck next time?
yeah like 10 years everyone was getting excited because all the animals were walking away from yellowstone and nothing happened
>>538064110Yellowstone is doing what it has been doing for millennia: rumbling quietly, with no warning signs of a major eruption.
>>538066298>(Claude)
>>538063802Just use AC. Simple as.
>>538065931Gott strafe Amerika
>>538066367Yellowstone is just ac for the Earth's core, so yes we will.
>>538066377oh you lucky bitch
>>538066377>>538065931>>538065376Mogged
>>538066377AaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa what did you do!!!! Now its really going to happen you fool!
>it's summer>mountain gets warmerWOOOOOOOOW
>>538063802PRAY TO THE MAGMA CHAMBERWE CAN END IT HEREWE CAN END IT FOR ALL TIME
East coast chads stay winning.
>>538063802Our government can't even deal with a minor inconvenience, let alone half the country imploding
>>538064311This.Imma fly to the moon for free, niggers.
>>538064542This burger thinks he can shoot the volcano into oblivion.
Global warming solution right there, hundred year winter.
Plug it up with shitskins and jews.
>>538064290Personally, I am hoping the Jupiter moon anomaly KStars us.
>YELLOWSTONEthis shill shit again?
>>538065709I live in the center of the dark red. Thank you, Jesus.
>>538063802I'm in the kill zone.
>>538076025Bozeangles, Big Sky, or Butte?
>>538064591Nigger I live in wyoming
>>538065709first hour survival rate
>>538063802god please make it happen, it would be the end of American empire
>>538075187>Jupiter moon anomaly KStarElaborate plz
>>538064576>you want a corner slice, hun?
>>538063802What can I do to help?What if I moved to Yellowstone and just started scraping rock off the ground inch by inch across the entire radius of the supervolcano?Would that help?
>>538077429Read The Killing Star
>>538064290Let's fucking go for the trifectaYellowstoneNew MadridSan Andreas
>>538063802>>538065709space is fake and gayearth is flatnot my problempost tits or gtfoall memeflags are kikesisrael is losing
>>538078818you wont tell people irl that the earth is flat because youd rightfully be laughed at like the retarded flatnigger memebrain dumbass you are
>>538063802Maybe it'll lead to some new tourist attractions, but it won't be the big one.
>>538078988i do and i give them my knife so they can kill me and i laugh at them when they drop my knife and tell me to get helpfucking faggot niggers
>>538077171No, you don't.
>>538065709And Rhode Island just vanishes?
>>538064181There haven't been any wolves on US soil for decades, and the wolves of Yellowstone were eradicated a century ago.
>>538063802Nuke it before it blows up!
oh what would I give to see America blown up in a trillion pieces during my lifetime
>>538064639Don't cry too hard Kraut. Your people have never done any wrong.
>>538064509That's what the asian tourists do, they think it is cute to intervene with the mating rituals of the bison
>>538079324uhhh we have a fuckton of wolves in minnesota. I see them constantly
>>538079364Spain is one of the shittiest countries in the world let alone in Europe. Americans are the salt of the Earth. Spanish clowns run around protesting and whining about tourism and saying nothing about being invaded by Africans. Loser country.
>>538063802no thanks. im in range id rather this not happen thank you.
>>538079530calm the fuck down rajeet, I'm sorry you couldn't get your portuguese passport through your granny
>>538079324Are you retarded they literally took Yellowstone wolves to Colorado to repopulate. California has native wolves un Yosemite. The northern Rockies and all of Alaska have a ton of wolves
>>538065709>early americans decided to settle a continent that could wipe them all out with a single wet fartnot very smart, were (are) they?
>>538063802This story again, huh? I wonder what they're trying to slide this time.
>>538065709>Most likely will survivesad
>>538065709coincidentlaly the red zones are where most of the white population of the united states lives
>>538063802>>538064133This marks the last day of the United States of America. And, by tomorrow, all of mankind. And we will be visible from the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke.I have goosebumps, people!!!!!!
>>538064110there's too many vent points for a gigaexplosion. sorry. Maybe a pretty big one that'll fuck up Montana for the foreseeable future and crops for a season or two in parts of the breadbasket but not world ending...definitely a happening level event for sure, but you'll definitely have to work the next day (sans family deaths for the non-cold hearted)
>>538077757lol wholesome
>>538063802Alert Level: NORMAL, Color Code: GREEN2026-06-01 16:55:15 UTCYELLOWSTONE VOLCANO OBSERVATORY MONTHLY UPDATEU.S. Geological SurveyMonday, June 1, 2026, 10:55 AM MDT (Monday, June 1, 2026, 16:55 UTC)YELLOWSTONE (VNUM #325010)44°25'48" N 110°40'12" W, Summit Elevation 9203 ft (2805 m)Current Volcano Alert Level: NORMALCurrent Aviation Color Code: GREENSummary: YVO Monthly Update: background seismicity and deformationSummaryYellowstone Caldera activity remains at background levels, with 45 located earthquakes in May (largest = M2.0). Deformation measurements indicate no significant uplift or subsidence of the caldera or north caldera rim since January 2026.
