American children are so subhumanly retarded the government had to ban kinder eggs.
>>538078197Kinder eggs were gacha before it was cool (aka casino for kids).t. gambler who started on those
>>538078197we have tons of stuff like this all over the country widely available to childrenyou the retarded gypnigger for not understanding it's a german product, this is jewmericayou can't be that dense, crack this egg on your own dumb fuck gyp
>>538078265Never heard someone say their gambling addiction started with kinder eggs, based as fuck.
>>538078197it's just that natural animal full fat milk with chocolate is too nutritious
>>538078197We have them they are just filled with candy I think. Or safer toys.
>>538078197the chocolate doesn't taste like vomit, so the americans wouldn't like it anyway
>>538078197They were banned because they were directly competing with Nestle's Wonderball, which was exactly the same premise. Nestle lobbied the US government to ban products with non edible things inside them to force their competitors out of the market. Kids in America are pretty tarded tho
>>538078353>it's a german productNo it's not. Ferrero is an Italian company. They just named all of their sweets "Kinder-Something" because Germany is the biggest market in Europe and the word "Kinder" can be easily pronounced in every European language.
>>538078197Kinder is the best chocolate in the world
>>538078197it's because it contains milk and that's good and healthy, amerimutts won't allow anything healthy in their children's bellies
>>538078197>American childrenYou mean niglets.
>>538079426kind er gay
>>538078197That's crazy. Did you know yuropoors are so retarded they had to ban AC? What a hoot.
>>538078197Ak'chully the regulation that bans enclosing non-foodstuffs in foodstuffs predates the kinder egg.
>>538078197we have kinder eggs in America
>>538078197The original version of the Ü-Ei doesn't exist anymore. It's now a dumbed down version where you don't have to put together so much. No small parts because children might eat them, no tasks and nothing to think about, no fun. Scan the QR code so they can have your information, maybe then you'll get your curated fun on your phone. Children are getting dumber, not only in America, it's worldwide and companies have to react to that, i don't blame them.
>>538079747why aren't toffee apples and hotdogs on a stick illegal?
>>538080291you don't eat the stick?
>>538078424it's true.t.just had to have all those damn hippos
