>be British chap>getting ready to marry 4/10 cutie (easy 9/10 in Bongland)>go to stag party with mates>get wasted, fall asleep>mates put a cable tie on dick>wake up to a blackened eggplant between your legs>dick has to be amputated>wedding is off, girl wants nothing to do with you>sue mates, but that doesn't change that you're now a dickless freak whose life is ruined>likely an hero within a yearI don't know if I could live on like this. Do Bongs really??
>>538096612Context
>>538096612Associate with retards and win retarded prizes. Also whats with white guys showering naked together and touching each others dicks?
>>538096981>whats with white guys showering naked together and touching each others dicks?You wouldn't understand it Ranjit
>>538096981white normies are pretty subhuman
british lower classes are worse than other european lower classes.It's because Britian has always been the most classicist country. Other countries at least tried to give poor people the chance to improve their situation.
>>538096612fakeboring
>>538096612>Do Bongs really??Aren't they the guys who once went to the countryside in group to have a wank together so as not to be caught in their own homes or boarding schools?The guys who greeted women with full-on mouth kisses even if they weren't their girls?Anglo sexuality is different from other euros
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>>538099500This is more and more relevant each day. Crazy
why are Anglos such degenerate faggots when around friends? American frat culture is the same, they apparently always stick shit up your ass or mess with your dick when you fall asleep.
>>538100139Yeah but why did I, ME, have to live to see them? Tesla didn't have to, but for some reason we do, wtf
>>538099177>classicist country. Other countries at least tried to give poor people the chance to improve their situation.The brits did too in the 1970s. But then Tony Blair (Labour Friends of Israel, 1997-2007) dismantled that in the 1990s-2000s. "MuH pRiVaTisaTioN of EvErYthIng wIlL mAkE eVeRyThiNG cHeaPEr aNd MoRe eFfIciENt!".The rest us History
pranking people is a sign of psychopathyi doubt the perpetrator feels any remorse at all
>>538096697>"hahahahahahaha"
>>538100285He saw both world wars.
>>538100562That part got me too>>538100475>i doubt the perpetrator feels any remorse at allI don't want to belive this but you're probably right
>>538100282Do you not have a sense of humour up in sausage land?
>>538099177It's because of fetal alcohol syndrome and then they grow up to be alcoholics.
>>538100659touching male privates isn't that funny lad
>>538100400Close but privatisation and hate of the poor began in the 70s under Thatcher. Wilson was the last true socialist lover of the people PM.
>>538100717It's just a bit of banter mate like slapping each other's arses and gay before bed.
>>538100400I hate Tony Blair but it was actually Margaret "The Wicked Witch" Thatcher who privatised everything.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvd5buCEnU
>>538096612Is murder justified in this case?
sue them ? he should kill them and get a robocock.who the fuck fucks with sleeping friends , those aren´t friends they are maniacs and need to be culled.anyone who fucks with you while you are drunk, high whatever is NOT your friend or mate.it´s a psychopathic asshole that should rot in hell.
>>538100937100%, they literally fucking castrated him
>>538100980can confirm. One time I was coked out of my mind on the 3rd bottle of Red Bull Vodkas at a summer bar, and security knocked me out. My mate carried me over the shoulder like a potato sack and took a cab to make sure I got home safe, despite me being a fucking belligerent asshole and deserving it.I'll never forget it and my respect for him has gone up tenfold.
>>538096612Japanese super-scientists will grow him a new one
>>538096612this should be done to all whiteboys, we could cure racism in one generation
>>538096612>>538096697>from Garstang>population 7041Everyone there knows
>>538096697>>538096612bullshit unless he did fenantyl the pain would have woken him up from regular old drunken sleep
>>538096981Seriously, choose your friends wisely.
>>538101349>regular old drunken sleepdrunk people choke to death on their vomit in there sleep what are you talking about?when you see a drunk person sleeping, please turn them onto their side so they don't choke in their puke
>>538096981This is 100% gay nigger projection.
>>538101543No. Put a cable tie on their dick and balls.
>>538101543asphyxiation happes quicklyfor a body part to turn "black" and gangrenous from lack of circulation would take hours it's a bullshit story get over it
>>538101543unless it's a jeet in whick case the revovery position is flat on it's back in the middle of a nusy road.
>>538096612It was just a bit of banter, grow up.
>>538100614Ok Pierre, what would you rather see : >A. Your friends getting blown up by a howitzer during the battle of Fort Vaux and then mustard gas coming from all directions towards YOUB. Todays clown world ( trannies, sodomy,faggotery and jeets doing jeets stuff )You have to chose one and say why
>>538096697>>538100562Literally my reaction too. What the fuck? Even niggers aren't this dumb.
>>538101858We need more heroes like you anon
>>538100659>British humour is homosexual assault Subhuman.Post the webs where britkeks force their asshole on the race of their "friend" or run beer trough their asshole ls into another guys mouth.This shit is apparently normal lad banter , things are gay club shit in Germany.
>>538096612What happend to just drawing a dick on your friends face. Would have made the wedding a riot.
>>538096612That really is peak British humorNothing will top it
>>538096612I traveled with a Brit for business. Told me about group he used to work with, all Brits. Regular thing if you got blackout drunk they'd do something to you. He woke up with a hotel toilet brush stuck up his ass. Later he they showed him pic of them standing over him grinning with thumbs up. /faggotry
>>538101778Tbf, it does look like a cock ring accident
>>538096612Did they all get a lengthy prison sentence? doing retarded shit like this is why the country has become a highly regulated totalitarian shithole, that and the EU.
>>538096612you literally deserve that for getting (((married))) and having a (((stag))) do.
>>538099401>Aren't they the guys who once went to the countryside in group to have a wank together so as not to be caught in their own homes or boarding schools?>The guys who greeted women with full-on mouth kisses even if they weren't their girls?What the literal fuck are you talking about?
>>538100562anglos are really like this, they are completely demented
>>538101178sorry to hear that but also great that your friend took care of you , that is true brotherhood , not that nonsense about money and power.hope you quit snorting and watch your intake of alc%.had similiar scenarios happen to me and i always thank them the next day or when i remember , now i quit all that nonsense but sometimes the urge to party still rises.gotta know how to talk to whom and how , no matter what state you´re in and then you can circumvent bad scenarios from happening.take care brudi
>>538102711and yet you prefer to live in an Anglo country over India?
There was a local story I heard when I was a kid where some guy wore a cockring until it turned black.
I would not be settling that in one courtall bets off, no holds are barred
>>538102880it should’ve been you and your degenerate ancestors genocided in ww2
>>538102788don't be sorry, it's part of growing up.Yeah I gave up drugs and alc after a few fights and DUIs. Now I only drink socially and on foot, and smoke legal weed from a pharmacy.That guy is still my friend and I'm his daughter's godfather. I try to cut out whores and degenerates now.
>>538102994what are cock rings for? So old guys can maintain a hard-on? I have super high libido and can't lose an erection when there's a naked woman (female) in front, so I never really used or understood sex toys.
>>538103210>So old guys can maintain a hard-on?yes> I have super high libido and can't lose an erection you have to be 18 to post here >so I never really used or understood sex toys.slippery slope of trying to keep up with the hedonic tolerance buildup
>>538096612I heard the lawsuit was thrown out of court because the judge deemed that he hadn’t renewed his cock license and therefore he was carrying an unlicensed cockhe then had to pay the legal fees of the mates he sued and was put under house arrest with an ankle monitorunfortunately the ankle monitor was also too tight and they had to amputate his foot too
Why are extroverts like this? And my parents= have the gall to emotionally browbeat me for not being some sort of retarded, gullible, perpetually wasted party animal.
>>538103357I'm 34 dude
>>538096612He should turn whoever did this to him into a dickless quadriplegic before he checks out.
I can almost guarantee the person who did it feels no remorse, or very little.When asked, or called up on it he'll probably say "was just bantz, how'd I know that was gonna happen? Chill"
>>538103551>I'm 34 dudejust a couple more years, you'll get it
me and the lads just havin a bit of bants innit>inbred island do inbred thingscolour me shocked
