[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
Flag
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam folder!


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1769131984703361.jpg (142 KB, 784x1168)
142 KB JPG
>Refugees will be told to repay around £10,000 under new asylum rules
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddlgqlm7q2o
>Burnham's plan to run UK part-time from Manchester will shun move to Downing St and keep Wigan home
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15939897/Andy-Burnhams-plan-run-Britain-time-Manchester-shun-Downing-Street-main-residence-Wigan.html
>Locals enraged as 83 asylum seekers moved into £250,000 homes on 'Migrant Street'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2223332/83-asylum-seekers-250000-homes-migrant-street-stoke-heath-shropshire
>Starmer short-changes defence in final act as Prime Minister
https://archive.ph/4npex
>England to get powerful maternity commissioner after ‘shocking’ failings
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jun/30/england-maternity-commissioner-shocking-failings-amos-review
>School smartphone bans ‘ineffective’ and ‘overly simplistic’, study finds
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/school-smartphone-ban-ineffective-study-b3003547.html
>Pedestrians 'projected into the air' when man drove through crossing in west London, court hears
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/ealing-crash-pedestrian-crossing-ahmed-timir-court-b1288101.html
>Former MP and aide to Rishi Sunak pleads guilty to gambling on election date
https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2026-06-29/former-mp-pleads-guilty-to-gambling-on-election-date
>Andy Burnham vows to ‘rewire’ British state
https://archive.ph/Wsud9
>>
File: 1765802003704321.png (43 KB, 593x584)
43 KB PNG
>>538099481
>Burnham
>Starmer
>Rishi Sunak
They can fuck right off
>>
File: 1781040395845110.png (173 KB, 634x442)
173 KB PNG
>>
love that feeling of starting out at the gym when you're just a weak cunt and getting starting gains lads
>>
nameBAME shite thread
>>
weightlifters are very boring people
>>
>>
File: IMG_0051.jpg (89 KB, 1024x1024)
89 KB JPG
>>
>>538100600
what's the deal with nafris?
>>
File: maxresdefault (5).jpg (107 KB, 1280x720)
107 KB JPG
Appreciate your willy.
One moment everything it's fine. The next time you wake up it could be to a dead willy tied up by your "mate" with a cable tie for a laugh.
Or your willy could go out tomorrow and get hit by a bus.

You never know when your willy might leave you.

We should all post our Willies to Appreciate each others willy while it's still here. Who's going first?
>>
File: 1680284802037991.jpg (2 KB, 125x103)
2 KB JPG
>>538100533
I mean...
>>
>What bees should I buy?
>Bees can vary widely. The BBKA always recommends local bees and not the use of imported bees and queens. This helps prevent any importation of pests and diseases and also ensures the bees are suited to our climatic conditions.
Bit funny innit
>>
File: springs.jpg (99 KB, 1125x880)
99 KB JPG
>>538100533
>BBC Verify has fact checked this claim as... false.
>They're not foreign because they are here now, so it's not foreign men raping women
>>
>>538100695
>omg you are a russian cocklicker because you agree with pootin.
hey, he's not wrong. I really wish we'd stop funding ukraine so that we can burn another £500m in the NHS.
>>
File: 1781586823697848.jpg (8 KB, 249x249)
8 KB JPG
>>538100833
Huh?
>>
They've done him

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1uhznth/update_dpd_told_me_they_would_deliver_today/
>>
>>538100806
imagine getting lip filler and feathered eyebrows when you already look really weird
>>
>>538100806
>Already got crows feet
HAHAHAHA
>>
On a serious note, which one of you is going to marry up an English Rose raped by 500 pakis for the good of the country? Stand up lad she needs an husband, do it for your country!
>>
>>538100988
Those eyes look like the sort of woman that would wake up in the middle of the night and chop your willy off without warning.
>>
weird how the banter lads don't like it when you say and do the same things back to them, isn't it? they don't like it at all. not even a bit.
>>
File: 1782696675233846.jpg (1014 KB, 1320x1002)
1014 KB JPG
>>
Connor and Dan's faces when Carl started fedposting on Lotus Munchers today
>>
File: wonk_eye.jpg (42 KB, 675x475)
42 KB JPG
>>538101070
>>538100988
for someone obsessed with selfies, she sure is confident for a women who has one eye bigger than the other
>>
File: 1752646094610127.jpg (130 KB, 1300x956)
130 KB JPG
>>538101073
we're all Army boyz, sorry xx
>>
All of you are niggers and fucking monkeys for wanting a hot summer. Fucking coons. A wet and rainy summer is the best summer.
>>
Can you all please stop posting my wife, k thnx
>>
>>538100599
The ones that don't even lift and just lie about it on the internet are even worse
>>
>>538101354
She's fat, looks old, big yellowing teeth, messy hair, doesn't wash or have it cut, you can see the loose ends.
She wears too much make-up, looks like a cross between a clown and a prossie, fake eyelashs, lip-tip, fillers, botox.
God she's had a lot of work done and at the same time not a lot of work done on what should be easy.
Roald Dhal said about ugly people they are ugly because they have ugly souls and she lies all the time, I mean she lied to get her job, she's a compulsive liar, which is a stain on the soul reflecting on her as a person in what she looks like.
>>
>bogdan
>blart
>spugrpop
the three BAMEigos
>>
Got on a train today. Two black women having video chats at volume. One sounded Jamaican, which is ok-ish, but the other was a poopoopeepebahbodaadoo type from wherever, and really got on my nerves.
>>
>>538101721
so what you're saying is, josh is so handsome because he's such a good lad?
makes sense
>>
>>538101721
She also wears the same knickers for 2-3 days at a time.
>>
>>538101750
Play The Leverllers. Niggers hate it.
>>
>>538101807
Ewww
>>
File: FRspAqoX0AQbGbV.png (584 KB, 834x850)
584 KB PNG
https://xcancel.com/SuellaBraverman/status/2071491587092472175#m
>The system is failing white working class children.
>The death of technical and vocational education has killed the hopes and dreams of millions of young people in this country.
>We need to stop treating children as if they are all the same as they progress through school. They have different talents that should be respected and recognised equally.
>The system needs radical reform.
>Only Reform UK will deliver it.

>Did you just basically call white working class boys retarded and fit only for manual labour?
>They’re being left behind because resources and university places are being taken from them and given to foreigners like you, not because there aren’t enough plumbing courses to send them on.
*taps sign*
>>
>>538101742
spugrpop can’t help but seethe
>>
File: marianna.jpg (9 KB, 300x168)
9 KB JPG
>>538101721
She's an inherently devious person, because I suspect she is part of the intelligence community, and unironically the 77 Brigade. More specifically, the SGMI (Specialist Group Military Intelligence) who place people in institutions, like banks and newspapers.

Marianna's 1st job title at the BBC was the giveaway - "Specialist". A military term of art
>>
File: media_Glx7iHdWgAAoPtw.png (405 KB, 680x424)
405 KB PNG
>>538101750
>One sounded Jamaican, which is ok-ish
Stop it
>>
>>538101354
She could have been hit in the eye by friendly fire in bedroom Olympics
>>
File: g.png (86 KB, 794x274)
86 KB PNG
>>
File: No Labour Bounce.png (96 KB, 1063x929)
96 KB PNG
It's over for Labour.
Burnham can't save them.
The working class have abandoned them.

https://dailysceptic.org/2026/06/30/barely-a-poll-bounce-for-labour-after-starmer-quits/
>>
File: springtits.jpg (133 KB, 1290x953)
133 KB JPG
>>538101807
I bet she eats a lot of quinoa salads, but still does gassy protein logs
>>
>>538102103
He only ignored her because she refused to put a turkey baster with his spunk up her duff
>>
File: hr.jpg (24 KB, 552x370)
24 KB JPG
>>538102091
Don't think so, women can vote.
>>
>>538100806
>we're all immigrants
>"Okay so we should deport any rapist back to where he came from"
>n- no!
>"Shouldn't you only deserve to live in our society of doctors and engineers if you don't actively wish to harm it? I'm not even asking for an economic contribution"
>NO!!!!
>>
File: IMG_2713.jpg (158 KB, 1011x1024)
158 KB JPG
>>538102006
It's happening again
>>
File: 7.png (63 KB, 1151x506)
63 KB PNG
coming to a street near you
>>
jews, browns, trannies
>>
>>538102200
They don't even meet their own statements about r values, the overwhelming vast majority of BAMES don't meet the luvvie standards that Whites get lambasted over yet it's all swept under the carpet just to keep them here
>>
>>538102006
>let's see
>£££ SEND
>££££ Asylum hotels, HMOs
>££ no child cap
>£££ bennies for indefinite leave to remain
>£££££ bennies for boriswavers getting indefinite leave to remain
>££ paying for someone else to annex our indian ocean island
>££££££££££ pensions + NHS
>...
>what if we save money by not filling in potholes?
>we already tried that sir, it amounts to being able to pay for 5 bullets and one pygmy who will leave immediately for a turkish barber "As it pays more and there's no tax"
>>
File: mi6.jpg (90 KB, 750x1000)
90 KB JPG
>>538102338
this sounds like counter-jihad RICU shit from GBnews. Have they ever mentioned who is promoting this massive transfer of 3rd worlders into the west? And why not?
>>
>>538102091
Are yougov actually polling properly now?
>>
File: 1000046379.jpg (270 KB, 1669x2048)
270 KB JPG
>>538102356
>trannies
>>
>>538102338
Better start doing pushups.
>>
>>538102356
Writing your "interested in" section for tinder?
>>
File: 1754581085600378.jpg (153 KB, 1017x1600)
153 KB JPG
Shift change.
>>
corrrr when are ram prices going down? they've done me, they've absolutely done me in lads
>>
>>538101921
It wouldn't surprise me, a lot of these types are being exposed recently across X and Facebook. Their arrogance is their downfall and they are immensely arrogant.
>>
>>538103226
for your mum? my ram is free
>>
>>538103040
kek
>>
>>538103188
Colonel Macgregor was right when he told George Galloway the UK populace has to get rid of the government.
If every thing we read online is true this entire situation is insane.
>>
File: sas.jpg (1.16 MB, 1200x1200)
1.16 MB JPG
>>538103188
GB75
>>
>>538103446
Don't think the SAS have a shitposting division.
>>
>>538103312

need more ram for me local ai simulations la
>>
>>538103226
Has the price of paying a man to install it also raised along with it? Risky jobs require danger pay.
>>
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>
>>538103634
Burger
>>
>>538101887
Hate that cunt
Brown biomass
>>
>>538103634
Dog poo I found in the park
>>
Here's an inconvenient truth: the British and American empires -two Jewish constructs -- are responsible for the deaths of 100+ million Aryan people in the last two centuries. Muslims don't hold a candle to that.
>>
>>538103699
Could do with a burgor ngl
>>
>>538103699
Hamburgers aren’t made from ham, mad that
>>
Ham(((burg)))er
>>
>>538103731
your mum went commando again?
>>
was morrissey the OG manboy parasite gamer? if video games existed back then we would never have gotten the smiths
>>
>>538104063
If only, he’s a fkn bender
>>
>>538104063
They existed, but were shit
https://youtu.be/IO3tI3_007w?si=zncpQTT82OhocGpm&t=229
>>
Repeats of Homes under the Hammer are a better watch than citizen vigilante
>>
>>538103886
Mine will be.
>>
>>538104210
> tracking links

Fuck off
>>
>>538103040
Brown is so mad, you’re not even human
>>
>>538104251
>Thick cut bacon (smoked)
>>
>>538104262
Quick - tin foil hat!
>>
>>538104321
bit haram that
>>
Based Corbyn EVISCERATES Queer Starfish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJdTxHtccW4
>>
File: IMG_2670.jpg (170 KB, 1024x859)
170 KB JPG
>>538104323
>>
>>538104373
I battered the pig to death with a talmud
>>
File: CAT YES.jpg (943 KB, 1034x1194)
943 KB JPG
>>538104432
>>
File: file.png (640 KB, 610x843)
640 KB PNG
What went so wrong?
>>
>>538104321
>block or ham, cubed
>blitz with seasoning, egg and breadcrumbs
>form into patties
>fry
>Add bacon and cheeae
>toast buns
>add various pickled veg
>nom
>>
>>538104264
I've done you so hard you can't even comprehend it.
>>
>>538104646
Restore is so Jewish it makes Reform looks realtively based
>>
File: images.jpg (7 KB, 342x256)
7 KB JPG
>>538100806
>>
>>538104650
No mushrooms fried in butter?
>>
>>538104783
Truffle oil.
>>
took Bogdan to get his hair cut lads
>>
>>538104646
>thick arsehole gets taken advantage of and left out in the cold because he's a thick arsehole
>b b but I was a paypig and gave away sssstickers
Lol
>>
>>538104899
lmao
>>
>>538104847
Posh cunt
>>
>>538104906
yeah looks like they made the right call
>>
think i'm done, I can't even process events anymore i'm just too angry all of the time, and justified which makes it worse

fuck all of you, i hope you die painfully. @ everyone "in power" the police, people who defended the criminals, the criminals who let it happen because its not their field or worse it is, the threats from authority against the public, the utter lack of retaliation, if none of you care or worse defend this, why should I

don't bother sending the thought police thugs, just kill me, I have nothing left to say to anyone, fuck off.
>>
>>538104847
https://www.fortnumandmason.com/food-hall/pantry/oils-vinegar
>>
File: mong.jpg (264 KB, 953x873)
264 KB JPG
>>538105081
He got his refund and thinks two notifications means two payments. What a retard.
>>
>>538105131
>autistic screeching
>>
File: (((lord miles))).jpg (249 KB, 1054x590)
249 KB JPG
>>538105081
Spiritually Jewish and clearly a fucking mong.
Imagine being this insufferable.
>>
>>538104646
His constant cosying up to Afghanistan and the Taliban, when one of the Nationalities that are represented in the rape gangs and in recent high profile rapes has been Afghans.
Rupert and the team have taken a hard line approach to ALL Afghanis that includes sympathisers.

Don't say he doesn't do this either, he posted about his letter to the Afghanistan government very recently about wanting to walk across Afghan showing how 'peaceful' it and the people were.

He can't be this fucking naive to think doing all of this and then trying thinking he can be trusted in Restore Britain.
Maybe in Reform that's how they work, after all they allowed in Jenrick, but not in Restore.
>>
Why does France allow so any doctors and engineers to leave and flee France… all that precious GDP
>>
>>538104646
Modern cameras really do suck. It's mangled that stonework.
>>538104906
>if I don't ask... I don't get?
>an email isn't asking??
>£2.5k is... nothing???
I do wonder sometimes what these asiatics actually do to get into these parties.
>>
>>538105070
Was a gift from an offgrid mate.
>>
>>538104646
It’s the same phenotype as a certain green political poster…
>>
>>538105329
fair play to them, giving that tosser his money back. Time for him to shut the fuck up
>>
69 sniggers
>>
File: 1782817385117409.png (488 KB, 518x640)
488 KB PNG
GET YOUR PRISON COLONY UNDER CONTROL
>>
>>538105860
He won't, it'll be jilted at the altar syndrome with him much like a few on the right have about Restore.
>>
>>538105532
well, if you know anything about history mate, you'd know that France is one of our greatest allies, going way back. They're just trying to help us out.
>>
File: cookie 002.jpg (1.6 MB, 3264x2448)
1.6 MB JPG
>>538104646

Anyone who is surprised restore is already a joke wasn't around for the 2007 election. what you need to understand is that politics isn't for you, it's only put in front of you in your trough to eat because political figures find your anger useful. Time to start making the most of things instead of being paralyzed because things aren't how you'd like them to be - put away your childish things. Considering our country has been in the limelight for 300+ years and mostly came out on top that whole time it's not surprising that in this century we experience humiliation and history's losers taking their revenge, in the worse case scenario that's all it is, humiliation - the anglo cannot be completely destroyed, we have proliferated to the entire world physically and culturally.
>>
File: rookie numbers.png (334 KB, 800x519)
334 KB PNG
>>538105935
>>
THIS BUTTER IS TOO HARD AS ITS BEEN LEFT IN THE FRIDGE
I CANT SPREAD IT ON BREAD FOR A HAM AND CHEESE TOASTIES

FUCK OFF CUNT
>>
File: 1778118382416390.jpg (31 KB, 437x437)
31 KB JPG
>>538106019
the other 13% were on the petrol again
>>
>>538104906
Anyone associating with Miles is a fucking retard. Literally Tommeh or Sargoy tier
>>
You lads ever been pumped by any darkies?
>>
Borats still blasting his music, 5 days in a row now. All I want to do it sit in my garden and listen to the birds
>>
>>538105473
The Taliban has fuck all to do Afghans in Britain
>>
Lord Miles to NRP
>>
>>538106288
I got robbed by a darkie once
>>
File: 1764552822360418.png (131 KB, 598x799)
131 KB PNG
>>
What's the relationship between Patriotic Alternative and National Rebirth Party like?
>>
>>538106345
Try writing that again so I can understand what the fuck you want to say, and before you do that read my prior post to see if your post reply is applicable.
>>
https://xcancel.com/HouseGOP/status/2071731423422136644#m
>PASSED: the KIDS Act requires age verification on obscene websites, sets nationwide standards enforced by the FTC, and empowers parents, while letting states pass even stronger child protections.
>Thank you @RepGuthrie!
Fucking lol, le based MAGA and Trump are doing the exact same thing that Keef is doing here, and when the Dems inevitably take power again it'll be used to block half the internet
>>
File: AngryApu.jpg (23 KB, 600x439)
23 KB JPG
>>538106086
STICK IT IN THE MICROWAVE THEN YOU TWAT.
>>
>>538106399
real
>>
File: Based_ER.png (1.12 MB, 1027x797)
1.12 MB PNG
Why aren't you living in Vietnam?
>>
>>538106323
It's a rich and vibrant culture
>>
>>538106345
It's mental how brit/pol/ will go to absolutely any lengths to defend muslims.
>>
>>538105473
>when one of the Nationalities that are represented in the rape gangs and in recent high profile rapes has been Afghans.
Surely the Afghans here are the anti Taliban ones, or at least ones the Taliban don't like. And didn't the Taliban government ask various Western governments to send their citizens back as the war was over but seeing as nobody wants to recognise them as the official government we're now stuck with the Afghan scum here. Miles is a shucking and jiving retard that nobody should associate with but the normalisation of relations with the Taliban Afghan government is a vital foreign policy objective and a necessary step to send them all back and in future deny any claims of asylum.
>>
>>538106323
death metal time
>>
>>538106468
MY MICROWAVE IS BROKEN
FFS YOU CUNT
IVE MADE THEM, BUT WITH NO BUTTER
LEAFT BUTTER ON SIDE AND IM
NEEEVERRRR PUUUTTTING IN FRIIIIDDDDDGGGEEEE AAAAGGGGGAAAIIIIIINNNN.
>>
>>538106086
https://youtube.com/shorts/V4hNJLF3XrE?is=vh1Pd3CJvUWYneW2
ye savage bastard
>>
>>538106565
>communist country full of little brown monkeys
I can just stay here. At least there's not much risk of dengue fever or dying to a spider bite here.
>>
File: IMG_3405.gif (44 KB, 400x204)
44 KB GIF
>>538106468
>Butter in a microwave

Satanic
>>
>>538105356
uhuh that will fix things more glowies laughing at me
i'll be posting nothing but "go fuck yourselves" from now on on this board. no more engagement, no more time wasted, nothing.
>>
>>538106323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E9Ed9DUQoQ
>>
File: 1750489623616979.jpg (72 KB, 828x611)
72 KB JPG
>>538106693
Heat the knife under your hot tap or grill m8
>>
British flags on /pol/ now be like:
>Oi mate this food is halal innit? Is that a dog?! That’s forbidden by bloody Sharia Law mate. That isn’t allowed ‘ere in London. Is that a picture mate?! That’s bonkers, that’s haram!! Idolatry and such.
>>
>>538106866
quality burgerpost
>>
>>538106659
The Taliban are not this reasonable, cuddly force, they used kids as suicide bombers in Afghan. People like Miles are fucking retarded, they have massive blind spots for these groups the 'noble savage' mentality, he's wanting to be see as a modern Laurence of Arabia with some of the most brutal head choppers the 21st century has seen, the reason people don't think they're so bad now is because they were overtaken in torture methods by other groups like ISIS.
Miles is just stupid.
>>
We need a general election

How is Cliff still going
>>
>>538106659
>but the normalisation of relations with the Taliban Afghan government is a vital foreign policy objective and a necessary step to send them all back and in future deny any claims of asylum.
This
>>
>>538106733
10 seconds to soften the fucker up, or just cut it into very thin slices and wait 5 minutes
>>
>>538106866
I'll be in Barcelona next week - what beaches do you recommend?
If you'd be so kind.
>>
File: images.jpg (36 KB, 424x600)
36 KB JPG
>>538106942
kin hell he's gone downhill then. Is he still doing his calendars?
>>
YALL LIMEY FUCKS !!
WE SAVED YOUR ASSE'S IN NAM
UR ARE GARLIC EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS
CIVIL ENGINEER CORPS 1960-1991 SEMPER FI
>>
cried at my job interview lads I don't think I can compete with the pakis, I've no work ethic
>>
>>538106987
No one gives a fuck you dim cunt.
>hurrrr me me me I'm French cunt me me me.
>Look at me post about my normie life on a politics forum me me me.
>>
>>538106923
Again, I very much acknowledge and have always said that he's an idiot (and very likely glow asset) and that, duh, the Taliban are a military force in fucking Afghanistan of all places, but they are humans capable of reason and none of that does away with the necessary detente between Britain and them to facilitate the mass return of their people. Otherwise you enter stupid territory where a war has ended ages ago but you still haven't recognised the new government or mentally made peace with a stupid unproductive, it becomes obscenely pathetic.
>>538106949
I'm pretty sure Ellwood of all people tried to do something like that, albeit for gay anti China reasons, when Bojo threw him out of the party for missing some irrelevant vote or something, cba to check the details
>>
>>538104760
>Restore
Anyone else noticed the complete and total death of Restore’s momentum after Lowe’s wet fart of a performance in Makerfield? Even Musk seems to have given up astroturfing them. Definitely seeing far fewer pro-Restore posts on X now compared to a fortnight ago.

Restore will probably get <5% in Greater Manchester, behind the Tories, the Greens, the Lib Dems and George Galloway. The party will end with him telling his supporters to vote Tory in a General Election. It’s all so tiresome.
>>
File: IMG_0808.png (2.08 MB, 1023x1024)
2.08 MB PNG
>>538107244
Accurate.
Add in some more lack of basic geography mixed with the false bravado
>>
>>538107303
Dick - 80% is not about politics here.
Try to get a life eh?
Kiss the Mrs, play with the kids or something - oops
Assume you're always filtered
>>
>>538107447
you're still talking about rest*re though? mad innit
>>
why is the government shoving folic acid into bread
>>
>>538107447
>The party will end with him telling his supporters to vote Tory in a General Election.
That I very much doubt. But an interesting potential event is if Farage is forced to face a by election in Clacton due to his £5M donation and Restore have very much said that they want to if not win then definitely just act as a spoiler to unseat him.
>>
>>538107604
They want to dissolve your hair folicles
>>
>>538107604
they put vit D in butter to stop groids getting rickets
>diversity built Britain
>>
>>538107609
>Restore have very much said that they want to if not win then definitely just act as a spoiler to unseat him.
And this is why they’re an unserious party with no intention of gaining power
>>
>>538107604
flour used today is so nutrient poor they have to re-add the nutrients it should have, folic acid is a b vitamin
>>
>>538107604
to annoy, frighten, and inconvenience you specifically

>>538107524
this cheeky chappie shit is wearing thin
>>
>>538107604
>>538107872
A lot or people eat shite and drink alcohol which strips b vitamins.
>>
Got on a train today. On the way home from Glasgow I heard two women – late 30s – talking to two children – 10-12 – as if they were their equals. The children actually seemed to be more clued up about the world that they were. Hearing the children educate these morons about AI was eye opening.
>>
File: IMG_2331.jpg (465 KB, 1557x2475)
465 KB JPG
Whoever recommended this book, cheers! Very good dystopian but realistic portrayal of a balkanised Britain
>>
>>538108011
absolutely nuts that ruin is left to decay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wsT9StFS4
>>
>>538106565
No way this spiteful faggot makes a living from YouTube with those views.
>>
>>538107991
You probably live in bearsden, to be expected
>>
File: 1782742968256.png (1.82 MB, 1376x768)
1.82 MB PNG
>>
File: images.jpg (11 KB, 203x249)
11 KB JPG
>Rupert, I've heard tell that in order to get the most from a tambourine, it requires the entire body, thoughts?
>>
>>538106693
You could just use the American method. Bite off chunks of butter, melt it in your mouth, and spit it out onto the bread. Or just eat the butter directly. Yum.
>>
File: 1773511821695299.jpg (279 KB, 2048x1642)
279 KB JPG
imagine being the kind of person who owns a microwave
>>
It is a profound, albeit tragically overlooked, neuro-semiotic pathology that stalks the corridors of our digital existence—a condition I have termed **"Meme-envy,"** or in the more clinical nomenclature of the *Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Ephemeral Cultural Artifacts*, **"Cognitive Originator-Resentment Syndrome (CORS)."**
To the uninitiated, this may appear as mere fleeting jealousy. I assure you, it is far more insidious. It is a fundamental fracturing of the Ego’s relationship with the collective consciousness.
### The Phenomenon: Defining Meme-envy
Meme-envy is not the simple desire to be popular; it is a profound existential crisis characterized by the internal realization that an external stimulus—a "dank" meme—possesses a level of cultural resonance, syntactic perfection, and viral velocity that the sufferer recognizes as inherently superior to their own creative output.
The patient does not merely want the *likes* associated with the meme; they experience a psychic displacement. They convince themselves, with a fervor bordering on the delusional, that the meme was *theirs*—that they birthed this specific configuration of irony, visual grammar, and cultural subtext, and that the world has unjustly attributed this masterpiece to another creator. They suffer from a "stolen soul" complex; they feel as though their own subconscious has been plundered.
### The Trigger: The Digital Mirror
The trigger is, invariably, a sudden, unmediated encounter with a "High-Tier Dank" (HTD) stimulus. When a patient scrolls through their feed and encounters a piece of content that is so structurally elegant—where the punchline hits with the force of a tectonic shift—they suffer an immediate dissolution of their own creative agency.
>>
I've done a bit of work helping out some old dears (not so much old, more funny af) and it has snowballed. They gossip about me being a good lad and now people have stopped me in the street to tell me what a good lad I am. Feels good to be honest
>>
>>538109084
This is exacerbated by:
1. **The "Pre-Cognitive Recognition" Fallacy:** The patient incorrectly perceives the meme as an idea they "almost" had, believing that if they had just been five minutes faster, they would have manifested that exact configuration.
2. **Algorithmic Exposure:** The sheer ubiquity of the meme causes the patient’s brain to conflate its own viewing of the item with the act of having created it. They see it, they love it, and through a process of *mimetic osmosis*, they begin to believe they architected it.
### The Treatment: A Re-Centering of the Self
Addressing this requires a rigorous, multi-pronged approach to reclaim the patient’s autonomy from the tyranny of the "Hot Take."
* **Radical Digital Asceticism:** I prescribe a strictly enforced "Content Fast." The patient must abstain from all social feeds for 72 hours. During this time, they are encouraged to engage in analog creation—sketching, writing, or mechanical labor—to re-anchor their identity to physical reality rather than the ephemeral digital ether.
* **Cognitive Reframing (The "Observer’s Paradox"):** We must teach the patient to view the meme not as a threat, but as a "Cultural Artifact of the Commons." I guide them to repeat the mantra: *"The meme is the product of the zeitgeist, not the individual."* By stripping the meme of its perceived creator, we remove the focal point of the envy.
* **The "Shitposting Exposure" Therapy:** Ironically, the most effective way to cure the envy of the "Dank" is to force the patient to create "Low-Tier" content. By forcing them to participate in the act of producing mediocre, unfunny, or fundamentally flawed content, they are humbled. They learn the mechanical difficulty of the craft, which ultimately grants them a detached, objective appreciation for the "Dank" memes they once envied.
>>
>>538109028
Mine is a microwave/air fryer combo. Shit's cash.
>microwave potato for 4 minutes
>air fry for 5
Perfect crispy skin baked potato in under 10 minutes. Simple as.
>>
>"Starmer offers EU students cut-price tuition fees in Brexit reset talks" Shameful and extremely expensive give-away from Starmer, in return for absolutely nothing.
>Starmer cutting tuition fees for EU students from £38,000 to £9,535, the same as British students pay, is only going to exacerbate the funding crisis in many universities, and will inevitably lead to further course closures. Utterly myopic move.
Even on his way out Queef is providing bangers

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/559b6da804c9cc54
>Starmer offers EU students cut-price tuition fees in Brexit reset talks
>Major Brussels concession could save European undergraduates £28,000 – and cost UK’s higher education sector £500m
>>
File: IMG_2845.jpg (40 KB, 976x549)
40 KB JPG
>EBOLA PATIENT IN GLASGOW HOSPITAL
>>
>>538106838
That doesn't help it spread, only slice it, but thank you. xxx
>>
>>538109502
Cut a bit off the block and churn it with a knife in a ramekin till spreadable
>>
>>538109317
This forces EU institutions to recognise UK qualifications.
Something we had, but lost.
The reverse is also true for UK Erasmus students.
>>
>Mahmood is currently fighting against being promoted to Chancellor so that she can stay in the Home Office and see through her immigration changes. What's the point of that if she's also announcing this?
>She's a hereditary scion of a Labour political machine that is on shaky ground in Birmingham Given Pakistan is the nation with the most UK asylum seekers, and they are going to pay host families £350 a month, she absolutely wants to own this on the doorsteps in Ladywood.
>Are you going to lend your vote to Gaza, or give it to Shabana who is paying the monthly instalment on your RS3 so that your cousin can flee persecution (get citizenship and benefits) and marry your daughter. Much to ponder for the good people of Ladywood I imagine.
>>
>>538109499
Ebola mos shogmabimu
>>
>>538109646
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpv313pelplo
>>
>>538109115
Some memes are just inherently shit.
>>
>>538109499
Just hope the bames don't rape and cannibalise him/her and spread it around even more
>>
>>538109899
>28 BAMEs later
>>
>>538109814
the whole thing is a dirty grift from top to bottom
>>
>Andy Burnham plans to spend some of his working week in Manchester if he becomes prime minister, the BBC has been told.

>It is not clear whether he will spend a set number of days there, or whether there will be a more informal arrangement.

>But he plans to split his time between Downing Street and the North West, it is understood.

NORF!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>538109943
A rather frightful thought to conceive
>>
>france is sending special forces
They never truly surrendered
>>
>>538109499
ebola does not easily transmit between people, often it is the result of weird african rituals involving dead bodies.
>>
File: 1782744218944.png (1.47 MB, 896x1193)
1.47 MB PNG
>>538109841
Or maybe you have CORS
>>
>>538110027
To where? Birmingham? About time
>>
>>538109975
what fucking difference does that make? He's going to hold a car boot sale is he? Wanker
>>
>>538110153
his refugee mates in Manchester are going to turn reform MPs into kebab meat
>>
reminder: there will never be a wigger starmer meme iconoclasm; WS is simply the apotheosis of "memes" and "meme culture"
seethe and cope about it, it makes no difference. it is eternally WIGGER STARMER JELLY TIME and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>
>>538110092
Some memes die anon, like babies.
>>
>>538102091
absolutely disgusting how many people still support cons/lab

actual cattle
>>
>>538101342
>when Carl started fedposting
What did he say?



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.