Is there a place/company/organization I can pay to get military training in Russia ? This has nothing to do with the war. I'd go for the French Legion but I don't want to become a soldier, I just want the training. Does Wagner or someone offer such training for a fee ? Of course, English has to be an option.
>I don't want to become a soldier, I just want the trainingAnon you can't be serious, they're gonna take your ass to storm Kostyantynivka ASAP
>>538103165You can always just take MMA classes anon
>>538103165>military training in Russiaromania not gay enough for you?
>>538103396Yeah, that's why I want the war to stop first. Just in case. I'm thinking next year.
>>538103165first of all, consider the chug general >>>/pol/chugit's where many russian are these days>i don't want to become a soldierthere tend to be military courses in just about any nation, but you will as far as i know be put on a list of reserves (/can be called to be a solder in the case of a war)idk if russia has this, but i'm sure america would have such groupsyou can get a tourist visa for the USA, and while you're there, you'd be allowed to shoot guns and all that / take part in such a militia training / whatever whatever coursei also don't see exactly why you want "military training", you can get gun lessons, martial arts, etc in romania itself, for a much cheaper fee
>>538103165You would have better success via private security training or from a local hunter than to risk being blacklisted as a potential glownigger because suddenly your background makes you a risk via guilt by associationOr get suddenly rich and just fuck off to america, land of do whatever the fuck you want with some redneck vetId suggest texas or if you want hardass terrain, idahoOr go be a cop and join swat, french legion is cucked after covid but since youre easter euro theyll likely take you if you did goFuck the army though. Drone your ballsack offYou dont want to actually be a combatant in modern war, glory is gone. Everything gay as fuck now
>>538103165Just take a stick, cover it in pig lard, and ask your dad to shove it in. Much less hustle.
>>538103165>>538103508we have that here in the stateshttps://www.extremesealexperience.com/
>>538103165You going to pay to learn English in Nigeria next?
>>538103165Russian army training is getting daily raped by churkas for 2 weeks and then getting pushed to the front and get droned to death in a day.You're welcome I saved you lots of time.
>>538103165>I don't want to become a soldier, I just want the trainingFor what? Zombie apocalypse lmao? The only point of military training is learning how to function in a unit, as part of a larger battle group. That's clearly not your thing. Just go to the gym or shooting range, or something.
>>538103508Here is Russian training> take rifle > no training> go to Ukrainian positions to draw fire> suck officers dick or pay money to not get sent to meat grinder suicide mission.
>>538103433I'm going to do Muay Thai, but that's not the same. I want weapons training and real life combat scenarios. Like learning CBQ from a professional
>>538103749I'm sure the jews who are funding and prolonging this war who have an obsession with nigger and dunecoon dick would never make up hilarious non sensical stories about how an unnamed conscript was almost raped to death by gay muslim Russians
Sign up today. Also comes with a nice excursion to the front!
>>538103165Do you really need to go all the way to Russia to learn how to be a faggot OP?
>>538103843Yeah that will be the truth since it isn't well known that Russians are the dalits of Russia and churkas are allowed to do anything with them with state approval
you will need this
>>538103165They offer to fuck you in the ass
>>538103165In the Russian military you will get your passport stolen, then your money, then you will get raped (multiple times), and then you are going to get sent to plant a flag in a bumfuck village and get droned in 20 minutes. The end.
>>538104090I guarantee that line is almost entirely prank callers from other countries asking “how’s the war going?”
>>538103818Sayoc kali, or muay baram iircCqc weappns at least, no john wick/azazel hangun shit
