What does /pol/ think of my new ink stamp?Nobody locally would make it for me so I had to order it from China.
>>538103859appropriate, given the circumstances
>>538103859kek
>>538103859
>>538103859lol based
>>538103859cool
Genius
>>538103859And they want me to fear china lol.
>>538103859Got to love the Chinese
>>538103859>Le Happy Merchant is so widely recognized that anon couldn't get a local print shop to make a stamp in his likeness
I bow
>>538103859Haha...YES
>>538103859Pretty accurate, desu
>>538103859cool story brocommunity notes - it is against federal law to deface $$ bills
Zoomers don't recognize poor photoshop.
>>538105549like you said, they're federal bank notes. not bills.
>>538103859This is illegal
>>538103859Hard to tell because of the perspective but the stamp looks like the print isn’t mirrored
>>538106103It’s upside down. Got me
>>538103859>defacing currency>posting evidence on /pol/>there's an option for forwarding such illegal cases in this very threadISHYGDDT for OP's sake.
>>538104002appropriate, given the circumcision
>>538105549Federal reserve, midwit
>>538103859Maximum oy vey
>>538106348>>538106031No it's not, people deface money all the time, some for edgy reasons like OP and some punch braille dots on them to help the blind.
>>538103859it's illegal to deface currency. mostly nobody cares unless you start jewing with it. secret service is probably going to get your ass
>>538105549>>538106031>>538106348>>538106604FAGGOTS
>>538107141Watching jews try to scare Anons out of being antisemitic is always entertaining
>>538107499Notice how they all have the same flags and showed up within 5mins of each other.
>>538107141If I don't violate other criminal laws, someone else will.
>>538106348Wanna know something hilarious? They have no idea what to do with you autistic fucks. Literal masters degee holding feds have debates, PowerPoints, talks, de-escalation training, and "containment of negative thought" exercises to de-radicalize agents that lurk here and elsewhere. I've been to the briefs. It's actually the reason I quit. They're so unbelievably incompetent and retarded that actionable counter-meme plans were drawn up and wargamed. I shit you not, middle aged men were thinking of ways to make Pepe the frog gay so "nazis" wouldn't want to use it anymore. They have nothing. Outside of blatant censorship, they have lost. They can't do anything about you all. The only semi smart thing they did was start accusing everyone of being a fed so they could trip up online movements from turning into actual demonstrations. That's it. That's all they've come up with in years of lurking.To recap:>they can't meme>they hire tranny therapists to help their poor radicalized lurking shitposters>they wanted to turn Pepe gay>they literally have no idea how to stop you autismos from memeing them into defeatIt's hilarious. Remember, every shitpost that makes them look like idiots actually infuriates them. Never stop
DIY Rubber stampshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22XBhe5Nups
>>538108701So many such cases sad….
>>538107141this is why its perfectly legal to use a dremel tool to take the woke imagery off these gay ass quarters
>>538105549If I got you working for me but I payed you with copied Monopoly money but I had you so brain fucked that you thought it was real money and you kept working for me for free to me copied Monopoly money does that make you my slave?It’s called babylonian money magicEnd the FedPSAnybody think JFK was joking?Don’t answer that most of us are dumber than the slaves of 1860s due to FLUORIDE MICROPLASTICS and eating GOYSLOPS
I feel like this thread is a low key attempt to flex with those hundos.
how can I get one of those stamps?
>>538109322Nigga Watt?Muslims rounded up sub Saharan blacks sold them to international merchants. White Christian Yankees freed them but international merchants blamed slavery on Yankees so now blacks wants to be Muslims and vote to kys with abortions And here we are
>>538105549boo hoo niggaI remember I had one of those at a music festival that said "this bill is not to be used to bribe politicians" I got from some old libertarian hippy. And my friend who's dad was the president of the bank, saw me doing stamping a few and had this look of shock and horror on her face and was like "that's illegal omg" I was like bitch you are literally at a music festival doing massive amounts of illegal drugs stfu
>>538109080This we be my goodbye post so until we met again.AR
>>538104444Witnessed
>>538103859>>538104211>>538104253there is a reason why they make that in china anons.
>>538105549oy veyyy
>>538103859Globohomo's origin story:>once upon a time the world has been peaceful and harmonious, then came along a snakeoil merchant>the snakeoil merchant has sent ahead an ostensibly filthy-rich bait to a village>the bait very publically flaunted his shinies and pitched worthless magic paper to the villagers>the villagers sought out the snakeoil merchant, willing to trade their everything for worhless magic paper>a week later, after realizing that its worthless magic paper they couldn't use anywhere else, they returned to the merchant to trade it back>the snakeoil merchant told them that he would be a fool to trade back all the resources for the original prices, as there are so few resources in comparison to the volumes of worthless magic paper now in circulation>villagers involved legal authority which told them to fuck off, because the trades were legal -- the merchant didn't lie, the bait did and the villagers didn't bother asking the merchant or reading the fineprint>the snakeoil merchant showed "mercy" and allowed the villagers to burrow the resources against a fee and interest paid with the worthless magic paper>[fast forward] the village is bankrupt and indebted, everyone's at each other throat having scammed each other out of their worthless magic paper to pay their own fees>the merchant once again showed "mercy" and offered them a deal: if they assume the role of the bait and spread the good word of the worthless magic paper in other villages they'll be allowed to stay in their homes and toil their fields>[fast forward] the merchant is now considered the sovereign, writing the laws and ruling over terminally indebted and blackmailed royality and peasents alike, all the while canonizing the most prolific baits as prophets and whatnot>[fast forward, many fake and gay wars, crisis and cullings later] (You)'re here.
>>538103859Kek based and I'll do the same thanks for the idea
>>538103859based as fuck, anon. if i ever get one in circulation i'll post it back here.
>>538103859Based
>>538103859Nice.
banknotes get destroyed by the bank anyway, meanwhile coins circulate for decades
might as well try it!>thx
>>538106348Although (((they))) will use it against OP. The actual defacing of currency had to do with altering the weight / shaving it off when it was made of actual precious metals and derived its value of such. This is why dimes and quarters have ridges as pre 1962 they were 90% silver and certain (((people))) were known to shave off small amounts of the exterior of the coinsOtherwise all those people that had the souvenir penny crush things from the 90s and earlier would be in trouble
>>538109418Amazon
>>538112080post template
>>538112330
>>538109322Not really. But this one is.
>>538112330This one's cropped if the other is too large
>>538107499>israel launching on iran for no reason whatsofuckingever = "antisemitic rhetoric of blaming the iran war on the jews"whew
>>538113083ok thx>spread the word: https://rumble.com/v7bw4ti--viewer-discretion-is-strongly-advised-citizen-vigilante-full-movie.html
>>538103859Holy shit lmao, stamp it over the presidents
>>538103859You know this just plays into jewish hands by allowing them to claim "muh antisemitism" and then requesting millions more in gibs for """security""", right?
baseddefacing jewish money has always been basedits a myth that that money spreads thounder regular circumstances it usually goes to one or two people, then goes to a jewish owned business, then goes right back to a jewish owned bank where it is pulled from circulation.if i had to guess. they have a money printing scam where they allege certain bills need to be reprinted, and they just make up numbers, no ones checking whether its true. fed then orders more money, useful idiot goyim at bureau of printing say you heard massa moshe, get printing
>>538115030You know they're gonna get millions more for "security" no matter what happens, right? If OP wasn't doing this some fat rabbi in Monsey would be spray-painting swastikas on garage doors.
>>538115278So then what's the point of willfully creating this stuff when you KNOW it's going to help jews and when jews are already doing the same thing?Do you not see how fucking retarded that is?I just use the "kosher only" microwave at work>but my food isn't kosherVery devious.My biggest fear is if someone demands I present my penis for inspection to prove i can access the microwave as I still have my precious foreskin.
>>538103859Lelz... this will be the reason we go to digital money in a few months. Too much antisemitic paper money out there.
>>538115430The point is to make life hell for them, like they do with us. To make them afraid to leave their houses. To make their children too scared to go to school. To make them so afraid that they won't even open their rat kike mouths to kvetch about it. To make them doubt their future in MY FUCKING COUNTRY. That's the fucking point. Chaim.
>>538115732>The point is to make life hell for them, like they do with usWith these little stamps on currency? Are you fucking kidding me?>To make them afraid to leave their houses.Are (You) afraid of leaving your house? The fuck is this nonsense lmao. You sound like a glownigger.
>>538115829And you sound like a fucking jew scared about shit getting worse. Well, there's nothing you can do about it. Just let it happen.
>>538116072Buy an ad, glownigger faggot
so how does this go down OP?>*giggle while you hand the cashier your racist money*>what is this?>uhhh i dunno i just got it like this uhhh>i'm not taking this sir>uhhhh ok ummm here's my card heheh>thanks mr. first name last name anon, don't ever come back in this store again>oh uhhh ok....>*calls feds on you after you leave has your face and full name too*genius plan
>>538103859great work anon, keep it up
>>538103859You could make that with a fucking 3d printer…
>>538110200Yeah and that reason is because they’re not kiked. Cope and seethe Eglin shill
>>538103859You just stamped 1 note you fucking pathetic coward.
>>538116225>regular Anons on the internet couldn't possibly be this angry with the jewish people>he must work for the government
>>538106348Kill yourself you're worse than the OP fucking coward worm.
>>538112903Tell a jew you'll pay him to kill himself
>>538103859Neat, now i want one
>>538116275Literally already went and spent those hundreds and stamped the change i got for them as well>>538116366Faggot>>538116473Faggot>>538116560Faggot
>>538106031you're illegal
>>538109128Just use a Resin Printer with TPU like Resin.
>>538103859Fucking based.
>>538116275as if any cashier would look at a stamp on a bill and reject it, retarded to think this would happen.
>>538115030You know everything you do plays into jewish hands some way so why care?Just start blaming jews for everything fuck em.>JEWS CAUSE TEENAGE ACNE.
>>538103859Thank goodness for China. Remember, that shit is illegal. Handle carful.
>>538103859Please more. These are way better than the ones that say "track my dollar!" Its just straight and too the point. You should make multiple Jewish politicians and put them on there with quotes too! Hope to see one one day!
>>538117840This. Like I fucking care. If its counterfeit I would know. Only people that run the place give a shit.
>>538107141Cool. You worship robots. They never lie.
>>538119441I do this when I stub my toe or they forget the pickles on my burgers. Goddamn jews
>>538107141they would claim this renders it unfit to be reissued
NoNoNoNoNoNoNO
>>538116275You are aware gangs stamp shit on money and nothing happens to them, right?BECAUSE ITS THE PRECIOUS JEWS!?nobody gives a fuck fucking retard.Everyone hates jews, get on the antisemitism train or get run over; the train is leaving the station regardless of your personal choice.
>>538119850>Everyone hates jews, get on the antisemitism train or get run over; the train is leaving the station regardless of your personal choice.
>>538103859Holy based.
>>538106348PLEASE GAWD NOHAVE MERCY
BASED
>>538116275i once got a bill that had andrew jackson saying "stinky fucking black nigger" inside a comic bubble, i just stared at it for a few seconds and moved on, no cashier will care about a defaced bill,
>>538120837That man's spoon is too big.
>>538121026My anus is bleeding
>>538103859Lol Anon
>>538105549>writes your receipt on the change.Ok your move.
stamp as many bills as you can with that but with UV inkwagies often won't check bills, but you know who does check all the bills with a UV light? the (((bank)))
>>538124480>Limit the audience sizeBad move bro.
>>538121523>My anus is bleeding
>>538112903Feds probably will just go to Amazon and figure out who's putting the happy merchant on all the bills. We should start stamping QR codes onto bills with links to things like the greatest story never told.
>>538124894this is a brilliant idea
>>538124894>We should start stamping QR codes onto bills with links to things like the greatest story never toldBe honest with yourself, would you follow a random qr code you found on money?
>>538115030They already get that and they throw fits about memes weekly. Goyslop drives them insane and it's become part of common slang.
>538106348This is the g.m.e. faggot data scraper troll that pretends to be unbanked and asks for donations using the lebanese flag. He posts watermelons on the g.m.e biz forums all day and gets less than 4 hours of sleep a night.
>>538105549>>538106031>>538106348>>538106604Define "Defacement" as the law is written.
>>538112903Put one on the front too "but I'm embarrassed what the teller might think"My ATM accepts up to 60 bills at a time.
>>538126968What kind of loser reads gme threads on biz all day,,,,,,,lmao how dumb are you,,,,,post your losses you redddddit bagholding fagggot
>>538103859Today, OP is NOT a faggot
>>538103859>order it from China.link?
>>538103859I need one of those stamps
>>538103859NICE! Can I get one?
>>538112080Based - Just ordered 1.
