Please be careful while mowing your lawn this weekend, anon :(https://people.com/south-carolina-dad-killed-after-lawn-mower-goes-over-cliff-edge-12007600
>>538117648He just wanted to mooow.
>OH N-
>>538117648Drinking and mowing is based.
Cliff was only 15 feet it wasn't like a looney toons accident. The mower flipped over on him and he died.Don't operate machinery while drunk, even if it is fun and relaxing
>>538117648thank you for your servicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4
>>538117648Britain is finished.
>>538117648I wish I had a cliff near me. Sounds nice
>>538119271>Mow while drunk and high all the time.>Have a 30 foot drop cliff on my property.>Never mow anywhere near it, even when sober.Or just dont be stupid.
>>538119271Or be a bad ass and actually remember you are fucking mortal and drive in perfectly straight lines while wasted.
>>538117648Kek
>>538119415This. My parents have a fucking 30 foot cliff on their property too. This weekend I am going to get drunk and stoned, like I have many times, and I'm going to mow the fuck out of that grass and I will survive, again.
>>538119415You could herd Buffalo off that cliff like the red man
>>538119983or boomer white men.
>>538117648>>538117866>>538119271>>538120570he died as he lived.for his lawn.total boomer death.his children will inherit all the as seen on tv bullshit products that are in his garage.
>>538117648Typical murican......their lawn movers are bigger than tractors in Europe.
