new bioweapon has been released that forces you to shart in the mart. stay safe mutts.
Jokes on them. Ive been having explosive diarrhea for 38 years. And thats just that i can remember. I am informed that i shit projectilely upon many a diaper changer. Anyway, bring it on.
>>538127342Stay raped by niggers, bong faggot
>>538127342no you just eat too much
>>538127342I bet Indians brought this shit over. Fucking pajeets!
>>538127342Its indians
Jesus Christ, just wash your hands after going to the toilet.
>pajeets flood america>america soon to be the diarrhea capitol of the worldwho could have expected this?
>>538127342Lol good thing I don't eat fast food, or even go to restaurants anymore.
>>538127342Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>538127862Makes me wonder if the brunt of the cases are from Texas, the second largest Pajeet capital in the world.
look at the bright sideif you ever go to the prison, no one is going to be able to rape you there
>>538127342>virus that needs to evolve to keep up with our violent food-based diarrheaChinese bioweapons got fucking DUNKED on. Wait till this gets to Europe. They'll be dying while we shit freely woth central AC
>>538127342If you must eat prepared food, always visit the kitchen first.
>>538127342We already have Taco Bell
>>538127342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9qsXu34SM
>>538127917It has to be. Dallas is just Mumbai now.
i’ve been having explosive diarrhea lately. wonder if that’s why. oh well i shit on the clock. thanks mr parasite
>>538127342So if i shit on my bosses desk can i just blame the coof now? Great!
>>538127342pajeet carry microbial infections inside them, they brought this from pajeet land aka india
>>538127815>Saar we share out brothers with you they are bery tiny microbes that live inside you saar. Ewt the poo like governor ramaswamy say so to do
>>538127342As if the pajeets aren't enough
some are prepared
>>538127342Kek
>>538128059this is the kind of go-getting positive attitude we need to see on this board. have a (you).
>>538128238This is the single most disturbing graph ive ever seen>In a week?? How'd they get these numbers??
>>538127342Farting in the mart is a national past time Nigel we don't need luck when we wrote the game
>>538127342We already know about indians.
>>538128238>sh*talian
>>538127342So.....it's C-diff?Yeah, it's plain old C-diff, isn't it?
>>538127342poop sneeze?
>>538127342I just had an explosion fly over my house!
>>538127342Straight outta Ganges.
This is the one time raiding the toilet paper makes sense.
>>538127342Pajeets strike again.
>>538127342i regularly take ivomec, femben and black walnut tincture
>>538127342Jews and fast food have been around for a while
>>538128238How is 55 a week even possible?!
>>538128565Got all your bases covered you won't have to worry about shit.
>>538127853>just wash your hands after going to the toilet.Have you tried being less of a bigot, even once in your pathetic life? Indians, jews, muslims, and blacks all have cultures which are fecal-enhanced. This means NO washing you fucking entitled bigot.
>>538127342>the main symptoms include>everything but explosive diarrheafucking journalists, can we hate them enough, guys?
>>538127342I've actually had something like this for the past week. I swear I've never been the same since getting ill at the airport at the end of the last year. I was literally bedridden for a week, puking and shitting constantly.
>>538127342a weight loss parasite spreading would be a blessing for the US
>>538128238what in the FUCK is going on in Spain, france, Germany and the UK? Anything other than 6-8 is crazy
Why do I suspect that jeets had something to do with this?
>>538127884Maybe I'm retarded, but this is quality bait IMO. Have a (you).
>>538128719imagine the haemorrhoids?
>>538129440You're just retarded
>>538129284Poo/muslim immigration
>>538127342Happy Shartiquincentennial, America.
>>538127342sharty-26 has arrived boys
>>538127342India is terraforming america into its own image
>>538128238Italians spend half their waking day on the shitter
>>538128402
>>538128238>1 Kek what country is that
>>538127342Gotta get them out while we still can
>>538130301
>>538130301F.Y.R.O.M.they don't eat so they don't shart
Only one? Time to cut more regulations.
>>538127342Shit I’ve been having diarrhea, I thought it was because my calorie deficit cut but maybe I just got the parasites
>>538127342I thought I was just going through opiate withdrawal.. glad to know it's just parasites
>>538127342Shart in the mart?!Poop on the stoop?!Crap in a stack?!
>>538127342My God. Imagine if this hits the heart of India
>>538127342That’s why there’s a manufacturers back order on horse paste! Ahhhh makes sense now
>>538127342poopensharten
how do irish only poop twice a week
>>538127342The funny virus
