>be me>password expires>open ticket>agent ticket assigned to: Preeti Sheeti, external consultant>literally Preeti Sheeti, not even memeing>3hrs pass, no password resetI hate this.
>>5381493903 hours? That's pretty shitty.
which globohomoat least u got paid break. got any phonegames to pass the time?
>>538149476Caaaaarloooooooos
>>538149390Preeti Sheeti helps you to sabotage the globohomocorp, Preeti Sheeti is your ally.
>>538149485Work doesnt go anywhere, it just piles up.>>538149559Why? Why did God create jeets? Just why?!
>>538149390Literally every company has self-service password reset for users, unless you've managed to lock your account like a retard with too many wrong attempts or something.
>>538149559No, Pretti Shitty is a clinical retard from the 3rd world that works for an MSP, which is very likely Cognizant. They are not hackers, they are too dumb to reset a password. They are the guys that take calls from actual hackers pretending to be the CEO, and Pretti Shitti will give all the admin passwords over because he's a kissass and nothing more.
>>538149962Many do not have that because they're cheap and run everything on Windows server 2008, or they have users that get compromised emails and other problems because they are dumb with passwords and phishing emails. HR, Payroll, and C suites get phished because they have the reading comprehension of Somalian niggers.
>>538149962>every companyNo they do not retard. For example mine has jeets for some reason.>lock yourself outNo, it just didn't work this morning. I'm guessing something expired cuz its 1st of July.
>>538149390Yeah, their names are pretty funny.>Poodeep has been allocated to your ticket.
>>538149390>Need to open a ticket to change your passwordIn what kind of streetshitter company are you working in?
>>538150989You answered your own question.
>>538149390>Go outside.>Hold phone straight up with screen facing slightly due south.>Yell "ACTIVADO" as loud as possible 3 times.>Repeat until text received with password reset link.
