THIS JUST IN, EPIDEMIC OF SHARTING IN THE MART DUE TO EMERGENCE OF MYSTERY BUG, GOVERNMENT MANDATED DIAPERS PROPOSED
>>538151402Don't be racist to the people who deliver and make your food. Nuff said.
>>538151402Gee. I wonder where it could have come from?
>>538151402Why are parasites so shitty? Like you would think they would evolve a way to make the experience pleasurable instead of horrible but the horrible parts are exactly what makes them so effective. They just need a week and then you'll shit worms and eggs accross a room.
>>538151402>a parasite that turns you into an indianHorrifying.
>>538151402NOOOOO I DONT WANNA TURN INTO A PAJEET
>>538151529It's not the parasite, it's your immune system's reaction to them. It's a foreign entity in your body and your immune system is going to do anything it can to remove it.
>>538151666You cannot escape the STINKY
It's possibly from Latin America
>>538151529You should study symbiosis more then. You'll begin to understand all of biological existence can be explained through it. This also explains why parasitism is so unpleasant to the host.Basically though parasites are the lowest form of life, and commensalists and mutualists are higher order and more intelligent life forms since that mutual gain creates a stronger net system gain for all participants - but the trick is you have to be smart enough to figure out how to even do so. Parasites can't do that because they're retarded by nature.
>>538151745Also this on top of what I already said.
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>>538151402Amerimutts had yet another lab leak? How many times does this make?
>>538151402We just barely survived hantavirus and now we have COVID, ebola, and a parasite all just in this week , what are the odds!
>>538151818racist af, hug a Peruvian today, support local Peruvian businesses.
>>538151881>commensalists and mutualists are higher order and more intelligent life forms since that mutual gain creates a stronger net system gain for all participantsI'm kinda scared to look this up, but I'm also intrigued. Would intentional implantation of these things be a good idea for humanity?
>>538151908Notice how the count is so high in India, and China.My guess is, that they just do not bother reporting their cases, and their situation is a lot worse. Also see how Nepal, between the two is red.
They are looking more like india.Powerful
>>538151881very anti-semitic post
>>538151402>Polymarket Uh huh, sure.
>>538151402I hope my state is one of them
>>538151950More likely brought in by one of the tens of millions of illegals or chinks on a birth tourism trip.>>538151965>hug a Peruvian todayShe would probably call the police.
>>538151499HMMM
>>538152040>Would intentional implantation of these things be a good idea for humanity?No. It's a form of witchcraft.In Ancient China, intentional implantation of these things was known as "Gu poisoning"During the Han Dynasty, anyone who was caught intentionally implanting parasites in humans was sentenced to death - usually by beheading, and their skulls were mounted on spikes.It's the most despicable form of witchcraft https://classicalchinesemedicine.org/driving-out-demons-snakes-gu-syndrome-chronic-parasitism/
>>538151626It's code. The indian is the parasite.
>>538151402This has been a thing since 2021 at least.>t. have had explosive diarrhea since 7/12/21. Who knew assholes could get callouses?
>>538153441Stop eating mexican food and anything with capcacian red pepper in it including paprika, smoked paprika, red hot sauce, etc. You're getting asshole cancer if you don't correct it.
>>538153441That is your shit diet and being a subhuman.
>>538151402The Jeetification of the USA. Grim.
>>538151402We better import more shit skins from turd world countries to fix this and fast
>>538151402It's funny that Americans blame the Indians rather than looking at their own food hygiene standards, which are known to be 3rd world level.
>>538151402Broyim got the poop parasite
>>538151402Would that parasite be jeets perhaps?
>>538151402Read the /jjg/ threads in the archive to learn how to get rid of pajeets. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%2Fjjg%2F/type/op/
>>538155587see>>538154274
>>538151402It breeds in the filthy filters of unserviced air conditioners they're reporting here.
>>538151486>Letting strangers prepare your food.Nigger tier.
>>538153594>dont eat capsaicin it gives you ass cancerDon't listen to this Jew shill. Capsaicin is know to prevent cancer and inhibit tumor growth.
>>538151402op is getting paid to advertise polymarshit
>lol
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>>538151402Has President Madagascar shut down the port?
>>538151402>be (((parasite)))>market Goyslop>Murricans have explo-sharts Itmakessense
>>538151402The country obsessed with butt sex and eating ass as sex acts (both revolting) is full of parasites? Color me shocked.
>>538151486but their dirty feces encrusted fingers just made 20 states sick?
>>538151402The solution is simple >Stop being gay>Stop eating ass>Stop going to fast food restaurants operated by disgusting niggers or jeets
>>538151402Imagine we go through covid again but it's with pants shitting. Instead of anti-mask freebreathers we have anti-diaper freeshitters that refuse to wear the government mandated diapers and have probes shoved up their rectums.
>>538151486Racism causes food poisoning, not migrant workers shiting in the fields. Got it.
>>538157127Someone plays Plague Inc.
>flood country with infinity pajeets >parasites, GI disorders, and ass cancer diagnoses skyrocket Purely coincidence.
>>538151486Yeah I've been learning to make basically every ethnic food because of filthy fucking shitskins.Tbh your food is extremely easy to make, we dont need any of you here once enough people learn how to simply make your easy to prep slop.
ANAL USUALLYHELPS ALLEVIATE THESYMPTOMS ESPECIALLYWITH A BBC PLUSU CAN MAKE EXTREMELY GOODCONTENT FOR BIG BUCKS THE SCAT SCENENE IS BOOOOMIN
>>538151529Is this post sarcasm? How have you not taken the parasite pill and its relationship with homosexuals? Eat the horse paste.
Get on the operating tableNurse, get the Big Prying Tool and my strongest flashlight.Were gonna cure you young man. Its gonna be okay
Huh, this explains the last couple days
>>538151402I'd actually had some bowel issues over the last two weeks. And, yes, it was an uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea.
>>538151402EU bros!! Avoid all niggerball fans who went to see the world cup! They all have the parasite from ranch dressing enemas.
>>538151402Kek. Time to designate a street
>>538151402Horse paste will save us
>>538151402Now cross reference those states with number of jeets
>>538151402The average American only shits themselves in public once or twice a week.It's a non issue really.
>>538152400Based han dynasty
'Murica
>>538160628Unironically it will, it's quietly solved the screwworm issue....
>>538160628god DAMN you redditniggers are still seething over fucking ivermectin? remarkable don't forget to get the new booster faggot
>>538160480And before this board projects its suppressed, degenerate desires onto me, I am not currently sexually active and when I was I never did anything to my or anyone's asshole.
>>538159387leftqueers dont even try to use muh food as an excuse for nigger invaders, they are pretty open about just wanting shitskin invaders to punish whites.
>>538160638>states with number of jeetsgood callapparently most of them are in blue states like Texas
Alright lad i need you to drink this cup of Louisiana Red Hot Sauce and dont ask questions
>>538151402Yeah its called the goyslop that isn't able to be exported to any other civilized country. Youd shiddd too if you ate pesticides all day long.
I wonder what else spread around...
>>538160773.Texas isn't blue. Maybe if there are Dem held urban areas, but not entire Texas.
>>538151402Jarvis overlay the explosive diarrhea parasite cases over the heat map of Indian population
>>538158156You are also a gentleman of culture. Well played, good sir.
>>538158443*head bobbing intensifies*
If you are chicanx and think you are safe from this, think again
>>538151402Highest numbers where there's jeet infestations lmao.>Cyclospora cayetanensis parasite is transmitted via fecal contamination, but through a specific fecal-oral route involving an environmental delay.>High Case Counts: New York (31–80 cases), Illinois (11–30), and Texas (11–30).
>>538151402I've had diarrhea with dark blood mixed in for the last few months, welcome to my world.
>>538151402America truly is a third world shithole. Thankfully I could see it in 2006 before most of the damage happened.
>>538151402>OF MYSTERY BUGthe jeet bug is not a mystery
>>538160875Things will get so bad for them… do they even realize it? No one is doing anything about it
>>538160876It's overall blue now because of the jeets moving further and further out from the main metro areas.I'm an hour outside Abilene, and we had jeets running for local seats.A lot of people are tired of jeets. If it wasn't for local "law enforcement" jeets would be run out of at least a few areas. I think if jeets start dumping those hindu statues into the very few bodies of water here, pd will look the other way while locals deal with jeet bullshit.
>>538151745This. And it's because your food is absolute garbage that even dogs would dismiss.
>>538162048good seeing bro! keep up the great work! you saw the fuck out of it! we're impressed! that means you did good!
Jeets are really astounding when you think about the fact that even a monkey is smart enough to have a survival instinct strong enough not to throw oneself infront of a trainMonkeys are smarter than jeets
Juts prepare all your food by yourself at home.And never, I repeat never use a public toilet, and every single time you come home from outside make sure the first thing you do is washing hands with soap
That's the most American parasite in exsistence, we should give it citizenship immediatly
It'll turn out to be sexually transmitted and only affect gays, plus the adopted children and dogs of gays. When that info comes out, you'll never hear of this parasite again.
>>538162579It was great seeing it. Too bad it never comes back.
>>538151402Praise the LORD, he gave us Designated™ Shitting™™ Aisles™™™ .
>>538163435Sorry, bub. That offer's only for its offspring.
>>538152040Theoretically symbiotic relationships would be beneficial, yes. The closest comparison we have is gut bacteria, which is very beneficial provided it is the right species of bacteria. Nearly everything else is simply parasitic to humans, the vast majority of examples of symbiosis only apply to insects and algae and such. >>538152400As seen in this anon's post, these people implanted parasites. If they had actually found symbiotes this might have been useful. But they didn't. It's almost a non-sequitur in the discussion of theoretical symbiosis because it isn't an example of symbiosis.
