Anonymous (ID: Vr6sqUuJ)
07/01/26(Wed)10:59:48 No.538163329

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Anonymous (ID: Vr6sqUuJ) 07/01/26(Wed)10:59:48 No.538163329

>after 15 months of monk mode, you finally talk to a woman, at a cafe you regularly attend, just like Claude advised you
>"Umm, WHY did you start talking to me?! Do I even know you? Is this a YouTube prank or something? *holds up her phone and takes a picture of you and the snap sound is extremely loud* This one's going on my LinkedIn Overcoming Adversity by Rejecting Creeps Pinterest board!"
>You open your mouth to say something but she interrupts
>"Ohmigod, Tessica, Vaporeon, come quick, this ugly creep is trying to talk to me like those Andrew Tate TikTok videos!! Awww, he think's he's a big Alpha Chad for trying to scare girls into sex slavery!!"
>they burst out laughing and take multiple videos and pictures of you within ten seconds, to better train the AI
>her other friend has already asked the cashier for a "Squidgy Marshmallow Latte" (code for "call the police, a rape is ongoing")
>your trial is televised and the barrister's questioning of you becomes an international meme that culminates in a new form of brain rot and an indie horror movie adaptation that grosses $600 million worldwide
>a new "pathetic beta incel" emoji is made, used widely, then its meaning forgotten about 20 years later, culminating in its use as a symbol of kidney stones and a supporting part in The Emoji VR Game (2043)
>you aren't sent to jail but your likeness is put into all AI threat scanning technology and a small set of numbers buried within every AI weight bars you from all employment and banking for the rest of your life