they started selling that pisswater several months ago in every german supermarket. They even do ads now with Klopp that german-british trainer legend. Guess what? nobody is paying 1.29€ for a 0.33% american pissbeer. We have enough beer on our own and you can get hammered for 2€ if you buy a sixer 0.5 litres 5%alc. Walmart also failed.We dont need your beer or supermarkets or cars. We are number 1 when it comes to this.also "Anheuser-Busch" sounds very jewish if you ask me
>>538166309For me its Weihenstephaner
>>538166309do you not want to drink the official beer of the NFL?
For me, it's Hacker-Pschorr Münchner Gold and a rollmops
Republicans refuse to ban h1b visas or lower immigration even though they control all branches of government.
>>538166309I like a good refreshing seltzer. What's wrong with Deutschland?
>>538166736No one cares anymore, faggot.
>>538166818The GOP shill cries
>>538166309does it pass German purity laws, what does it taste like, USA Budweiser is very boring and nearly tasteless.
>>538166736based bot
the real budwieser is called czechvar for some reason here.i went to the town of budjevice; lovely place. czechs are pretty based but the younger crowd seems to be becoming infected with globohomo mind virus. sucks, in 2018 last i visited there were more confederate flags than i have ever seen in my life scattered about and im from the state of georgia
>>538166309Can't compete with Warsteiner
>>538166309Nobody drinks that Here in America anyway unless they're completely retarded
>>538166309>0.33%wtf
>>538167429ITS PISSWASSER THE WORLD OVERBUD LIGHT MIGHT WORK ON THE YUROGAYS THOUGH GIVE THAT A TRY
>>538166997I'm not even shilling for the GOP. kek. I'm just stating that facts.>politician makes promises>voter base projects unrealistic hopes on those promises>politician does a half-assed delivery on those promises>voter base slightly demoralized but recognizes that politician is the best shot they have>no one cares anymore about the wild fantasy slate of promises and voters learn to be pragmaticIt happens all the time. No one is going to start voting Democrat just because trump didn't shut down all immigration. Same shit happens on the Democrat side all the time, except establishment Democrats know that they can get away with shitting on their activist base way more than Republican leadership can.
>>538166818Would
>>538166309I'm not sure why they thought it would work. Especially in Germany. We already have dozens of brands for every type of beer you could ask for. Especially when they are just selling their diluted piss that's politically poisoned thanks to their retarded marketing department.There was no gap in the market for them.
>>538166309>bierpartnerthat's a fucking word in German???
>>538167429>unless they're completely retarded
>>538167681This is a lie btw
>>538166309You might be a little surprised at who owns most of your beer companies
regular bud is 5%. The majority of non light beers are 5%. Then you have the "ICE" label (such as bud ice, natty ice) which are 8% and 7.99 for a 15 pack of 12 oz cans. thats what i drink. t. alcoholic.
>>538166405Here you go, Shlomo.
>>538166309It is the official Wacken beer this year
>>538167817Nope. It's called a pragmatic analysis.
>>538167808canada has no history, no culture, no economy, nothing, canadians are full of the low iq refuse of europe that couldn't make it in the usa. you are an irrelevant gas station that despite having every advantage, you can't make a real economy. canadians really suck
>>538167764does it even qualify as beer in germany, don't you have strict requirements like just 3 ingredients etc?
>>538166309Calm down abdul, AB hasnt been an American company in a while
>>538167951Nope. I'm 100% voting Democrat at midterms.
>>538166818yeah it's only the only reason I voted for them in the first place dumbass
>>538166309It's disgusting beer. I'm not going to drink that garbage. Therefore, other countries need to drink it instead.
>>538167764If I buy beer I exclusively buy european, mostly german. American beer just tastes so bad
>>538166309that's like when dominos tried to sell pizza in Italy
I only drink locally brewed beer by a brewer that is drunk 24/7 on his own stuff. I’m not talking about hipster craft beer shit but about a brewery that existed longer than the US and they probably still use the same barrels
>>538166818Would plap her smelly soi sauce pussy
>>538166556Travis Kelce is a fucking retard bitchass, and if you disagree you polish cocks with your throat.
>>538166309Walmart was 100% driven out by protectionist bullshit. If REAL can make it so should Walmart. You faggots won't let American companies thrive. Same reason you make Harley Davidson bikes cost 4x as much as they should so Germans buy gay BMW bikes.
>>538166309I wouldnt even drink that shit for free. Like whats the fucking point? Considering we got budweiser thats actually good.
>>538168025Yuengling is the only decent widely distributed American lager. Light beer is just water, and only then, only three or four breweries make light beer than doesn't taste like shit.
>>538167963spot on this place is a trainwreck gangbanging a dumpster fire on the deck of the titanic, please annex us so we can at least have real free speech laws.
>>538167756You sir, are based af.
For me it's Scheyern Kloster Gold
>>538168007Go right on ahead and do that. I don't care. The shitty political pendulum swings back and forth all the time, but nothing significant ever really changes. Only midwits take this shit seriously
>>538168755You caved pretty fast.
>>538167139Its 1000 times better than american bud
>>538166769>jewish youtube channelKill yourself.
>>538168010I cared about gun rights and medical freedom. I never thought that he was serious about immigration because of GDP. Any real decrease in immigration would tank GDP, force the economy into deflation, and harm the profit margins of important businesses. Besides, we are impirting infinity jeets as part of our geopolitical strategy to contain China via the IMEC, which is something that Obama actually started with his pivot to China. Anyway, as the chud meme goes, nothing ever happens. Except, much of the same shit you thought you were voting against continues, no matter which character and no matter which political party you vote for
>>538168953Oh and the Czechs claim US Budweiser stole thier recipie and fuckef it up. Pasturizing ruins beer too.
>>538168755>cavedWhat do you mean? Almost everything you think that you're voting against by voting Democrat will continue under the Democrats, including the seemingly schizophrenic policy on migration. Like I said, I don't care. But you have fun caring. Or don't. Whatever
>>538168715For me it's this
>>538169203Based Schlenkerla appreciator
>>538168881No caving. Just a simple admission of the pragmatic facts. No matter who you vote for, nothing really changes. Donald Trump has done more to integrate the US into an EU style North American Union than any other US president has. That's the real underlying policy initiative that everyone is overlooking, but which actually explains a lot of his seemingly odd antics (buying Greenland, annexing Canada, annexing, Venezuela, taking control of the Panama Canal, regime change in Cuba, etc) and policies on migration. He is creating the North American technate. Only he can get away with it to this extent. If a Democrat president announced the creation of an overt North American Union, there'd be a bipartisan revolution by morning. If donalf trump does it, half the country is cheering on the Donroe Doctrine
>>538169008I feel bad for the brainlets who are so paranoid that they see Jews underneath their beds
>>538166769The German is correct. You must have a collection of different beer glasses to enjoy each beer correctly. You are not allowed to enjoy a beer incorrectly. If you do, you will be corrected.
>>538166405Their hefeweizen tastes like olives
>>538168022People who say Bud is disgusting turn around and order a Stella Artois and pay twice as much for the same thing.
>>538168470They call it Czechvar here and it's...beer. Meh.
>>538169203I went there in May. I didn't realize that it was Vatertag. It was packed af. But I got my goodness right when they opened. Later I had to wait in a long line. Right out of the barrel, which you can't get here.
>>538171009Correct deez nuts
>>538171139It might be the oldest, but it's not the best. Ayinger, Erdinger, and Franziskaner are superior.
>>538171009That's a very German attitude to have. If I drink beer, I just drink from whatever mug I have avaialble
>>538168673>>538167681>>538166818finally i can post it
>>538166818Lol you can't tell if a fat chink is male or female xD
>>538171619Based oriental architect
>>538171893Okay.
>>538172021wtf is that thing with the microphone?
>>538166309Never did like bush products So I really don’t care It’s not even an American company anymore lol
>>538172134That's called a man.
Makes sense. In Germany, it's illegal to eat anything besides salty sausages and pretzels, and beers have to be very weak so people can drink gallons of it and make a mess, pissing a lot. Germany requires beer that leads to massive urine generation for reasons you already know.
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>>538166309>your beerThey’re Belgian-owned
>>538166309Budweiser is totally garbage now. Some foreign niggers took it over. Tastes like rice or some other cheap shit ingredient. The gay faglord was the least of their problems
>>538167019Tastes like fake ingredients. Absolutely no way in hell it could pass German purity laws. No fucking way
>>538166309most people dont drink budweiser, dude. thank you for not buying it.budweiser owns stella artois though btw, so if you drink that, you’re still drinking budweiser-owned beer.
>>538168283Real didn't make it either, at least where I live
>>538166309Failed the Netherlands too none buys them unless is heavily discounted alcoholics buy them
>>538166309the most prominent and clearest failure of ordo-liberalism to date, to let this piss enter our country
>>538166309Zoomers just don't drink
>>538167850Literally got a Natty Daddy 8% in my lap right now.We’re gonna make it, alky bros.
>>538166309They destroyed their brand and deserve it for spitting in American families faces. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Ill never buy Busweiser again. If I want to buy a fiant case of cheap beer ill buy Coors or Natty Ice.
>>538173237Keystone is the pinnacle of low end
>>538172757>Germany requires beer that leads to massive urine generation for reasons you already knowWhat are those reasons? Can you remind me, anon?
>>538172819Why would James Bond smile at such a thing?
>>538167429Lost of Midwestern retards can confirm they enjoy piss water.
>>538166309Your choice of beer doesn't make you a better person. You're still a loser with an addiction problem, regardless of what choice of poison you pick.
A 6 pack of beer here is around $20 from the official government "Beer Store" or "Liquor Control Board of Ontario".
>>538166309Drank this shit in high school and it was pretty good now I'm a well adjusted heterosexual male who pretty much only drinks white claws since they are least cals for 5% and refreshing
>>538171009ZERE VILL BE ORDNUNG!
>>538166309>Anheuser pisswaserStella, Jupiler, Westmalle, Duvel, Chouf, West Vleteren, Cara, ... Is where it happens, never with that austist german pisswaser.
isnt the only appeal of this shit being watery for when its hot and you can drink a ton of it? it doesnt get nearly as hot in germany than the states so its irrelevant, plus thye have a trillion better local options. I dont see what they thought would happen trying to compete there
>>538168560genuinely, why is this? beer is not that complicated, so why cant americans make it?even some of the supposedly amazing craft breweries in my area that try to replicate a german lager just seem to miss the mark. it will either taste slightly harsher, or overhopped, or you can taste the alcohol.
>>538174746Your Asahi and Sapporo is fake dogshit unless it was canned in Japan.
>>538172757>for reasons you already knowno, I don’t actually. please explain.
for me it's gugenschnitzenblompfpisserwasser
>>538175058After prohibition most breweries changed their recipes because the populations taste had changed to stuff that tastes worse boss.
>>538175596Personally, i prefer the Wiedergutmachungsschnitzel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoTuSvfGIG8
>>538175070Yeah yeah everything is fake and only you grt the good stuff , too bad ur retarded and gay
>>538166309Yea you couldnt pay me to drink that shit, its not real beer, none of the mass produced shit is.
>>538171458As it should be, just make sure you have all the correct glasses/Muggs available ;)
>>538174512You got to be shitting meI loved Moosehead growing up.The new Molsen is not the same beer as it was in the 80s though, drank that too.
>>538166309>they started selling that pisswater several months ago in every german supermarketinteresting I thought they already sold bud everywhere for decades. >nobody is paying 1.29€ for a 0.33% american pissbeerin the US regular Budwieser is 5% maybe they made a watered down version for the EU ?
>>538166309When I drink beer, I usually go for mexican beer like Modelo because it was made by Germans/Austrians and it's corn based. It's very refreshing in the heat. I don't drink much beer. There is better german beer though like Pabst. German beer that you would like from America though you probably want some of the more regional beers. I'm not aware of any Jews in the brewing industry from 19th century immigrants.
>>538176402Maybe some fruity bitch drinks are more your speed
>>538168673>5'7">180 pounds>not a fatassDOUBT
>>538169203Fucking great, I came here to post this! I didn't even know it was that popular. I miss a good old Schlenkerla, I didn't have one since April.
>>538166309It’s made by InBev, it’s Dutch piss beer.
Anyone know the best Czech beer?
>>538166309For me it's:- Franziskaner Kristalklar- every single Rauchbier
>>538166309>We have enough beer on our own and you can get hammered for 2€ if you buy a sixer 0.5 litres 5%alc.coming to germany
>>538166309I don’t drink because I’ll get more fatter. Also I don’t want bitch tits.
>>538180036
>>538180601Well, you don't drink all the fucking time like a moron. You drink something nice from time to time. I buy a nice Whisky and I will drink it within 10 days or so, then I won't drink for a while. Then I'll buy a nice bottle of red wine and drink it in two days, then I don't drink for a week or two. Then I'll do my hundred day break, and I'll celebrate the end of it by drinking a couple of Schlenkerla or some nice Trappist beers or something along those lines. After that I will drink some beer here and there at the beach bars while I'm here and so on. It's retarded to make a daily habit out of it. It's best to not drink all the time and drink something nice once you do. But if you have problems and can't control yourself, completely quitting is a very based and respectable choice.
>>538174512You can get 6 (shitty) beers for $5 or less here. Even decent beers are still less than $2-4 per drink.
>>538180883Anything from Sierra Nevada is good. I can virtually drink as many as I want and never get a hangover. Anhieser Busch on the other hand only takes two for me to feel it the next day if not immediately afterwards.
>>538166309Real german here,bought it to test it.It is a normal beer.The price is a bit higher. (Let's call it premium segment.)It's connected to this event the worldcup ... Enligthen me what is the reason for a lot of the things in your post !?For me you are either someone from India oryou have a different motive to write this (and different flag).(TL DR for you: post with your own flag.)You are not into beer but you have to shit on this one, aha.
>>538167764it is just some marketing "event". "here drink this beer from one of the countries where the world cup takes place." ...seriously you don't know who Anheuser-Busch is.
>>538166309Budweiser is 5.0% in germany
>>538166769Glasses and beverages correspond for good reasons. Whether it's beer, wine, liquors, coffee etc. If you're an uncultured swine, please don't be smug and proud about it.
>>538166309by the way for the worldcup they have this rather odd bottle (I guess marketing argues it is attractive?) and a relatively shiny label. (because you posted cans(?).)
This shit is always very embarrassing.
>>538186375why?
>>538168953so god damn true. best beer i had was on the tour at their factory>34 degree beer>in old school stein glass>unpasteurized straight out of the tankit felt like a whole new life drinking that beer. i can still remember it; seriously makes me want to cry
>>538169085>pasteurizing ruins beeri didnt know this was a thing until i went to europe
>>538171009Ordnung muss sein!
