A Woke Right Panican Fed Blackpiller was teaching a class on Adolf Hitler, a known socialist. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Hitler and accept that he was the most based and redpilled being the world has ever known, even more based than Cheeto Mangolini!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Christpilled Plan Truster Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the biblical continuity of the ancient Hebrews to the modern nation-state of Israel and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a gallon of oil. "How much is this oil?" The arrogant chud smirked quite paganly and smugly replied "about $4.5 dollars, you stupid kikeslave." "Wrong. Every gallon of oil that doesn't fund the Islamofascist Iranian Rogue State Sponsor of Terrorism... is priceless." The incel chud was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Turner Diaries. He stormed out of the room leaking from his clitty. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Chudrick Westfalen, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and found a wholesome tradwifejak at a rural Midwestern gas station. He wished so much that he could afford a gun to shoot himself, but he had spent his last $28 on DoorDashed Panda Express. The same Panda Express that pays a 100k starting salary he felt he was too good to work at. The students applauded and all disavowed low-IQ antisemitism that day. An eagle named "Multiracial Working Class Populism" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk, and Curtis Yarvin himself showed up and crowned Peter Thiel King of the New American Technarchy. The panican lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He trooned out and jumped off a bridge.
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