>>538176572Someone post all the SMASHED and SLAMMED pit bull memes
>>538176572>tfw pitbull from the streets>seen some shit>the masters have left food for you>YOO HE CUTE! (The masters are throwing cheesepuffs at you) >tfw made it. >the masters love you and let you into their home>you shall defend them with your life. >only one issue>BEEP >the beep is in close proximity, it's in the next room over, >"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!" >you are at the location of the beep ready to do battle, but the beeper has fled. Clearly scared of you.>this is wrong, you have known loud noises are deadly, and the beep, inhuman and mechanical, should be able to kill you. >if the beep is anything like any other loud noise you know, it just tried to kill. You should keep barking so it stays away. >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK>"YOO HE BARKIN! YOOOO SHUT UP" *SMACK*>in a blind paranoid rage you turn and bite, you didn't live on the streets without having a quick reaction time. >"YO HE PLAYIN! DAMN HE NASTY!" >you realize these are the masters, you have a good time ripping up a pillow playing tug with the masters. >BEEP! >the beep is right on top of you, perhaps it narrowly passes over you. You have never been one to understand machinery but you do know that loud noises are not to be trifled with. >you know of guns, cars, the beep probably comes from a truck, they beep. Maybe this is a truck bullet. Must be a big bullet. >the door is open, and there is a vehicle outside>you sprint outside, the urgency of the situation only allowing you a low half bark >RUFF!>you accelerate cross the street at over 30 mph directly towards the nearest truck a block away. >some garbage man is picking up garbage, >without barking, you learned not to waste time barking on the streets, you leap>Your impact is nearly 40 mph.
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>>538176572Not a fan of pitbulls… but I honor their American citizenship. They are definitely more American than illegal aliens
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>>538179106>bonegirthsmashed micro alien crimebossmaxxing heisenbergis this where Clav learned to speak?
>>538179106breeding monstrosities like this into existence is one of the ultimate forms of cruelty
This one is pretty funny, and it gets spammed quite often.>wrong translations>casaries - blondopp, Gloss. p. 85, a,I.a dark (acc. to Rom. taste, beautiful) head of hair, the hair (mostly poet.; only sing.). https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.04.0059:entry=caesarieshttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/caesaries>subflavum - blondyellowish, somewhat yellow(of hair) brown, slightly blond[1]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sufflavus#LatinLet's check the sources>Suetonius, PlinyOk but where? Not difficult to find in Suetonius (De Vita Caesarum), but impossible in Pliny; which one btw, Pliny the Elder or Pliny the Young?>Sieglin, Malalas, DayFucking who? An fucking where?Are those citations completely made up? Who knows.
>>538179530Literally Australians
>>538179106poor dogimagine being inbred and being raised by niggers
