>This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen! This is a song that warns you in advance that next year everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years. The name of this song is (pardon me), "Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead"basically don't buy stupid shit you guys
>>538187702Nice nose pal.
>>538187763Zappa was not jewish.
>Politics is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex
>>538187702>T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,>Poster rolls with matching tacks>Yes, a special beer for sports>(and paper cups that hold two quarts)Has anything really changed in the last 50-years of faddy national hoopla?That Arch of Trumph™ is something truly special, for sure.
>>538187702He was there calling the velvet underground and the beatles gay
>>538187839What about his kids?
>>538191287zappa was turk/greek zappas wife is apparently german
>>538187763Zappa was attacked by the ADL.>Relix: Are you suing the Anti-Defamation League for their protest to the FCC over "Jewish Princess," the song you wrote which they consider anti-Semitic?>Zappa: There's no suit. The ADL is a noisemaking organization that tries to apply pressure on people in order to manufacture a stereotype image of Jews that suits their idea of a good time. They go around claiming that other people are saying things that produce stereotype images of Jews. What they're really about is manufacturing a freeze-dried, totally perfect image of a Jew. It's an organization paid for by Jewish people. Their job is to make sure that everybody who is not a Jew will always perceive Jews in just this one special, perfect way. This is wrong. It's as wrong as your assuming that all musicians are the same. There's all different kinds of Jews, too.>Relix: Did you have your lawyer call them for an apology?>Zappa: I told them, yeah. I called them up and demanded an apology. I knew I wasn't going to get it, but I'm not going to take any bull from them. I don't believe in anybody who tries to control PR that way. I think it's as dangerous as the things the Nazis did and just as fake.>Relix: Do you expect a similar uproar with your forthcoming song about oral sex, "Catholic Girls?">Zappa: No, but I didn't expect one with "Jewish Princess" either. You see, when you have an organization like that, their first duty is to prove to themselves that they need to exist. If it hadn't been me, it would have been somebody else they would have been talking about in the newspapers. I just came along and was their meat for that month.https://www.afka.net/Articles/1979-11_Relix.htmhttps://youtu.be/BJd6zcLnuBsAlso, Scott Stedeford from Day of the Sword was apparently a big fan.
>>538187702She had a snake for a pet and an amulet. She was breeding an anon but wasn`t done yet.............
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (wee-ohh)A horny little Jewish PrincessWith a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (phh)Lonely insideWell, she can swallow my prideI need a hairy little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes (wee-ohh)I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (shh)With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cumsI don't want no trollI just want a Yemenite holeI want a darling little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (wee-ohh)A vicious little Jewish PrincessTo specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'All up insideI just want a Princess to rideAwright, back to the top, everybody twistI want a funky little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumperA brazen little Jewish Princess (hey-oh)With Titanic tits, and sand-blasted zitsShe can even be poorSo long as she does it with four on the floor(Vapor-lock)I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (la-la-la)With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blistersA fragile little Jewish PrincessWith Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' liesFor two or three nightsWon't someone send me a Princess who bitesWon't someone send me a Princess who bitesWon't someone send me a Princess who bitesWon't someone send me a Princess who bites
