DING DONG!!! THE TURTLE IS DEAD!!!DING DONG!!! THE TURTLE IS DEAD!!!!!
>>538188273What ever happened to all that cocaine they found on his yacht?
>>538188273A full life of service.
Sad day for jews and Chinese spies
>>538188368it wasn't cocaine it was metamucil
>>538188273That doesn't say he's dead, but preemptive S anyway. I hope death beats him like a red headed step child.
>>538188273I hope he enjoys hell.
>>538188273Wait, Mitch McConnell is still an acting senator?
>>538188273So into the ex RBG freezer he goes.
Another boomercon goyslave burning in hell and/or reincarnated as a deformed dalit pajeet in india. Which is just redundant.
What a fucking nigger
Massie should have primaried him a long time ago.
>>538188273there's a bunch of old fuckers in congress who need the boot
He will be in hell soon and him and John mcain will be 69ing for eternity
>>538188368They drug tested it and it was actually powdered cum
why do the left and right hate him so much?
>>538188273Now for Lindsey Graham. They die in 3s.
Good
>>538188391To the Jews.
>>538188273It has to be an assassination
>>538188773all jews and jew servants respawn in india.
>>538188273More bad data gone.Rupert, you're next buddy!
>>538188273So many heath attacks recently, it's more credible than suicide with 2 bullets in the back.
>>538188979ahh yes i can cope so well when i imagine the enemies will be punished after they can live their patasitic life until they die from old age, prolonged by that very parasitism they leech of from everyone less fortune and the fellow free minded individuals, thanks anon now i can sleep knowing that even if nobody does anything to stop the suffering they cause during our lifetimes, they finally will be punished in the afterlife. thanks.now please excus eme while i donate to a random institutionalised grifter megacult
>>538188723Yup, three years after he had that dementia freeze that was caught on camera. You can’t hate the people who control this nation enough. https://youtu.be/HWnC8LMy2IA
Mitch passed the 2018 hemp farm actIf....if I am right about my theories and discoveries.....then this entire world owes that Turtle Coke motherfucker a huge debt of gratitude.I am still alive, trying to get through from day to day because of him. Thank you Senator McConnell. Thank you Mitch. You did more for me than probably any other politician during my entire lifetime. It helped me more than I can ever express. God speed.
>>538188273Is his ccp plant wife overcome with grief?
And an eternity of hell awaits… grim..
Damn! That is old news! He was found unconscious last month?! So what is the story today? is he a vegetable on life support? come on
>>538189769>Damn! That is old news! He was found unconscious last month?! So what is the story today?Do they have a clone of him now like they did Feinstein and Biden? There were several Biden clones used, they didn't last too long.
I hope Thom Thillis is next.On second thought, death is too good for him. He's more deserving of torture. After being hooked up to the best life-preserving technology available, of course. As long as there are still nerves responding to pain stimuli...
>>538188273What does the Senate look like now,m
>>538188273If he's on his back don't flip him.
Just fucking get rid of these fossils
>>538189835haha, yeah huh?!
>knows he's unhealthy and living on borrowed time>still refuses to give up his seatLove the hubris of these coffin dodgers; hope his seat is handed off to a democrat after he croaks.
His Corporate SCOTUS will be his lasting gift and legacy to all of us.And keeping Trump out of Prison so he could eventually gut the entire structure of the bureaucracy of corporate oversight and replace it with clowns.
oooooh the flames are starting to lap at your feet there? =)
>>538190433Mao did nothing wrong.
>>538188368He snorted it.
>>538188273Is incredibly how disgraceful the United States has become this fucking gerintrocats are being allowed to die on their thrones like some fucking accent and decaying kingdom of sorts
>>538188273>last monththanks for the hot news beavis
>>538191208It's one of the few jobs in the country that allows you to legally insider trade. They are all securing funds for their families while they can, and they will all need to suffer punishment
>>538188273THANK YOU BASED TRUMP!MAGA!
>>538188273Your country is paying billions to keep these mummies alive. They will all live to be nearly 100.
>>538188917rolling,,,
KY gov going to replace him with a dem, right? or at the very least a never trumper rino.
>>538188273more than any other individual, working with his ChiCom wife, The Turtle has done more to ship American jobs to China than anyone else.Always working slow and steady, in the background, across a 1/2 dozen POTUS admins, inserting little "pro-business" clauses in Bills they enable sending jobs to China.OK, I guess he did keep the Jew Garland off SCOTUS, but as we see it didn't matter because the replacement is also shit. Oh, actually Gorsuch voted against Anchor Babies, but it still didn't matter because Brett and ACB sucked.
So why do we not have a new senator in his place? Is this not illegal, hiding that he is dead? What is up with this fuck ass country becoming all secretive even more now. Fucking bullshit. Literally need to raze the place.
>>538188457>I hope death beats him like a red headed step child.Kek that's really good. Stealing that one.
>>538189489He didn't just have one, he had several lmao.
Bloodly plastic straws got him!
Sounds like they don't have his vote for the Senate
>>538190999He's legit the holden bloodfeast meme. Also checked, wtf why does nobody check shit anymore? Cunts!
>>538188273I hope they parade his vacant corpse around the Capitol a few more times before the end, the humiliation is worth his suffering
>>538188273Would it not be awesome if the governor of Kentucky were to appoint Massie? That's my dream scenario.
>>538188273he'll be kept alive until the mid-terms, the Governor would replace him with a Democrat otherwise.>bernie's.jpg
>>538191851>Is this not illegal, hiding that he is dead?Kek didn't they legit hide Feinstein being an actual corpse for a while?
>>538188273I voted for this
>>538188273Oh no...that..is...terrible
Age limits for politicians now
>>538190433TRIAL BY STONE should be included via amendment into the Constitution. All politicians should be fit enough to wack a big stone with a big sword real hard to the satisfaction of the public.
>>538192095The kvetching will be heard across the Atlantic, that'll never happen
>>538188273LOOK AT HER FUCKING HANDS. They load them up on chimp hormones at the hospital to try to cause them to 'roid rage themselves back from the dead. Sometimes it works, but the bones in their hands change and go all chimpy. If he comes back from the hospital, look for his hands. When you see that chimpy shit you'll know I'm not joking and your world just got weirder.
>>538188273Just in time to miss the gallows.
>>538188273EPIC!!!!!!
So what, he's still alive? Terrible news.
>>538188273...and he still voted with democrats each time a vote was brought to the floor. Interesting...
Am I not turtlie enough for the turtle club?
>>538188273Mitch has suffered a lot. Man, what a pointless existence we all live.