Muzzies moving in next door. What would you guys do?
Time to make bacon jerkies in your backyard
>>538195141Start regaling them of the tales of El Cid and the reconquista.
>>538195141Say hi and welcome like a normal person..
>>538195141>What would you guys do?invite them over for dinner.best way to make sure a new neighbor is a good neighbor is to break bread with them.
>>538195237LOL
Alhamdulillah
>>538195141ayyyooo sup neighbor we jus move innow gibme yo wallet
>>538195141Put up a sign indicating that suicide bombings are expressly prohibited by law.
Oh, and tell them where all the jews in the neighborhood live.
>>538195141Buy some pigs.
>>538195141i now eat and cook more bacon than anyone in the country and adopt some cute lil oinky oinks for the yard
>>538195141Me personally, I'd be glad.What were you looking for, tips to passively aggressively fuck with them without being legally charged with being racist?Can you be an extrovert?
>>538195141I hope you get brutally raped in your asshole. I'm talking ripped, torn, stitches, and filled with cum.
>>538195141Knock on the door and introduce yourself
>>538195141pigs loooooove tender muslim babies. makes the pigs fat and good bacon.
>>538195431>>538195449>>538195257least brown thread on /pol/
>>538195141I'd be thankful they aren't jeets or Albanians.
>>538195141Really depends on the Muslim. Are they homo erectus niggers that are Muslim to trigger whitey?Are they pakis?Are they leventine?Are they Somali?
>>538195539>they aren't jeets or Albanians.Same backgrounds.Same shitholes.Same pictures.
>>538195563Yeah this, any muslim is of course an issue, but there are absolutely muslims who are a bigger issue than others.
>>538195184They looked at pig as dirty. They look at you eating pig is the same as you looking at Indian eating shit, literally.
>>538195563>Really depends on the Muslim.>Are they homo erectus niggers that are Muslim to trigger whitey?>Are they pakis?>Are they leventine?>Are they Somali?>>538195592>Yeah this, any muslim is of course an issue, but there are absolutely muslims who are a bigger issueJust ask "Are they WHITE?" it's cleaner and quicker.NonWhites of any religion are subhumans.
>>538195563Brown is brown, I guess they look paki
>>538195431>Muslim is fine with Muslims moving inMuch shock was had
I had some muzzies living above me during college for a year. They would regularly throw trash directly out their balcony. They would stay up late watching soccer games from their country, screaming at goals and jumping up and down.When they moved out I had to direct an internet installation guy into their unit to fix something in my unit so I saw the inside of their apartment. The living room ceiling was stained with smoke. The carpet had a giant burn mark, presumably from knocking over a hookah. The kitchen counter had multiple burns in the linoleum from setting hot pans directly on the surface.But don't worry, Mr. Schlomo the landlord made sure to raise my rent to pay for all of the damages.
>>538195611>towelheads have retarded opinionsand?
>>538195633Then they will not challenge you physically but they will fuck your kids or wife if they ever get the chance
>>538195237Kek
>>538195141I had muslim neighbours, the mom was great and kept cooking food for me when my mom was dying of cancer. she kept on telling me she was praying for me and wished she could give me a hug but she can't touch men...they were more "moderate" muslim though, no outfits, dressed normal, never heard them praying or shit, 2 sons who were western acting and a hot as daughter I fucked a few times when she'd be home from college. doubt I'd get those free meals or prayers if mom knew. no dad to be seen though.
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>>538195141if they decide to play a call to prayer that you can hear, you are obligated to drown out their entire pray time with Christian hymns.
>>538196024There was a guy who was always smoking weed and drinking beer at this little cafe/bar/music venue down the street and one day I remember talking about food with him telling him he my favorite food was bacon and he said he never tried it and I was like dude you haven't lived until you've had bacon and he's like "I can't I'm Muslim" and I'm like bro you drink like a case of beer a day and he says "I may be an alcoholic but I'm still Muslim" or something like that lol
>>538195633Still install a good outdoor sound system. Christian hymns any time you hear a call to prayer. And classical music if they are just being to load.
>>538195141If they’re Shia give them a painting of Maryam
>>538195363And this
>>538195363They would already know where their allies are located. Who do you think moved them into the neighborhood?>>538195440Like what happened with Mohammad and the men of Zutt?
>>538195141You betta hide yo' wife. Hide yo' kids. Y'all betta hide yo' husband too.
>>538195261This. But make a juicy pork roast main course and bacon and mushroom croquets appetizers.
>>538195141Modify pic related as appropriate
>>538199281Oh, and get a large dog or two, as pets and to guard your property and family.They fear dogs even more than blacks fear dogs.
>>538195141why are right wing memes so lame? like oh yeah this blonde whore said your culture sucks. Who gives a shit? Then remember when you pushed the my jeans are the best jeans and worshiped some hollywood bitch that had multiple makeout / sex scenes with black men lmao.
>>538195141>What would you guys do?Post a big faggot flag outside. Claim you've converted to Islam too. Start making provocative statements about how Muhammad was queer because he got zutted out in the desert. Incite a hate crime against you by the Muslims or just start faking them like a rabbi would. The authorities must now protect you because you're a higher tier of minority being both a muslim and a faggot. File for a restraining order against them and they'll be forced to move. Then you take down the faggot flag.
>leaf flag>ai slopjeet detected
>>538199706No, my family is one half Slovenian and the other half German. Im a Prairie Mutt
>>538195141go tell them how you feel instead of posting like a little bitch on an anime board pussy
>>538195141Introduce them to the glory And mercy of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>>538195141learn to use toilet
>>538195611>Germans and comedyThanks for the hot take Hans
>>538195141Tell them you’re Hindu (it wouldn’t be a lie either)
>>538195141>I denounce the Talmud >Mohammed was a faggot>cow is not motherYou can just go home and not worry about it davika
>>538195611Thanks for clarifying that, Ahmed from Frankfurt.
>>538200375>with a sword through the entrailshang about king phillip is back
>>538195141Get a pig carcass, head or a butchered piglet, just make sure that it can be identified as a pig and place it in front of their door. Just make sure that you aren't seen.
>>538195400/bread
>>538195141It is a dilemma, however there are solutions
>>538201285Why do they have to make them angry? They are already angry enough. Why go to the island of angry white people?
>>538201505Attracted by the free house, benefits
>>538200588but frankfurt is in germany how could he be indian
>>538195141I love how people post this bitch saying that leaving out how she cried and begged for forgiveness immediately after her masters told her she fucked up.She's not your ally, she's a jew's fleshlight.
