I hate King David. King David murdered a man. He fucking murdered him! He murdered Uriah the Hittite! He also stole his woman too to add insult to injury! King David should have been arrested by the police, booked in the county jail, and sentenced to capital punishment by a court of LAW! What did Yahweh God do for him instead? Fucking forgave him and let him continue to live his life in royal luxury. WHAT THE FUCK! KING DAVID IS A FUCKING MURDERER! HE IS A CRIMINAL FUCKING PRISON BIRD DIRT BAG! HE SHOULD HAVE DONE 20 TO LIFE IN STATE PRISON NIGGA! David should have been drinking prison toilet fomented pruno, eating shitty jail house hotdogs, and dropping the fucking soap in the prison showers. Maybe if King David joined a prison gang he could be protected by his gang but he'd likely at least get shanked in his prison cell at some point.
King David wasn't real. Jews were just "we wuzzing" as Egyptians. But I do like the part where he stole a bunch of foreskins
Imagine caring about jewish mythology...
>>538201267To me, the most demented part of the story is that the punishment amounts to human sacrifice.God doesn't kill David, He kills David's son born to Bathsheeba. And then the price is paid.
>>538203509so you agree with the Bible?Titus 1:14>Do not give heed to Jewish fables and commandments of men that turn from the truth.
>>538201267He stole his wife first, which is why he got him killed.
>>538203625>human sacrifice
