>”we need more money to launder in Ukraine”>”whatever just don’t call it a tariff and tell goyim it’s for their safety”
Surely this will end the trade deficit with China
>>538206398>meanwhile we started importing food from south america>the first batch was just thrown out because it was contaminatedthe EU needs to be destroyed
>>538206530I wouldn't destroy it because it has massive potential to be great. All we really need to do is kill off all the incompetent and traitorous politicians. If there were people who actually cared for their countries the eu would be heaven on earth.
>>538207207That would require a separation of ideology and state, that willl NEVER happen
Murder all EU bureaucrats. Peel their skin off while they're alive, dip them in salt and then drag their body through the cities of Europe. The tie them to a giant rod of copper and set it on fire.
>>538206530>>538207711Just murder all European politicians. Including Russia. Go Bolshevik on their ass. Then expel every Jew. We’d literally live in utopia with modern technology.
>>538206530>first batch was just thrown out because it was contaminatedI don't see a problem here. Seems like quality control is working as intended.
>>538207891No, simply murdering them won't do. They have to suffer before they die. Tie their limbs to horses and make them each run in opposite directions. Boil them alive. Break their bones. Cut them with chainsaws vertically. Mince their bodies and feed it to their children and then expel the children to Africa or Middle East.
>>538207981Well you make a compelling argument my friend.
>>538207981>expel the children to Africa or Middle East.After consideration no, drop them off on the North Sentinel Island so the local niggers can torture them and then cannibalize.
>>538207958You're called Hans, you're 31 years old, and you're coming out of the World Cup match.Germany just got humiliated by Paraguay (there are more Germans on their team than on yours).The next day at 6:45 a.m., you're back at work, taxed at 60% to fund the energy transition, gender changes, and social benefits handed out by your government to Eritrean migrants who declare themselves gay just to check the boxes.This summer, you're spending it under 38 degrees without AC because your ecologist party labeled it a weapon of mass destruction.At the supermarket, the bratwurst—your favorite sausages—have been replaced by subsidized gray onions KlimaFleisch, paid for by your taxes to save the penguins.In your open-space office at 27 degrees, you declared yourself "diverse" because that's become the only way to hope for a promotion with affirmative action and DEI.Hot water costs 18 cents per liter since Russian gas got cut off; you shower in exactly 3 minutes, stopwatch in hand, and your landlady sends you registered letters because your usage exceeds the federal energy threshold. You cry under the lukewarm water.At 16, you were protesting nuclear power plants, and you went and elected Angela Merkel, who shut them down. Now Russian gas is cut off, your combustion engine industry is tanking, and electricity is a luxury: you're even thinking about burning your IKEA furniture to stay warm this winter.Meanwhile, your distant cousin Friedrich in Paraguay pays 0% taxes, fires up his Ford V8 5-liter pickup, and gets ready to celebrate the victory around an asado while drinking German beer.It's gonna be a shitty summer, Hans, and that's just the beginning.
The chinese will just deliver from warehouses in Europe, they're already sort of doing that.If the tax is on small packages they'll just gather them up into big packages via a middleman.Seems like yet another poorly thought-out regulation by eurocrats.Europe needs a wave of neolibaralism.
>>538207573Well probably true. Unless as mentioned all lamp posts in brussels are decorated with rotting corpses.
>>538208098Europe needs another wave of eating politicians alive like the Dutch did in 17th century. Mass murder of parasites buys you few decades of peace as future politicians are wary of being eaten by rabid mob if they act retarded.
>>538208025Dangerously based
>>538208098>Europe needs a wave of neolibaralism.Europe need a wave of Stalinism or Maoism
>>538208199Stalinism would at least not be gay, compared to the current situation.
>>538206398I was told EU was based?Why are they being retarded?
>>538208078Not reading all that but I'm happy for you it happened and or sorry for your loss.
>>538208487EU is based on Talmud and this is a direct quote from the President of EU Comission.
>>538206398let me guess, jeets are excluded from this?the secret is always look for the excluded places, like with the russia sanctions. for the eu is talmudic jews.
>Trump tariffs bas>EU tariffs good Remember: "innovation through compliance"
>>538206398>if we call it customs we don't have to say these are tarrifs
>>538207981Why would I even do that, they don't fuck me nearly as bad as my local politicians. Although who keeps them here...
>>538207711In Minecraft
>>538208078That's some nice pasta
>>538207981Kino
>>538208912What the fuck does she even know about the t*lmud, that bitch literally gets rizzed up by gayboys with bitchtits who look like chudjaks.
>>538208078But burning Ikea furniture releases carbon!
>>538206398this is about a new income stream for the EU. People warned about this outcome when everyone was going nuts about the anti Russia sanctions normally EU member states can veto this shit but they gave away this right.
>>538206398Wumaos are reeeeally angry about the new fee huh
>>538209635No, in real life.
>>538206398>when the mail has (((safety))) checks while everyone can just wander in through the borderDer ewige Unionsjude
>>538208098At least warehouses are easier to vandalize.
>be EU>miggers seethe at you impotently
>>538207207>All we really need to do is kill off all the incompetent and traitorous politiciansAll of them are incompetent and traitorous in one way or another. That's why they become politicians.
So will the EU begin manufacturing cheap facial razors?What I'm so confused by is that cheap imports are plastic mainly. So is this to move manufacturing of cheap plastic shit back to the EU?
>>538209980Many EU countries have low salaries and educated workers. I think it could be done.
>>538208487>I was told EU was based?no, you weren't?
>>538208648Kek you read it and you are seething
>>538209532Lmao imagine sucking corporate dick so hard you complain about fines to corporations that don't even put a dent in their budget, corporations that also in order to be fined have been caught doing illegal activities against innocent EU citizens
>>538206398I heard they charge 3€ per item and not per package.
You lost, Vladimir. You are weak. Seethe more.
>>538213084per item group10 screws - 3 euro1 screw - 3 euro1 screw - 1 pen - 1 dragon dildo = 9 euro
>>538206530Shout out to when the “EU” reduced trade with Ireland that Ireland could only sell its cows to EU countries without major price hikes. So they sell their cows to a Romanian beef canning plant. When the cans of beef come back they are only like 28% Irish cow and like 40% Gypsy Horses and the rest unidentifiable. What do you mean the thing we rapidly built in the aftermath of WWII with very little oversight from the people of those countries to build a multilateral government that infects every aspect of life and society might not be the bestest coolest thing alive ever?In fact, it might even be trying to perpetuate its own existence at the cost of everyone living inside it? Gosh that’s never happened before! Europeans are like heckin main characters in their own tragic downfall story
>>538214151>dragon dildo>small packagespussy
>>538214393what happens between 50 and 150 EUR ?is the new small package limit 50 euro ?
>>538207958I do see a problem here. It does not come from Europe.
>>538214541no idea anon, sorry. I used to deliver temu packages a courier some time ago, sometimes they would have tariffs/fees of a few euro even for very small packages, most of them were packaged in plastic bags and chinese newspapers, I really wonder what kind of toxic and invasive shit we imported there
>>538214615Are you gonna go work a farm for 6 eur/Hour?
>>538210614No one read it
>>538209635>51:DDDD
>>538206398>Made in EUI assume this sticker is tantamount to "made in Bulgaria" or "made in Romania." If it was German or Swedish, it'd say so directly.
>>538211884You're a fucking retard aren't you. There is almost no home-grown domestic european tech sector in europe, hence this stat that you idiots make more in fines than in taxes.If you niggers actually bothered to try and make logical business decisions, for example like banning chink EV imports like America does, you might still have a European auto industry. Same goes for tech, same goes for steel-making, same goes for chip-making and all that. Maybe this tariff thing isn't such a bad idea, BUT you need a domestic industry to replace it. Not just more regulatory BS.
>>538206398They are already planning to add an additional handling fee in November. Target is 2€ but could be more. Also in August you need a Package Inspector in every EU country that garanties no waste of Packaging material and minimal Packaging max. 40% should be packaging!!!
>>538206398EU thinks they are an actual federal superpower when in reality they're a mess of european countries each with its unique nationalism who mostly wants to benefit themselves. They don't have structure to withstand trade war like the US or China. Simply rivals would employ divide and conquer strategy. If EU tries apply rule to its every state the response against it wouldn't be even uniformly distrubuted like china traffing EU cars might not effect countries like France that much but it will definitely cause pain for germans. In other words they don't have the asymmetric shock absorber that of true economic powerhouse nation.
>>538214656>if not them who else is gonna do it?I'd rather pay more for it, if I know, that it comes from here, rather than pay for a product from overseas, produced/foraged by a two-digit IQ subhuman, who does not understand the concept of personal hygiene.
Nuke Brussels NOW
>>538206398>Paid by the platform So the EU congress is on the same mental level as trump
>>538215052Do you have germanic DNA?
instead of boosting european commerce and industry they decide to tax others that do it better. how pathetic. anti-competitive practices.
>>538215225My mother is half Austrian.
>>538211884Free trade sure helped you, didn't it nigger? Industry is gone and you're there for it
>>538215052Even Designer Products are just dressed up Chinese Stuff. Everything is produced in China nowadays. Stuff that comes from EU countries ist just minimal changed so they can claim it's produced in a EU country. The Tarif only helps Amazon who really was hurt by people switching to Chinese Platforms. But these Chinese Platforms now just become like Amazon.
>>538215428yeah checks out
>>538207207>I wouldn't destroy it because it has massive potential to be greatA large part of the problems are built into the founding constitution which is nearly impossible to alter because every member needs to agree to do so.
>>538206398>chinkoneese have to pay to import their plastic baubles>its changnuda hebeicaust!!!!
>>538214789it isn't. But then again - you're a goymutt so nobody expects you to assume correctly
>>538206398will EU provide alternative source for these products they are throttling?>nocool.
>>538206398Bad time to be a Euro weeb
Based tax into the ground idiots who buy chinese slop