Retarded 11 y.o boy kills 8 Buddhist monks in Thailand
>>538213198Video games did this.
>>538213198GOURANGA!How the fuck does an 11 year old get ahold of a car though?
>>538214022Parents probably don’t give a shit. The kid was special needs as well yet they taught him to drive a car?
>>538213198considering the absurd rates buddhist monks are involved with meth and crime, that kid probably unironically lowered the crime rate of the entire country right there. crazy shit
>>538213198>the bodies all vanishThey are right: reality is a dream.
It happens all the time, how are these retarded kids doing this? Youtube of course its so easy for the kid to learn how to start a car and go for a joyridehttps://youtu.be/xAcvIhbItb4
>>538213198BACKSPACE ERASER
>>538214801Is there some kind of monk-fly paper installed on the roof of his truck?I can't fathom why Physics has been suspended here.Maybe they're levitating.
That’s gotta be a new high score
>>538213198based
Buddhist monks believe in reincarnation and majority are orphans, poors or ex criminals and drug addicts, so basically that retarded kid did them a favour.
>>538215022*record scratch**freeze frame*>yup that's us. you are probably wondering how we got in this situation.
>>538214630Its wild watching the vices of various cultures and religions. Its still better than molesting altar boys and sucking on baby dicks but it seems like every religion has some crippling vice.
>>538214801The only lesson the Buddha ever taught was that attachment is the root cause of unhappiness. Those aren't Buddhists because they're attached to tradition. They insist on appealing to the idea of Buddhism instead of just doing it. Their endless quest for validation doesn't make them happier.
>>538215022>THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE IN MY HOLLYWOOD MARVEL SLOPI wish your mother's coathanger skill was higher
it seems the remaining ones had a lot to reflect on at that moment
>>538215286>Its still better than molesting altar boys and sucking on baby dicksoh boy, look up buddhist monk gangs sometime. these are the asian version of an all boys school. except religious. so an all boys catholic schoolthe debauchery is insane
>>538213198The buddhist monks know the boy simply reminded them, and all of us, of the nature of impermanence and detachment.
>>538215796There's something poetic about it, isn't there.
Ignore the road, for it is an illusion.
>>538215796Trust me they wanted to die, they have suffered being born into a shithole country and suffered poverty and being abandoned, they'll be reincarnated into an indian in their next life.
>>538213832Kek, immediately thought of this - great fpbp
>>538213832holy shit kek
>>538215796genuinely dont walk on the side of the highway/road ever
>>538213198Based
>>538215796There is something to be said about it unironically... how your life and all your memories and experiences can suddenly end because a retarded kid got behind the wheel of a truck.
>>538213198Good thing there was no ego around to feel the pain or die. This is what nirvana looks like
>>538215360Well said.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23y90lygpzoSkimmed the article looking for quotes from the monks saying they were saddened by the incident and found none.>Phra Sompong, who was a monk in the group, said he was chanting the meditation mantra "Buddho, Buddho" before the crash happened.He fucking summoned it lmaooo this is like the Buddhist equivalent of a Christian miracle.
>>538215988>genuinely dont walk on the side of the highway/road everYes. And if your car stops working on a highway. Just park it the best way possible and get the fuck out there, never stay inside or close to it.
This kind of shit makes me think about the movie Signs and how the guy (the director) who hit Mel Gibson's wife with a car talks about how it 'had to be' because it had to be that specific day he was dead tired and he fell asleep at the wheel at exactly the wrong moment as he was passing his wife jogging on the side of the road.This truck could've drove on that sidewalk at any moment beforehand and killed no one but a line of monks just happened to be in the path.It hurt Gibson's character deeply to consider for a moment that it *was* meant to be and God did mean for him to lose his wife in order to set events in motion to end up where He wanted them.He probably does that with all of us all the time, and we never notice it until it is something like a tragic accident.
>>538213198worse with soundhttps://litter.catbox.moe/p3iyg0hl8mt3v8kn.mp4
>>538213198GOURANGA!
>>538215928>they'll be reincarnated into an indian in their next life.because they died to positive izzat they will reincarnate higher.monk life and getting rolled by the juggernaut piloted by a kid = bigly positive karma. not that's how I'd do it. but it just werks as a respawn.
>>538213198
>>538213198Couranga!
>>538213198Shit man I feel bad but that was literally cartoonish
Gouranga!
>>538213198Whats funnier is that the boy came out unharmed kek
>>538213198the thing about buddhist monks is that they are not required.
>>538213832>>538214022>>538216283>>538216403>>538216458well done
>>538215662sounds cool. got some link?
>>538213198GOURANGA!!!!!!
>>538215286you really never considered big daddy monk man doesn't give it to all the boys straight up the chocolate starfish?
>>538214801Is this what they meant by "stepping off the great spinning meat wheel of life"?
>>538213198fucking hell
>>538213198Lmao
>>538213198lol what a retardbuddhists are about as chill as it gets. they hate the chinese communist party and can like fly and shoot lazors and stuff. who tfs got a problem with them?
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
>>538213198GoodMonks are parasitesAll religions are fakeElaborated fairy tales to get free money and fag sex without work
>>538215286Thai monks aren't the equivalent of Christian monks or anything. Every Thai male becomes a monk, most just for a few weeks. So it's no suprise that some people prone to criminality choose to stay on for whatever reason and then end up with the perfect recruiting tool for forming a criminal gang as they have a constant stream of new young men put under their supervision.
>>538215928Don't, man.
>>538213198That was cartoonish
>>538213832HARE KRISHNA HARE KRISHNA
>>538216213Weird karma… how would that work? Retard daemon? Or were the monks bad and retard was karma? So the poodoo religion believes that the tard and monks knew each other in a past life. They keep reacting the death over and over until karma is cleared.
they just wanted to get rid of the retard so they ran over mongs and blamed the retarded boy.
>>538215418KYS JEET
>>538213198Don't worry, 4 have already been reborn.
>>538214124>yet they taught him to drive a car?seems like they skipped a few parts
>>538214022>How the fuck does an 11 year old get ahold of a car though?Tell me you've never been outside the city limits, without actually saying it.
>>538226385damn that really struck a nerve on this poster. not even the original poster, just some random poster, 1 pbtid. damn.
>>538213832Incredible. Put me in the screenshot.
>>538226673How many of them was reborn as pajeets?
>>538213198I guess they didnt meditate hard enough. HAHAHAHA!!!
>>538213198Why is it the kids fault? A monk build should invest more skill points into agility.
>>538213198what a tragedy
>>538214022kids get a hold of their parent's car keys all the fucking time
>>538226937All of them, Japanese Isekai is basically an autistic Japanese persons interpretation of Buddhism and reincarnation, if you don't fulfill all the obtainable objectives in this life you won't reach enlightenment to break the cycle of reincarnation. Reincarnation is hell until you understand this fact and you'll be a cockroach, nigger or a poojeet if you are too low IQ, these are the punished rebirth forms to teach the cycle of life until you become a human again.When you believe you have enough knowledge and skills for the next life then you must accept your purpose is ending and embrace death for the next life, if you do good you'll continue the journey until you have enough enlightenment skill to become Neo and break the matrix.These monks do nothing but beg for food, recite prayers, maybe clean up a bit and that's it, they didn't learn anything but being useless.
>>538215360Kinda true, but in early centuries of Buddhism there were apparently two strains of Buddhism - those who ptacticed and understood the aim of Buddhism and those 'traditionalists' who practiced monasticism for the sake of it who also preserved Buddhist texts, so they had their use.The best Buddhism (as everything else) is in its golden age, when it's just a group of enthusiasts who pour all their effort into core teachings and western Buddhism is better than Eastern one because they're mainly enthusiasts who are not born into it.
he should run over a bunch of Elvis impersonators next
>>538213198Did he have a licence?
>>538227774To run over the monks?
jesusthat's fucked uppoor buddah chuddahs...I hope atleast one got to shangri-la
>>538226863Yeah, but if he was a retard, shouldn't they have been watching him?
>>538213198that's a hitman, not an accident. Some muslim contracted him most likely
>>538213198The penalty will be serving as monk for whole life.
>>538215022>does not know Buddhist can flry
Man when you see a car hit a deer it's a wreck half the time but he didn't lose a single mph hitting those bowling pins
>>538213198They shouldn’t have been standing there
>>538213832Haahaa holy shit. Forgot about this. Peak GTA
>>538213198Holy shit a buddhist monk just flew over my house!
Big story here right now. 8 is a sacred number in Buddhism - the 8 fold path of the Noble Buddha. Just a sad story, really.
>>538226831"ok son, the first rule of driving is to not hit anyth--- ACK!!!"
>>538215080>Buddhist monks believe in reincarnation and majority are orphans, poors or ex criminals and drug addicts, so basically that retarded kid did them a favour.I'm thinking about becoming a monk...
>>538213198is there anyone as useless to society as a Buddhist monk? good for the kid in getting rid of those fucks
>>538214630>buddhist monks are involved with meth and crimeShalom
>>538215080That's the long term ones. These might have just been the young lads who sign up for a short stint, which most Thai men do at some point.
>>538213198Was waiting for them to come down again.
>>538213198karma
Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great truck carries me across the sky
>>538213198they can break bricks with their heads and limbs so they are fine, right?
>>538213198>Preliminary information indicates that he is a child with special needsOh so he was literally retarded.
>>538213198that's some weird karma ngl.. rip
>>538213832As soon as I saw the OP I came here to post this and I'm glad you did the fippybippy>GOURANGA!
>>538213198This is really sad. Monks are pretty much a dying breed and are the few people in this world seeking peace.
the eightfold road
>>538215027I was just going to say. How many points is a single Buddhist monk? Gotta be worth more than a wheelchair or a pram these days.
>>538213198Only one comes down.Where'd the others land?AI
>>538214968That's dumb for a seven year old.
