>Emergency medical personnel were dispatched to the Washington home of Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell last month to attend to an unconscious person who appeared to be in cardiac arrest, according to EMS dispatch>McConnell is reportly alive but in critical condition in ICU How long until they pull the plug?
>>538232859I’m the paramedic that took this photo
>>538232918>I’m the paramedic that took this photoThank you for your service.
>>538232859>tfw she keeps sucking after you already nutted
Kek
BILL!
>>538232859A life well spent fighting for Israel!
>>538232918Me, too.
>>538232918can you describe the smell
>>538232859Thats how I want to be found when I die
>>538232859The butt plug?
>>538233084Are you also in KY? >>538233108Rotting flesh and sulfuric acid
>>538232918was he circumcised?
Boys
>>538232859Why did you crop the 7 year old out from the bottom of the picture?
>>538232859gooner death by fleshlight.
>>538232859FAKE AND GAY https://www.lebabi.net/surlenet/un-vieil-homme-meurt-d-une-crise-cardiaque-en-se-masturbant-en-direct-sur-le-site-lgbt-photos-10717.htmlIF OP DOESN’T RESPOND IN 24 MINUTES, HE WILL GO TO HELL
>>538232859that's just me before the morning alarm goes off and I have to leave to my goycage
>>538232859But he got so rich fucking over his country? This is what true success looks like.
>>538232859Why is he naked and in a chair?
>>538232918I AM MITCH MCCONNELL
>>538233287The photo is not him, but everything else is true
>>538233188In the video when his adult daughter comes in and cries and panicks and calls 911 the chair spins and you can see his erect cock. Its not mitch obviously. Its been in the rekt threads on >>>/gif/ for ages
>>538232859Wtf is this real??
how to get a physique like that?
BILL?
vaxx status?
>>538233644Yes, check CNN>>538233698Double boosted
That gross old bastard should have died before he fucked things up.
>>538233156No. I was just yanking your chain, brah.
>>538232859He will not be missed by any but the jew lobby. All deaths of traitors are to be celebrated. Were no longer pretending an individual was good and worthy of praise just because they "served" in high office. It's just a venue for high crimes these days. Good riddance.
>>538233380He was a gooner. that's his goon cave chair
>>538232918Seriously, the fuckwit who took the photo and posted it on the internet should have known:* he's one of only two people on Earth who could have possibly done that, so they will find him* the whole weight of The Swamp will pound his little ass into a bloody pulp for this and he will die alone & forgotten in a spider hole in Guantanamo
>>538232859Wood
>>538232859You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male body looks like
>>538232859MITCH! NO! DON'T GO!
>>538232859Would be funny, but that's not Mitch McConnell.
>>538232859Haha, nobody his age has skin that smooth and liver spot free. Try again jeet, lmao even. >>538232859
>>538234159Holy fucking retard
>>538232859He look pretty tasty ngl.
>>538233380He was masturbating to an audience of other masturbating old men
>>538233690Bill no
>>538234159He's not that important, at worst mitch will use government agents to gangstalk him or vandalize his shit or kill him.
>>538232859>while fapping in his computer chair Truly we are all alikeI wonder if this has something to do with my motherless is down again, that must have been either the best video ever or some heavy post-nut regret
>>538234278>I have to explain HIPAA to eleven year olds on 4chan
>>538234447It's not the point how important he is/isn't; it's that he's one of the elite and his medical records were leaked. That's a criminal offense if it happens to anyone and a personal offense to every government spook if it happens to one of their own.
>>538234672Holy fucking RETARD
>>538233013
Not to be an asshole or anything, I was hoping it would be true but this image is an old man who died while fapping his penis
>>538232859Nigga he looks like Roger from American Dad
>>538235064Dying while whacking off would be the best way to go lol
>>538232859half man half turtle
>>538232859bitch mitch is a chink puppet good riddance
>>538232859
>>538232859kek all these newfags itt
>>538232859Thats scott adams.
>>538232918Why the fuck did you save him, you asshole?
>>538232918Unfathomably based, but get a ticket to Turkey and then Russia asap or you will find yourself in Antaviliai, Lithuania, waterboarded on the daily
>>538236811I didn’t. He’s dead.
>>538232976No no. Thank (You) Wayne.
>>538232859Turtles look so weird without their shell.
Do you think Joe Rogan is mad at Theo Von again?https://youtu.be/NgxsAnxqvng
>>538232859Imagine having a heart attack mid orgasm.
>>538232859Turtle Power no more
>>538238522Isn’t he married to a high ranking Chinese national I don’t wish the man harm just saying. Something like that seems odd as far as state secrets and loyalty is concerned
If it wasn't for this man, Trump would have been convicted in the Impeachment hearings in 2020.Karma is a bitch, ain't it Mitch.
That doesn't even look like him lmao
Every time Lisa Murkowski runs her ads say "Paid for by the Senate Leadership Fund", Mitch's slush fund. She does whatever Mitch wants.
the amount of newfags itt is incredible
>>538232918paramedics are super heroes
>>538232918Do you normally take photos of the guy when you're sucking cock?
>>538235100I like wiiiiine
>>538233414WE ARE MITCH MCCONNELL
grandpa had a few kinks
>>538232859lmao serving evil did nothing for him in the end. his final pics of humiliation.
>>538238410jfc, dont do HGH kids
>>538232918Should have hit him with extra insulin.
>>538232859Off to hell soon.
>>538232859Srot in hell
>>538232859Brought to by the same EMT that photographed dead Hillary. But wait..there's more!
>>538241329She probably is dead. Clones are a real thing.
>>538234272Are you sure?
Did he died? I am out of the loop
>>538235064bullshit, he is a known crisis actor
>>538235064Me in 50 years
>>538232859This photo makes flesh the true soul of every Republican.
>>538234159I imagine Trump signed off on this lol. He will be fine and it looks more like a laptop camera.
