In a river...On a hike...In Florida...During gator mating season.And we're supposed to feel bad for this foid?
>>538249752I could have shaved her bros
>>538249752Does the alligator spit the persons parts back out when it tastes ink?
She chose the alligator.
>>538249752Yikes Gatorbro, surely you could have done better, no?
>>538249752>foid?Niggas say shit like this then expect people them to feel sorry for them
>Dead daughter>Gives media the sluttiest trashiest inky pic available to use for news articleDid the dad do that? Kinda doubt. Or did the Socialist Jew media find that to try to use a lust-provoking image for ratings? Oy Vey!
>>538249752I wish I had been there. I would have let the gator finish her off and then fuck what was left.
>>538249752Daddy Issues.Imagine that.
>>538249752What do small titties taste like
Whore daughter problem solved itself
>>538249752gatored.com
>>538250095Warm salty apple pie
>>538250047it’s NYpost (ultrabased, and underrated) so yes 1000% the latter dear scientist
>>538250049>I would have let the gator finish her off and then fuck what was left.>I love sloppy seconds!KYS c u c k faggot. Michael J. Crocodile Dundee would have choked out the gator, then ate the woman. Then shamed every tranny like you while having a cold one and telling his mates at the pub about the Shelia he just had.
>>538250039And yet they unironically think they are the good guys
>>538250184>NYpost (ultrabased, and underrated)the NYPost is owned by Rupert Murdoch you slimy jew
>>538249752you could say the alligator disarmed her.
>>538250192I would have let the gator eat the woman and then fuck the gator
>>538249752Florida is such a shithole, I went to Florida once and I couldn’t even swim in the lakes because of alligators. At least here in Canada i can swim without some dinosaur ripping me in half
>>538250265>>538250039Curious, which site did you flee from to come here where you wouldn't get banned for wrongthink?
>>538249752>and 4 days later a fisherman spotted an alligator seemingly suffering from the symptoms of what appeared to be various forms of stds and what was later identified as cocaine in its system. it alligator was announced as dead before the animal rescue could arrive
>>538249989sometimes you choose the gatorsometimes the gator chews you
>>538249947Woof! Hedge trimmers.
>>538250595>that cute little gator spin when it takes the limb from its matenature is beautiful
>>538250481That's just horrible Poor gator
>>538249752To the non-Florida Men reading this: don't go swimming in fresh water in Florida. Just don't do it. It's not something we do, generally speaking. We have almost 1400 miles of coastline and fantastic beaches, go swimming there. Other than a handful of springs, fresh water in basically swamp water. Getting attacked by an alligator in freshwater is not a freak occurrence like being bitten by a shark at the beach.
>>538249752That's a 31 y/o?! Zoomers aren't aging well.
>>538249752She found the BAC- Big Alligator Cock
>>538250683Thats not nature, thats cunts locking them into a too small enclosure. Alligatory will do this occasionally in the wild, but normally they do not live as crowded as seen here.
>>538249947That's a man, bro.
>>538250383>Travels 1000+ miles to Florida>Wants to swim in some lakeWhy are Canadians and yankees like this?
>>538249752 Everybody with one brain cell knows not to swim in fresh water in Florida.
My ability for moral thinking was destroyed from micro clots from the covid vaxxine.Btw I'm not even joking
>>538249752>dreds>hideous tats>gang tatsNothing of value
>>538249752I wonder if she was still usable as a fleshlight.
>>538250383Muh gatorsMuh too scared to swimThe virgin leaf land dwellerVSThe Chadette gator bait floater
>>538250325too soon.
>>538250958They're blind they'd get lost in a big enclosure
>>538249752based alligator
>>538251044Checked Bro we warned you. You had so much time All you had to do was not take the poke. Why the fuck did you let them do that to you?
>>538249752why are women covered in scribbles? wtf is going on
>>538250338>I would have let the gator eat the woman and then fuck the gatorOk now that's Jeet based AF SAAAAAAAR!
>>538249752Alligator. add it to the list
>>538249752I could have raped her.
>>538251530>why are women covered in scribbles? wtf is going onThose tats say she was "owned" by a gang and their property. Most women with tattoos also have brain parasites.
>35>multiple abortions>divorced>trying to 'find herself'>gets eaten by a gatorHahahahahttps://nypost.com/2026/07/02/us-news/boyfriend-of-alligator-attack-victim-speaks-out-after-desperately-trying-to-save-her/Oh nevermind, she was "only 31, turning 32"I dunno how I'm so good at spotting burnt out post wall millennial women, I guess because as a 30+ dude I keep getting fat tattooed ex-coalburners who turned me down in HS 15 years ago randomly hitting on me.
>>538250595God damnit, Kevin.
>>538249752why do so many guys date women who are older than them.
In my opinion, it's better to go the the beach in Florida and get your legs bit off by a bull shark than swim in a river and get your arms bit off by an alligator. t. Pensacola, FL fag for 18 years.
>>538249752imagine getting killed by a gator. they're so docile and scared of peopleit'd be less humiliating to get killed by a chihuahua
>>538251678What about getting your legs bitten off by a bull shark in a river? Or your dick bitten off by a snapping turtle in a creek?
>>538250265Ty seš holčička z redditu jo?
>>538251675Sex...most men are that deprived that they're willing to hagmaxx just to get some.
>>538250192That's not a Sheila m8>>538251678Yeah hasn't shark attacks been on the rise in the last couple years? Bull sharks are just rude.
>>538251675>why do so many guys date women who are older than them.Easy pussy that they don't have to put on a pedestal to keep around. >Get over here old whore and suck this young stuff!
>>538251675because young man need to fuck real bad and young girls are fucked by rich old guys celebrites and some genetical marvels
>>538250047There's nothing "lust provoking" about a used up foid who ruined her body with a bunch of uggo tats unless you're a long haul trucker looking to spend some time with a lot lizard.
>>538250383Have you considered that maybe we just don't want you polluting our waterways with maple syrup? Besides, the alligators make the swim exciting. I swam with a baby gator once. It was so cute. It just followed us around.
>>538250047that may have actually been the least whorish pic they could find
>>538251891>a long haul trucker looking to spend some time with a lot lizard.Some of those lizards are quite hot, at least at first. They get hard and skanky fast though. But TBF any woman under 140lbs these days = lust provoking. It really is that bad out there now.
>>538251746Yes a bull shark will swim up river and bite your dick off an more. Also the brain eating amoeba Naegleria fowleri will swim up your nose in Florida fresh water and eat your brain. One of my personal favorites.
>>538251948>I have no titsDang she's kinda based. Most bitches would get implants rather than own it. Like her now. Shame she chose the tattoo needle and the gator.
>>538252067The thin upper lip is case closed that she’s a BPD sociopath tho…
>>538250595See how retarded they are? They can't even get the food. I've lived on the marsh my whole life and it blows my mind that some people get attacked by gators. You would practically have to jump right on top of one or it would run away scared. They eat small things like fish and turtles, and maybe a dog if it is hungry enough, but most of the time they won't fuck with the dogs either
>>538249752listen to the audio.kinda crazy.the 911 woman did not even told them to do a tourniquet
>>538252176>The thin upper lip is case closed that she’s a BPD sociopath tho…Gummy smile means sociopath? Really seriously? I never knew this but explains a lot about some bitches I knew.
>>538250383I spent a lot of my childhood standing on corrugated steel pipes meant to move water around the canal system designed to prevent flooding in my hometown in Florida. You could only see maybe 3 feet down because of the 20 foot deep patch of weeds. Only lost one dog to a gator attack, only one friend died and that was because he fell in and got tangled in the weeds, closest I ever came to dying was a fucking coral snake that got uppity with me. I've been attacked by packs of otters and only stalked by a gator on two occasions that I know of, and those pipes extend roughly 10 feet from the concrete structure leading down. Fucking sides on our go-to spot were 15 feet of sandspurs and thorny vines, falling in off the side was terrifying and the climb up was a bitch, fucking thing has to be at least a 70 degree angle. Only local gator attack on a human I know of in that time is after a big hurricane came through, the canal system wasn't enough for the insane rainfall and a gator grabbed a guy in his front yard.
>>538251675>falling apartLike father, like daughter I guess.>carlos.jpeg
>>538249752Muhh trash whore!!!!!!!!!!
>>538249752vaxx status?
>>538252965>vaxx status?Inkies love getting poked and pain and bdsm. It's a huge sign that says "I love being degraded and love pain!"
Better to get got by a gator than the flesh eating amoeba that also lives in Floridian lakes and rivers.
>>538250383The fuck you want to swim in a lake for?
>>538252556how do so many elderly people live in florida
Who would win /pol/
>>538253305the pirahnahs. or shark-gater-pirahnah-nados.
>>538251948>I have no titsDamn, that reminds me of my first girlfriend. Fucking whore.>>538250265>And yet they unironically think they are the good guysYes, and?
>>538251039you're giving women too much credit
>>538253362>>I have no tits>Damn, that reminds me of my first girlfriend.muhfucka remembering grade school yo ^ kek
>>538250424efukt
>>538249752D..dad...please...make...this..go..viral
>>538249752>Tattoos>ChokerNothing of value has been lost and a gator was fed some bony meal. Happy ending, all in all, in my eyes. Also, what is with that wound on her leg, it looks kinda bad.
>>538253275They go there to await death, nobody native to Florida grows old without leaving.
>>538253485So you are saying the pictures of the flat-chested whore ITT remind you of grade school? GO the fuck back, nigger-worshiper.
>>538249752
>>538251948>that may have actually been the least whorish pic they could find
>>538249752The gator only disarmed her and everyone is freaking out and calling it a killing machine.
Gators are funny. If you get killed by one, it's your own fault and no one else.
>>538252268It ripped her arms off, where are you going to put the tourniquet; accross her chest, maybe theneck?
>>538253305The gator can just get out of the water and wait till the shark fucks off
>>538253305sharks only began to thrive when marine reptiles died out, so
>>538253897Lmao
>>538253897I've seen this webm before, but is this a gator farm? Why does he want them to go in the water?
>>538249752>Away down South in the land of traitors>Rattlesnakes and alligators>Look away! Look away! Look away! Look away!>Where cotton's king and men are chattles>Union boys will win the battles>Look away! Look away! Look away! Look away!>I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray! >Each Dixie man must understand>That he must mind his Uncle Sam>Away! Away!>We're goin' down South to Dixie>Away! Away!>We're goin' down South to Dixie
>>538253305I'm sure there is a series of B rated or C rated movies covering this exact topic.
>>538249752now the alligator has HPV
>>538253305Shark is just stupid fish. Aligator/crocodile would win
>>538254173Proving a point.They aren't brave animals. They're exclusive ambush hunters. Stags in rut are more dangerous than gators. If you know where the gators are(in the water) you know how to avoid them, and when they're on land you just hit the fuckers with a shovel or something and they flee in terror for the nearest body of water.I love gators BTW, cool animals.
>>538250047You are assuming that is the most trashiest pic of her, that's actually the least trashy one they found. But hey if you think she's cute bro there are tons of hags like that running around dive bars in the south
>>538251948women are so obnoxious that i dont even wanna
thanks. I need to convince the jeets it's safe to go swimming in North QLD
>>538251891How fat is your wife?
>>538250047Media probably checked her socials.
>>538251891Actually a girl with a body like that goes for close to $2000/hr in this post-onlyfans world we live in.
>>538249752You can feel more then one emotion at a time anon, unless you're a low iq tard... never mind.
>>538254396>are tons of hags like that running around dive bars in the southBruh, all I ever see are hags that weigh a "ton", not "tons of thin women".
>>538252241Your marsh has small gators. Most gators aren't that big but there are definitely large gators that take down deer.
just gonna leave this here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRF24LY5pvw
>>538249752all those tats? good bye trash lol
>>538249752did the gator get poisoned by the heavy metal inks in her tattoos?
>>538252241It's a bit different when you're in the water
>>538249752Was there signs posted?I bet there were signs posted.
>>538253652
>>538254886Everyone in Florida knows that fresh water = gators and amoebas.
>>538249752she should have picked the bear
>>538250047>>538251948>>538254396Anybody have the pic of the Black kid who got arrested and the media used a pic of him shirtless (showing a scar from when he received an organ donation)? Then when criticized for it she posted his current Facebook profile pic which was him with a gun
>>538250184More like ultrazogged
>30 calories>25 are plastics
>>538249947She looks shaved in all the places i'd care about. The tats...however.
>>538250595That last shot of him turning to the other gator like ....'bruh.
>>538254173Hes a janny trying to clean up the waste on the land. Notice the shit shoveler
Only in America does this happen: >cops casually leak 911 call to the post office>post casually uploads the whole thing In any other society there would be a moral question around posting it.
>>538249752Sad thing is her holes probably weren't all that great unless you were drunk unc. A lot of times in my life I surmised that certain women would be ideal for lick 'em stick 'em robots and they weren't. They were just meat. And we all eat lackluster suppers on occasion.
>>538249752A little. Perhaps instead of learning how to properly finger an older man's asshole, and jewish shoah fiction, FL should maybe focus more in teaching about it's own environment.
>>538253619horrible jewish face
>>538250049What the fuck is wrong with you to even think about something like that?
>>538250809Genuinely, if somebody dies by gator at this point in history they pretty much have to want to die that wayLiterally everybody will tell you what you’ve said in your post before you go to FloridaYou will probably see it at the airport too if you come in thereThe locals will certainly tell you. Multiple times.The fact that you will literally never see another person swimming in fresh water is a great indicator There are signs near the waterThere is information at every tourist standBy the time you get to a lake, you’ve probably already seen a gator to begin with so you even know what you’re fucking with and that they are not small.As far as I can tell, everyone in FL is doing their goddamn best to keep every other tard from being eaten by gators. Fuck, you could probably start getting ready to fresh water swim in front of some ghetto niggers and they’d at least attempt to say something>ay bruh ay cuh you finna get ate!!!
>>538250265>We're the good guys. Indubitably so. And your comment clarifies the distinction. You believe an individual is evil or bad for having ideas or saying words you don't approve of. Meanwhile, a serial rapist mass murderer is no big deal. The real crime (and only crime) would be if such acts were committed for reasons of bigotry or oppression. You guys literally believe saying the word nigger is worse than murder. You're certifiably crazy. You're also a hypocrite. Why is the word "foid" bad but incel is kosher? How does that work exactly? You people are pathetic. Theres no consistency or even sense in anything you believe or whatever values you supposedly endorse.
>>538251530Lol. Imagine getting jumped by a roo gang after jumping from a plane. Only in Oz. Hilarious
>>538249752IT’S ALL HOW YOU RAISE ‘EM! THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS BAD GATORS, ONLY BAD OWNERS! BACK IN THE DAY THEY USED TO BE CALLED NANNY GATORS!
>>538254356innerestin
>>538253897You wouldn't want to slip and fall into the water
>>538255069;D
>>538255751calm it with your southern revisionism, racist.
>>538255782Then don't slip and fall into the water.
>>538253305Depends on the depth of the water. Under 5 feet, and gators all the way. Ten feet plus and it's a shark fest. 5 to 10 feet is the contested zone. The winner will need God on their side and s lot of luck. May the best predator win.
>>538249752You must really think you're special to take a picture of yourself like this... #women
>>538253897I love this video. I could do that every day and never bore of it. Gator wrangler had got to be one of the most coveted jobs in the world. Imagine getting to bonk cheeky gators with a shovel and get paid for it. Some guys have all the luck.
>>538253897>>538255970>>538255864on land we have the advantage. in the water, they do.#deathroll
>>538249752>tatsShe is a brown loving leftie so nothing of value was lost
>>538249752I think women get tattoos to fit in with other women. Its like a pecking order, the more tattoos they have, the more other women think they are cool. Im a dude and I think tattoos are gross, it makes me think the woman is tainted and unclean, like a dirty back alley drug whore. I dont like tattoos on women at all.
>>538253305Trick question
>>538249752I feel bad for the alligator, it wasted energy eating this foid and all it got was all skin and bones, no meat. Say no to animal abuse and offer a hoe with some boob next time
>>538249752i havent read the article but the headline appears to be garnering sympathy for the father
>>538253275Kek the old farts stay on concrete at all times. A shocking amount of such a beautiful state is fully paved so that our elderly feel safe in a subtropical swamp. Why do we need our elderly to live exclusively in a subtropical swamp? My guess would be that it was for extra America-izzat in a post war high trust society. After that, it’s just where to old fucks live and everybody else has to deal with it.Old people stand on the concrete and literally call the police on the gators if they see one. I’m not joking.
>>538253619Somebody is working over time to try and get that meme of this stupid bitch popular kekKeep trying
145 replies & no one's posted her octopussy tat/pol/ i am disappoint
>>538254742hags by the ton is hags by the ton
>>538256331it's an octopoussoir. it's french.
>>538249752>trusting gays
>>538251044good news! if you got the jab, your capacity for moral judgement was rekt long before you ever got the poke
>>538249987inb4 alligator dies of heavy metal poisoning.
>>538249752Based alligators doing the world a favour by removing attention whores.
>>538256331because she's fucking gross. There's a trillion burnt out tatted up millennial whores in their 30s like her and that bitch lainey. "hot in 2016, gross in 2026" is their mantra.
>>538249752would
>>538251974Bros I would save her. She would be my lovely lizard princess
>>538256174Yeah everything visual is for them to flex on each other now. The high waisted frumpy “fashion” that somehow makes the body look unattractive even when it’s intended to be revealing, the aggressive eye makeup and ghoulish contouring brought to them by gay men and trannies, the tattooing of themselves like sailors:Do men actually like any of those? Fuck no, obviously not. That’s the point. They want to use fashion as a social tool to flex on each other but men aren’t supposed to be able to enjoy any of it.>thanks, glowniggers. Remember what you pushed when your wife and daughters are the ones being obnoxious cunts and society gives you literally no authority or recourse
>>538255502yeah but what are the chances?
>>538256850>>538256331>>538256528been there, seen that on another girl.so non-individualistic.should have been a gator tat.
>>538251408I've been on this Mongolian Basket-Weaving forum for longer than I care to admit, and this is - quite literally - the first time I've seen someone write "Too Soon." >GR8 B8 M8, R8 8/8
>>538255751Based Pit Gator owner.
>>538249752For real though, we need to increase bag limits on gator hunting as well as allow more people to hunt them. Gators are getting fucking prolific in South Alabama/ Mississippi.
>>538257790Gators don’t fuck with people unless they’re absolutely retarded >t. Floridaman that’s swum around gators by entire life
>>538257790Good. Maybe they'll kill more thots and niggers.
>>538250192you are a fucking based madman for having this image saved btw
>>538249752>She went swimming...>In a river...>On a hike...>In Florida...>During gator mating season.oddly based>>538253013>It's a huge sign that says "I love being degraded and love pain!"so I should pick them up for anal?>>538253048it's a BRAIN eating amoeba
>>538249752whenever i went to visit family in mississippi, they insisted on taking us to the river and making the kids go swimming in it. i didn't really want to but my grandmother especially would nag and get angry if we tried to play table tennis instead of swimming. we would get ear infections from it and there were gators and snakes and mosquitos everywhere. years later, my brother unexpectedly got an immune system disorder and died. my hearing is somewhat impaired, not sure if it was from all the ear infections. eventually our mother told us to just keep our head above the water to stop getting the ear infections.
>>538251948>this is who's calling you incel onlinewomen are so vulgar and gross these days. everything you need to know about how she acted is in this picture. the tattoos, the revealing clothing, the crass graphic shirt, the choker, out drunk with her other slut 30yo friends. blech, she probably had 70+ bodies and several abortions. there's a level of depravity average women sink into that isn't even thinkable for the average man.
Flat.
>>538249752The gators were there first faggots. Get with the program.
>>538251627>I guess because as a 30+ dude I keep getting fat tattooed ex-coalburners who turned me down in HS 15 years ago randomly hitting on me.dude thisit's so weirdI'm the most burnt-out and gross of my whole life but hot girls keep staring at me like I'm a fucking unicornwhat do I even do heresorry ladies can't you go back in time to when I was peaking testosterone and the most horny of my life? kinda over it now
>>538249752I just went to an alligator farm in FL, they are really good boys, know their name and rarely bother people. They said there are 1.5 million gators in FL alone and only a handful of attacks. They are in my neighborhood here in NC.
>>538258159what part of Mississippi?
>>538258349When they keep their jaws open they’ve learned to associate being fed with people so they are just asking nicely for a treat.
>>538258017>you are a fucking based madman for having this image saved btw
>>538258071>so I should pick them up for anal?>analNO straight man does anal with a woman when there's two other natural wet holes to stick it in her.
>>538251616>'Nice tats, saw something similar in a public restroom once'
>>538249752>80 IQ tattooed attention whoreand nothing of value was lost
>>538250192I forgot this scene existedkek trannies btfo
>>538258662You sniffed too many amoebas
>>538253897Not even the most impressive instance of reptiles getting bitched down that I've seen.
>>538259003>hisssss "NOOOOOOOOO! Now send in Destro! COOBRA!"
>>538249752A big bite for a big slag
>>538258662So I have a friend who has been on about enjoying anal all the time since we were in high school. Years later, he was saying something about it again, I finally asked what the appeal of animal is at all (since there’s no way it doesn’t make the room smell like shit and vaginas are naturally designed to be more pleasurable than the anus or otherwise we would not have survived. His answer:>anal sex is the only sex that is actually tightAnd then he proceeded to tell me how his recently ex-gf at the time used too big of tampons and that fucked up her vagina for sex.So I’m listening to this shit and that’s when it hit me; anal is for dudes with very small dicks. For any normal man, anal sex is apparently only stimulating at the point of penetration, rather than the vagina which is tight all the way down. For small dick guys, the butthole is the only time they get any tightness at all.
>>538255267He does it for free BTW.
>>538250595anyone have a video of a guy bonking like 20 gators around a tiny puddle of a pond with a shovel, one at a time, and they scurry back into the pond one by one? eventually the remaining alligator frens get what is happening and they all jump in.
>>538250135SNAPPED.COM
>>538259402Cobra Commander is awesome. The episode where he sets all paper money on fire and offers Cobracoin as a replacement...
>>538249752>>538251300>>538251616>>538251530Hope the gator didn't catch anything from her, given all of those tats, she must have been very dirty and diseased.
>>538259595- >>538253897
she chose the gator, remember
She was probably trying to fuck it like all attention seeking degenerate whores.
>>538249752Decline of basic education in USA is Fatal!!!
>>538259633>Cobra Commander is awesome.Agree. I rooted for GI JOE as a kid, but now I realize COBRA was the based one fighting back against ZOG and SOCIALISM.
>>538249752poor thing. I feel bad for her.
>>538259547I used to be 7,5 x 5,1Probably the dude is not wrong. You sound like a premature cummer.Wet excited women feel like humping air.Everyone is poisoned by plastics and other xenoestrogens, everyone got small d and these hoes got giant cunts now.I never did anal because my disgust of parasites and shit is bigger than my lust but I understand why dudes fuck these bitches in the ass.
>>538259791We have no way of knowing the gator was female
>>538259811>I have a big dick>I don’t do anal or anything>but the guy with the confirmed small dick (which was confirmed because of a later incident where another friend tried to loan him condoms and he got mad because they were too big)>also you cum too fast probably even though nothing here was about the orgasm itselfI don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you but arbitrarily playing devils advocate is leftist tier gigaretarded
>>538249752Coalburner single mom tats.I would rather fuck the gator.
>>538258159In a state with such lax environmental regulations, you shouldn't swim in or drink from the water. You could ruin your whole life.
>>538259791>poor thing. I feel bad for her.>>538259817>We have no way of knowing the gator was femaleIf it ate a woman, and it's a female, then it's a lesbian gator, so fuck her! #EndTheLGBTSickness
>>538259930>lax environmental regulationsSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! It's SEASONING SAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>538259003But WHY is there a room full of cobras
>>538259985In pajeetland, at least you can see the filth with your naked eye. You can't see the chemical waste they dump into the rivers in poorly regulated regions in the west.
>>538250184Trump's favorite tabloid so author probably looks similar to pic-related turbo kike.
>>538259895My dick is getting smaller with age or they were not wrong, covid shrunk dick size....That being said it never looked that big, yeah it looked long sometimes, women loved fucking with me, but it's hard for me to imagine I was 'top1%' d size yet wet vaginas never felt tight.I think modern white women got giant cunts now. Probably side effect of too much esteogen in food or whatever.Avg penis is said to be like 5x4,5.It must suck real hard to be your friend, it's humiliating enough to be a man already even without a small pp. All am saying is your friend might be onto something. Anal is degenerate and women get fucked in the ass since young age.
>>538249752Poor aligator, got 47 STD's and full blown AIDs from that creature.
>>538259669ty anon, i didn't actually want to read this foid rage b8 thread. saved.
>>538251530this pissed off my dog
>>538258349yeah well i heard the one who ate the whore was patriarchal male devil!
>>538258528I think I know that one.His name is Spot
>>538249752normies suffer pretty terribly at times, I only have pity when ignorance leads to tragedy
>>538260237I certainly know exactly what you mean about women about sufficiently excited women having their vagina deepen and expand from being turned on so much but in my experience you can just change position to doggystyle or her on top for better penetration when that happens. Also, if you let her lay on her back and do nothing while you fuck her, she will do exactly that: lay there and do nothing while you turn her on more and more at the expense of your own pleasure. As much as it’s fun to make a woman cum with your dick, you have to make them work for their pleasure just a little or they’ll do literally nothing for you.As for buddy, I absolutely agree. It must suck and be a genuine humiliation. Frankly, the rest of the friend group sees it too because that is the one thing we NEVER bust his balls about. He’s a really good guy otherwise. He’s smart and super cool. He’s just horrible with women both physically and socially. Add that to coping with having a small member and it sounds pretty brutal. He still gets gfs fairly frequently, though, if that can serve as a whitepill to any smalldick anons.
>>538258693
>>538260294Mad Stan says, YOU'RE WELCOME
>>538251988>Also the brain eating amoeba Naegleria fowleri will swim up your nose in Florida fresh water and eat your brain. One of my personal favorites.that's why they shut down Disney's River Country park
>>538260000CheckedI'll tell you because of the quads.The Indian government thought it would be a great idea to offer cash rewards for bringing in dead poisonous snakes, but the well intentioned government forgot that India is filled with scamming poop people, and as a result various brahmin shamans decided to breed and redeem the poisonous snakes for the monetary reward (and izzat)
>>538249752>Tragic thing happens to woman.>Scribbles.>Whore pose.
>>538260442>He’s just horrible with women both physically and sociallyLike all small dicked men. Only Chads and chuds know womenamd then only chads and small pp dudes humiliate and degrade women.My small dick friend was a spineless snake and he makes women to lick his ass as a form of revenge and humiliation. He hay all kinds of nasty hpv and warts. These hoes eat ass nowadays. I was too naive for too long. There is no one to marry anymore.
>>538249752>>538249752Yes it's the gator's fault. stop victim blaming, women should be able to do whatever they want with zero consequences or danger
>>538260650>and as a result various brahmin shamans decided to breed and redeem the poisonous snakes for the monetary reward (and izzat)These people are the funniest plague of disgusting destructive reprobates in all of history.
>>538249752thats a kike
>>538249752tfw an alligator had some real nice pussy and tits in its mouth and you never will
>>538261190Jokes on you. I was literally on the way out of a vagina at birth
>>538249752Land of the free! >goes to swim>eaten by alligator
>>538258175and those nasty whores think they are above yousickening
>>538261535>be America>get shot/eaten by gator>go to eu>oi m8y you go’a loisence to swim with that gator?>go to Africa>be killed for your shoes. Body fed to gators anyway>go to Asia>no gators but conformist bug people control your every move>go to India>get stuffed into gator’s mouth, burned alive inside gator corpse, and then ground into primitive “medicine”. mixed with cow dung afterward for maximum izzat>go to Russia>get conscripted into war>go to Middle East>everybody fucks goatsWe live in hell
>>538250162This is not that far off from the truth. I sucked on a beautiful pair of Japanese tits all through college and I would do it again if she asked me today twenty years later. My ex wife had double D implants that looked nice, but there is something about a breast you can put your whole mouth on
any woman killed is political now?
>>538249752https://youtu.be/jPauo943ogA?si=pkO8oyQyqAVfweNe
>>538255207> BruhThat nigga is saying nigga.
>>538255207He didn't say bruh because there are no gator homosexuals.
>>538257470Nice singles get
Have we found her onlyfans yet? Or at least photos of her dead body after the attack?
>>538249752The woman who called 911 was asked by the dispatcher how bad the bites are:>both arms... both arms, they're basically offYikes.
>>538252556Sounds like paradise!
>>538252556Thanks for your life story Cletus.
Imagine getting killed by a pissy little aligator. Pathetic.
>>538250809Maybe she thought she was in Australia? They have saltwater crocodiles there on the beaches.
The best part is all the transient faggots in the comments going “I’m a Floridian, we know to NEVER swim in any Florida lakes or rivers” as if they ever have been more that a 10 feet from a sidewalk in thier lives
>>538249752SHE DIED FROM HORRIBLE-TATOO-ISM
>>538249752>we're supposed to feel badonly if you're a human
>>538262719Gator deathroll has more torque than a PTO.
>>538255502I knew a guy who used to steal.and collect alligator warning signs. Used to think it was fucked up, but how can anybody not know about them? They're massive fucking ambush predators and everybody knows about them.
>>538258219Nigger I have a pound of gator tail fillet in my freezer just waiting to be cooked up. My family colonized southern florida in the 1600s, check yourself.
>>538259003They defang them, it's actually pretty pussified subhuman behavior.
>>538263843Fucking kek about stealing the signs. >Pieces of metal should not tell me how to liveAnyway, I’m not a Florida native but I’ve got relatives who are and I’ve vacationed there with other families as well. Hardly even matters what you’re doing and you’ll hear about the gatorsGoing for a walk any time between dusk and dawn?>anon, watch out for the gators Going to be near any lake or pond for looking at wildlife?>anon watch out for the gatorsPerson at the gas station asks what you’re up to and you say vacation?>nice dude but watch out for the gatorsTake an uber somewhere?>you have a nice time and watch out for the gators!The only way to miss it is by just arrogantly tuning it out.
>>538255385Nothing but an attention-whore edgelord.
>>538249752Heartbroken dad reveals the side of his whore daughter's ass for all the world to see!
>>538260237It has been definitively proven that high test leads to higher sex drive but drastically smaller and shallower vaginas, and high estrogen does the opposite. Once thought a girl had snapped my dick irreparably because her cervix was like 6 inches deep even fully ready to go and she was a fucking maniac in bed.
>>538249752>>538251948Did the gator OD?
>>538249752I've seen like three pictures of that thing, and I don't think it was a woman.
>>538255042>capital BCall george floyd a nigger right now, memflag
>>538250809I used to go each year to visit family as a kid. Every single person gave me this advice so often that I just assumed any bit of fresh water, including puddles, contain gators. You think thats being overly cautious, then you see one in a tiny bit of ditch water. Theres no such thing as being too cautious with that
>>538264089>high test leads to higher sex drive but drastically smaller and shallower vaginasLater I might research this but honestly I don't care about foids anymore. It's too tiresome.I think generally speaking all women are sex fiends. Even those on ssris, they just need more stimuli (bigger dicks) because they are numb.Honestly I never had a gf that wasn't into sex.Maybe I was right and the excess estrogen made their cunts grow in size. Avg male penis probably shrunk too the past 100 years.
>>538250325>Carlos!Too soon nigger
>>538249752called daddy while bleeding outhow cuteimagine how the dad must feel to have a raised a turbohoe nowlet that be a lesson
>>538251038Its hot in Florida....and very swampy
>>538260451that'll do as a pic name;)
>>538265057He felt relief.
>>538255567>You're also a hypocrite. Why is the word "foid" bad but incel is kosher? How does that work exactly?it doesntthey're demon-hollowed
>>538253305Based Orca would play with that stupid gator like it's a toy.
>>538253897Oh the other, type of Florida man
>>538252176>The thin upper lip is case closed that she’s a BPD sociopathaijew disagrees staunchly
>>538249752>gator mating seasonI've molested so many alligators
>>538251616Also, people piss on the side of em
>>538249752alis meat burger.. ripe as fuck juicy
>>538249752>tattooed whorenothing of value was lost, I hope the gator went to get an aids test
>>538249752Florida man > florida w*man
>>538265057It was her best friend who made the call since she herself had no arms at that point.
>>538260382Well if she was splashing around by the shore it would trigger their ambush attack instincts, otherwise they just stay underwater with their mouth open and wait for something to bump into it. I see them in the ponds in my neighborhood and if you throw a rock in the water, their little radars on their mouth will pick it up and usually they pop up to investigate. >>538260405Kek, his name is actually Franklin.
>>538263843Nile crocs kill about 300 people a year in Africa because they will go for big game, and a human is no problem. Also they have a far more explosive attack.
>>538249752there was a creep : >>538249947 on the beach and she preferred the gator
>>538265962Some more cheeky gators.
>>538258159It's almost definitely from the ear infections. One of my eardrums started calcifying later in life from all the infections as a kid.
Who the fuck goes Hiking without a good Staby-Staby? A Ink covered City Tard who is 'Gator Bait, that's who. The male version of this just disappears into a missing person, skill issues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRs97POJsAk
>>538249752INTERIOR
>>538265941at least buddy gator was happy
This is just sad and you incel faggots are disgusting.
>>538251678shut up, kevin
>>538251530I too would start fighting if a kangaroo parachuted into my yard.
>>538251039She wasn’t even swimming, she was kneeling in 3 feet of water, which is equally stupid, especially there
>>538269258Faggots can't be incels, darling.
>>538249752I mean, look at her. A stupid death at some point in the first half of her potential life span was pretty much guaranteed.
>>538249752I side with the alligators
My Glock has marine cups. I would have shoved the muzzle in it's face and told it to stop. Even an alligator isn't a retard.
Why must we eat zee bugs when there are gators?
>>538249752Y'all don't know nuthin bout no gatah.
>>538249752I don't feel bad for you sinking deep in hell.It is your choice after all.
>>538249947it was already removed by laser a decade ago you never stood a chance
>>538271811You wouldn't have done shit faggot. Kys
>>538272145I would. These animals are asking for it.
>>538249987Gators know humans are the goyslop of prey so they try not to eat too much of it.
>>538272229
>>538249752>tattoossubhuman retard
>>538249752Is the gator OK?
Jeet Degree mills>>538273383
>>538249752She wanted the BGC (big gator cock).
>>538249752Based alligator
>>538255042
>>538273806Sonic kek
>>538273496https://youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>538249752>short deformed armEw
>>538249752>one just knows
>>538250049>how tight are gators desu
>>538251948Yikes
>>538249752>inked up dime a dozen whoreNothing of value lost. Hope the alligator didnt get a upset stomach from all the ink it ingested
