I'll consider joining the US only if we keep out name and the official name of the country is Canada and United States.
>>538251113You should consider joining America just to have a flag that isn't a fucking leaf
>>538251113What on earth makes you think your name would go first, pajeet
How about the Canadian States
>>538251113We don't name all 50 states in the official name, so why would we do that for one little state like Canada?
>>538251113You're not getting off this ride that easily. You must now reap what was sowed. At this point I would even vote against it for the smallest chance at getting to see liberals and queerbecers finally suffer a deserving fate.
If anything, we absorb Canada and central america, force everyone to be Catholic (Christian can live here but you get 3/5 of a vote) and call it the Holy North American Empire
>>538251113lmao, as if you're going to get to choose anything you dumb leaf
>>538251557Protestant christian*
>>538251349because you're absorbing an entire country
>>538251657When your GDP as a whole country is lower than some US states, you don't get to call yourself a country for absorption purposes. Just a state. Anyway, fuck off we're don't need a ton of liberals ruining the US electoral map forever. We don't actually want you here. Your country fucking sucks and would ruin ours even further. (Alberta can join though)
>>538251657>>538251113what exactly do you think state means each one is a 'county' why would canada be any different if anything canada should be renamed to the territory of canada not given official statehood
You let in too many Indians and we don’t need your murder doctors. Application denied.
>>538251879based we get 2A, military protections, and we don't have to pay federal taxes
>>538251113I might be able to overlook the following but Id never betray the monarchy. King would need to be put back in his rightful place.
>>538254964>i need to to worship Prince Andrew, broLmao
>>538255001Worship? What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>538251879we'll also be us citizens so we'll just flock to red states and flip them as well
>>538251161ya
>>538251557What if I don't want to worship Jewsus or obey the nigger Pope? Do I go back to Europe?
>>538251113Everything on the North American plate, including the northern half of Japan, is rightful American clay.
>>538251657We didn't rename the country to Texas when that republic joined the US and we like them far more than we like you.
