Sorry, Goymans, Abdul needs his welfare checks, and you need to work
>>538275267i dont give a shit.t. eternal neet chad
>>538275367Based
>>538275463yeah brother WHITEY PAY UP
>>538275267so if you're sick for one day, you need to go to the doctor, and spend your entire sick day in the waiting room? i thought germans valued efficiency?
>>538275267back to work, wagies jahahah
>>538275516you will probably spend 1-2 hours at the doc and after that the whole week on sick leave KEK. only retards get a Krankschreibung for a single day.
>>538275267>phone calls no longer enough >need to visist a doctorPushtar I know you're brown and no VPN is going to hide that if you can't even read your own bait.
It's a bright future, work to support shitskin parasites who rape your daughters
>>538275516Um sweetie, your sick day isn't meant to be a vacation
>>538275267Germans didnt need a doctors permission before?
>>538275367>burgergeld
>>538275267>2026>Goymany reaches Polish level of paranoia and distrust towards the employeesThe Polish sphere of influence grows. Give it a few decades and we will start colonization of Eastern Germany.
We did the exact opposite here by removing the need for doctors notes because it's a waste of doctors time they could be spending on ppl with issuesplus doctors and clinics have a quota on how many ppl they are allowed to see a dayLol lmao
>>538275267This is just how it was pre-pandemic.
that's how it works in brazil. i guess germany is turning into a low trust society
>>538275267Who knew importing unethical shit skins turns society into low trust?
>>538275760>and we will start colonization of Eastern Germany.but you guys already did???
>>538275267>need doctor certificate.So its like sick leave in Finland then.
>>538275868Saxony is rightful Polish clay.
>>538275267Holy shit Europe is a fucking shithole. The worst cities in America aren't even close to being this bad.
>>538275516>go to doc>"doc, ive got a headache and cant work today">"alright anon i will write a doctors note to declare you sick until the end of the week, just to be sure">"thanks doc"retards lol
>>538275673>>538275880They gradually made it so just calling into the doctors office and declaring your symptoms is good enough to get leave. Allegedly to reduce contact during covid, in reality of course because our doctors are overburdened by weird foreigners and boomer trash.Now our chancellor (a chronic liar) said it should be required again to come in to the doctor to get the cert regardless of straining the system. This is because he is boomer trash too, but regardless not much really changes other than even more wait at the doctor and more sick leaves because doctors will just write you off for longer so you don't immediately come back for an extension. Kek!
>>538275267Here the first control by a doctor is officially after 2 weeks and only after 6 is it prescribed to get a more permanent diagnosis from the company doctor. I’ve seen it happen that people just take off for months without working on reintegration or anything.
>>538276098Mutt are afraid of Hospitals, cause for sneeze they will pay 5k.
>>538275267Work will set you free.
>>538275267Germans are hardworking and strict. The idea that someone would pretend to be sick just to get a day off work disgusts and enrages them. Personally, back when I worked the UK there were times I wanted to drink something gone off milk just to make myself throw up at work so the boss would send me home. I would say >anon you are sick you need to go home>no no I am ok… >drink more gone off milk>vomit more >Anon I think you need to leave >well if you insist…
In the UK I knew a schoolteacher woman who sat crying in the car before work. She fantasised about swerving into a tree so she would not have to go to work in a school.
>>538275779Don't worry,you'll revert it just like we did
>>538276721I remember going to the doctor to call in sick because fuck wagecucking.the Doctor had noticed this and he said, if the work makes you sick then you gotta do something else or you will never find happiness.then I became a NEET and became happy and never worked again.this was 20 years ago.thanks doc.
>>538277245Giga based. How did you mange to NEET for 20 years? Hartz 4 and than Bürgi oder wie?
>>538275267This was strongly needed. In Germany before you could call out sick for a hangover
>>538275267> Germany abolish sick leaveThey dont. You just need a doctors note. They only made it slightly more inconvienent to call in sick.
White people love to blame immigrants for every single internal problem, but this new reform is the direct result of White people being too lazy and abusing the system.Why??? The government had to abolish phone-based sick notes because local White workers were constantly calling in sick to avoid actual labor while clinging to their pathetic sense of entitlementThe cold truth is that it is actually the highly motivated immigrants who are working hard and paying massive taxes to prevent the entire welfare system for White people from collapsing lol
>>538277445The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>538275267Germutts are about to learn the good old Romanian €50 for 1 week of sick leave method
>>538277680>highly motivated immigrants who are working hard and paying massive taxescitation neededalso you are not korean
>>538275267Easy just go to work sick and spread it.Next
>>538275267>by phonewhy the fuck cant you niggers read? this is the 15th thread about it, at leastalso they already backpedalled on it
>>538277708but i want to believe
>>538277245>>538277445This is not good and efficient German work ethic.
>>538275267Who comes up with this shit like this? As if an adult can't decide whether he's sick enough to work or not but the doctor somehow can. Just cut the wage of sick people by a tiny bit and give it to the healthy workers to prevent abuse. Problem solved.
>>538277515I thought that's what "sick" meant? Surely you don't want me barfing everywhere and finally snapping and telling Shenequa and Stacey just what I think about them? Surely.
>>538275367burdenmaxxing hero ruining yet another super gay system
>>538278166>Just cut the wage of sick people by a tiny bit and give it to the healthy workers to prevent abuse. Problem solved.Israels strongest soldier
>>538275367It's called GRUNDSICHERUNG
>>538275367>eternalits literally over starting this month
>>538275367Nice to neet you. What are we not doing today?
>>538277798Dude, over 20% of the entire population in Germany are immigrants, and that is only based on nationalityIf you actually include German citizens with immigrant backgrounds and ancestry, that number easily reaches 30%~40% of the countryNow put your hand on your heart and honestly tell everyone if you still think saying immigrants sustain this society is an exaggeration or a lie. It is 30%~40% of the entire nationWithout this massive demographic chunk actually working, it is not just the welfare system for White people that faces a problem, the entire physical society of Germany straight up collapses into nothing
>>538275267kek wtf germany, you already don't have enough doctors right?
>>538275267
>>538275267>twitter nigger and faggot OP can't readThey literally roll back the covid changes while implementing the requirement for people to get a sick leave notice at day one, which most companies already enforce via a clause in their contracts. Still, docs can do home visits.
>>538275267People should go to the doctor for the sniffles just to overburden the health system.
>>538278731Lol, I kek everytime this specimen is posted. It truly is a walking red pill. Lmao.
>>538278261Make an argument or fuck off. Muh Israel, muh Merz, muh evil shareholders. We heard all your deflections already.
>>538278166> Who comes up with this shit like this? As if an adult can't decide whether he's sick enough to work or not but the doctor somehow can.I have noticed this phenomenon before… Germans not realising that people can and do lie.>feel like I want a day off work >call in sick and lie. Just say I have the flu >nice day off That is what they are trying to safeguard against obviously.
>>538278511Non-European immigrants are overwhelmingly net-negative contributors in every European country. and that only covers the direct economic cost
>>538279081>That is what they are trying to safeguard against obviouslyBut that doesn't work obviously. I can just go to the doctor and say I don't feel so well.
>>538277708Nigger I know a dude who's hartzing it up since... I don't know, 2013 or something, it's not exactly hard
>>538275267All this will lead to is people taking longer sick leaves when they do take them.
>>538275267This is not gonna work. Too many parties in parliament who would sabotage such law. And the two "formerly big" parties CDU and SPD also need someone to vote for them in the future. This law provides literally zero bet value to 99,99% of German people, it's a damaging law which will cost a lot of future votes for both of the parties.What are they even thinking?
>>538276201>our chancellor (a chronic liar)And yet you calling him "our". He is not "our" chancellor. He does not identify with you or me. He serves different powers. Not the people. So why do you still identify with him?This is the mindset of a slave. >My master is cruel and evil...but he is my masterStop using words like we, our, us when you talk about these "pople" or institutions. You give them power that way.
>>538276217Copays are usually $10-20 for anyone who works a fulltime job. Im fine with a $10 doctor if it means I dont pay for Cleetus, Tyrone and Pasqual's healthcare.
>>538279289>What are they even thinking?Litmus test for actual workers
Timmies must work 12 hours a day 6 days a week like they did before socialism
>>538278511Come during day in any mega big shithole of a globohomo europoor city. Masses and I mean, masses of Abduls and various shades of black/browns are roaming cities, kebab shops and supermarkets. They are not working, you lunatic gook.
>>538279178> But that doesn't work obviously. I can just go to the doctor and say I don't feel so well.A doctor can tell if you are faking shit. No high temperature. No obvious symptoms then you are healthy enough to work. Have a headache? Work through it’s have a stomach ache? Work through it. You go to a doctor if there is something seriously wrong.
>>538279328This litmus test will result in more people voting for AfD or something else I don't know, even greens. Making a law that benefits noone and affects their personal life in inconvenient way will just make people who voted for those main parties or didn't vote at all make a cross in other place out of spite. And all for what? To save 0.0001% of tax money by making doctors even more overburdened?
>>538276098And that's how it should be desu. Instead, shabbosgoyim come to work like "heroes", sneeze and cough on everyone else. Tired of this shit.
>>538279289>What are they even thinking?What are you still thinking??>MUH VOTESThere is an agenda. The current system gets crushed. Not just in Germany. And for people to accept the "new system" they are gonna build for us, the old system have to be as miserable as possible.Don't think for a second there is some "reason" about votes behind such acts. There is a plan, and this plan gets executed. What happens now, happens on purpose. And the mindless followers in power (who think they are in power) are going to follow.Stop thinking like "oh, that will cost...". This is completely irrelevant to the (real) people in power.
>>538279421I don't know how it is in Thailand, but my GP is a friend of my grandma's and she'll just give me a week off if I call her and say I feel queasy.
>>538278844Here it’s standard to need a note if you’re sick three days or more. We even call calling out sick for one day “taking a mental health day”
>>538275267I'm sure germans will have some kind of gay substitute for a sick day such as a mental health day where you can call out just as if you were sick,
>>538279781I’m in the US, I don’t know wtf that meme flag is there
>>538279421>A doctor can tell if you are faking shitNo he can't, at least not always plus he doesn't even give a shit whether the illness is real or not. He's not your daddy.>>538279421>You go to a doctor if there is something seriously wrong.Yes that's why this proposed law is so shit. Sometime you just have a cold and need two days off and not a fucking doctor.
>>538276098>are you really sick anon? hmm>1 day only>you seem fine I won't write it againNEETs don't know shit.
>>538279939>you seem fine I won't write it againNo doctor has said this ever. He doesn't get payed for that.Plus subjective pain is still pain. You can't measure that.
>>538275267>https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-updates/germany-changes-sick-leave-policy-we-are-abolishing-sick-leave-by-phone-says-chancellor-merz-doctors-note-required-from-day-one-of-illness/articleshow/132153626.cms?from=mdrNothing new in Europe, for years you were already forced to have an official letter from the doctor or from your exams. Otherwise, you could just tell the boss you're sick for a week and use that week for an extra vacation.
>>538275267Germans unironically believe the holocaust happened and would rather go extinct than grow a backbone and overthrow their zogged government
>>538280118>indiatimesGood morning good sir.
>>538275267if this is true, it might be the best news we've had in years. who knows though, very little information has been coming out of Germany lately. many interesting things could be going on and we don't even know
>>538279939even for a light cold my doc usually prescribed a whole week, even when i was fine in 2 daysbut since im employed on a shitty contract and dont get paid leave, i dont even bother ringing them up, just stay homenot like ill get paid even with doc papers
>>538275267How will the europoor define his existence now that the welfare state is at its end?
There's always other options. Use your huwhite brain.
>>538275267LOL. “Progressive and superior”Germany!
>>538280507Did Iran find out yet why Americunts don't have healthcare?
>>538276209many such cases. work for a month or two, prove your self, get a contract, and stay home from day 1 of your contract being official. ez living. its funny people make fun of our countries for having minorities on welfare, but we don't. they get paid for by their gangster overlords, the vast majority of people on welfare are native
>>538277680There is absolutely no need for "the system" to do this except trying to squeeze out more blood and foreskins from its dying victims
>>538275267changes nothing. nothingburger.
>>538276098>>538275612In addition to this, some people just don't want to go through the hassle just for a flu or something, so they go to work sick, nicely infecting their colleagues.Sure, the call-up system is abused at times, but at least in Finland your supervisor has the right to demand a doctor's notice, if foul play is suspected
>>538275267Everyone who has worked with Germs knows they fake being sick to take extra vacations.They allowed that to be the case in order to avoid lawsuits from women and pajeets but at this point Europe is staying behind and we need all Germs working at full capacity.
>>538275367I kneel
Vy do you call in sick? Ve don't do zat in GERMANY.
>>538275267Looks like all that european socialism is suddenly too expensive to maintain, too bad :(
>>538275267It will just lead to more sick days
Do krauts even produce anything anymore? At least here we have heavy agriculture and make medicine/cosmetics and shit.
>>538280598Meanwhile in Goymerica mothers arent even given a day off to birth their baby.They must give birth after work or on a Saturday hahahahShlomo expects those spreadsheets on time goy
>>538275267>ITT: niggercattle with the memory of goldfishThe policy has been implemented in 2020. You'll be once again be required to fetch a notice from your GP. They've effectively traded 1-2 days of sick leave at a time taken by the employee for 1-2 weeks if sick leave dictated by the GP, whilst clogging up the already abysmal healthcare with more pointless appointments.
>Hans must slave at work for losing WW2 so that Mohamed can lounge in his stained underwear and comment on insta shorts. Damn that's grim.
>>538281122>Be German>Plan 2 weeks of vacations>End of vacation approaching>"Sorry boss but I got sick. I'll need 5 sick days"Every singlen timen
>>538281122Next flu pandemic everyone who is sick can go infect the doctors too to get their certificates.
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>>538278511This has to be bait>please think about the heckin immigranterinos!!!!>work german man so your daughter gets raped and you accept it as you eat a kebabAnyways im a neet va disability. Fuck niggers. Fuck kikes fuck leftist woman. And most of all fuck israel. Black power! Heil hitler nigga
>>538278329>they´ll totally end all benefits two more weekskek>>538278451hey fellow neetgod, today i played some vidya and masturbated. will probably order food later.
>>538281016+50% of the physical Euro is printed by Germany, whereas 27% of all Euro funds are owned by Germany, ~33% more than the 2nd largest country France, and ~145% more than the smallest country Malta. In other words: Germany is the European equivalent to the muttian Federal Reserve, we produce worthless magic paper, debt and interest.
>>538281576It's sad how I have to turn towards China when I need reliable and affordable shit.
>JA HALLO HERR MÜLLER YOU ARE REQUIRED TO GET THE KRANKSCHREIBUNG SINCE DAY ONE OF YOUR SICKNESS NOW HABEN SIE MICH VERSTANDEN?!ok so i´ll just be sick for the whole week...or maybe we´ll make it two?>MENSCH HERR MÜLLER YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK AN HOUR MORE EVERYDAY, THINK ABOUT OUR ECONMYbut i wont and i dont care>JA HERRGOTT NOCHMAL consider yourself FIRED!ok let me talk to my lawyer about that...hold on...seems like you disregarded the labor laws when fireing me so how about you comensate me with a few grand for my lost job?>JETZT REICHTS ABER HERR MÜLLER YOU´LL NEVER GET A JOB AGAIN IN THIS BRANCHE EVER AGAIN I SWEAR!!!ok so i´ll just neet for the rest of my lifeLmaooooo
>>538276098Except their schedule is always full and you need several days to see one? Unless you want to sit 10 hours in their office, ofc.
>>538275267so like it used to be before covid ???
beeep...beeep...>"Schönen guten Tag und willkommen bei Wagecucken GmbH Schmidt mein Name, was kann ich für Sie tun?""Hey Cheff, Müller hier, wollte nur Bescheid geben das es mir heute nicht so gut geht und ich die Woche ausfalle...">"DAS KANN DOCH ALLES NICHT MEHR WAHR SEIN UNS FEHLEN SCHON 5 MANN JETZT -">>>clickbeeep...beeep...beeep...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>538275267>Sick for a day. >Boss want a paper from a doctor. >Wait 2 hours at the clinic.>See doctor for 5 minutes.>Doctor prescribe 2 weeks off.I'm not sure it will go the way they want.
>>538281847All of this could have beeb prevented, if the Spanish Inquistion had not just banished merchants, allowing them to flee to the Americas and found Muttopia
>>538278511>Dude, over 20% of the entire population in Germany are immigrants, and that is only based on nationality>If you actually include German citizens with immigrant backgrounds and ancestry, that number easily reaches 30%~40% of the countryTo add to this, of the remaining 60%-70% that are currently still native Germans here, around half or so are 60+ year old boomers who barely leave their houses, are barely noticeable in everyday life, and contribute absolutely nothing other than hoarding wealth and housing.Once the boomers begin dying off in a decade or so, the demographics will VERY QUICKLY shift towards majority "immigrant", almost overnight even.We're already at 60%-70% "immigrants" among school age children in many metropolian areas.tl;dr, german demographics are heavily distorted by the overrepresentation of native german boomers, and the situation is even worse than it may seem at first
>>538275634>american flag>interracial sex out of nowhereKek.
>>538279105Counting direct tax numbers alone is completely meaningless because it intentionally leaves out the massive indirect economic value that immigrants create by keeping the baseline infrastructure alive.The cold reality is that highly motivated immigrants are the ones working the essential, high demand jobs in logistics, construction, healthcare assistance, and public services that White people refuse to touch because of their pathetic sense of entitlement. If those non European workers suddenly vanished, the entire service sector and industrial supply chains would stop instantly lolWhen the physical infrastructure of a country grinds to a halt, your precious net contributor metrics won’t save your failing society lolSo, White people cannot even keep their own cities clean or their hospitals staffed without immigrant labor, so stop using broken accounting to hide the fact that you literally depend on them to survive every single day
>>538284773Thank you for exposing the naked reality of the situation. It is incredibly refreshing to see a local actually admit the truth instead of hiding behind useless internet memes.I truly hope other White people on this board finally open their eyes and realize exactly how heavily your entire society relies on immigrants just to maintain its daily survival
