>A 17-year-old British teenager has been declared brain-dead after falling from a first-floor hotel balcony in the northern Athens suburb of Halandri early Friday, reports said.>The incident occurred at approximately 5 a.m. Emergency medical personnel rushed the youth to Athens’ Red Cross (Erythros Stavros) Hospital, where doctors later confirmed he had sustained unsurvivable brain injuries. The exact circumstances surrounding the fall remain under active investigation by local police.Why are bongs killing themselves every single summer by falling out of a balcony? Who is behind this?
Probably just some typical English brownoid, saw a white woman on the street below and forgot to use the stairs in his rush to relieve his sexual emergency.
>>538275992>A 17-year-old British teenager has been declared brain-dead afterOK.But do we have any proof of brain activity before?
>>538275992>fall in AthensGravity kill more people every year then sharks.
>>538276177now this is the real question
>>538275992>British teen declared brain-deadI'm glad he's alright.
bros why didn't he just nip down the apples and pears
>>538275992British teenager?Or "british" teenager?
>>538275992>5amThat's usually when the last FIFA game is. Starts at about 4am. He probably was drunk and leaned on a balcony with short guardrails.
>>538275992Was he an organ donor?
>>538276177>>538276555Right, what race was it?
>>538277895Most definitely, in the UK and in Greece you have to opt-out.
>>538275992One less drunk bong "tourist"Plenty more to go....
>>538277567Because he was too busy having a ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. Later on he fell down the apples all elephants, best Moriarty he's ever been too.