>this patriot appears in your rearview mirror and flashes his highbeams at you What do you do next?
>>538298428I wonder if there's a QR code you can slap on the back of your car that would confuse those things.It's hilarious to see such "patriotism" slapped on a jeet-coded failure of a truck that requires an internet connection to work properly. It's the complete opposite of self-sufficiency that was expected of Americans in the past.
>>538298428
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the stickers are their whole personality
>>538298624boomers are insane
>>538298428YOU LOST TRANNY
>>538298428I'd grab a handful of pennies out of my cup holder, and give him a 70mph donation to his cause.
>>538298428make a scene and break check him 20 times
>>538298428> Flashes emergency signal
>>538298428if "what about biden" was a car
>>538298428True Patriot
>>538299220damn you're old
>>538298624based
>>538298624might as well put something about Israel on that Fag truck.
>>538298624This picture is like the epitome of America
>>538298624TMD
>>538299220then don't reply, simple as that.
>>538298428I do a roman salute and yell USA FUCK YEAH
>>538298428Why do Americans advertise themselves like they're products?they're oncarsfridgesshirtsfront yardsi've even seen lawn signs that advertise the names of their children and where they go to school• CAITLIN IS AN HONOUR STUDENT AT DEQUAVIUS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!• EMMA IS CO-CAPTAIN OF CHEER SQUAD AT LOUIS FARAKAN HIGH SCHOOL!• CAR STICKERS INDICATING FAMILY SIZE AND COMPOSITIONwut the ever-loving fuck
>>538298624those men absolutely were upper-class gentlemen
>>538299404Agree. This is pure 2020s Americana just like Norman Rockwell paintings of Santa drinking Coca-Cola
>>538298624Lead bones
>>538299053no need to brake check, just flip the rearview to low light mode and drive slow until they remember the passing lane exists
>>538300246(i don't think he meant it as a compliment, bruh)
>>538298428Pedophile protector!
>>538298428Honk the horn at him and throw a bud light at him.
>>538299220unc what the hell is that old ass meme [loudly crying face emoji]
>>538300942Technically neither did I. If I have to explain why commercializing religion with sugary beverages and basing a society around it is bad it’s time for me to log off
>>538298428probably chuckle and think it's very cringe and NPC
>>538304322ok but if you were sporting a US flag, you can understand why i thought you were serious
>>538298624>faggot boomer with oakleys and a goateeEverytime
>>538298428Probably groan at how cringe it is and go a out my day
>>538303870and just like that, you made a friend for life
>>538298624>its all computah
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